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  • #31
    Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE!

    Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
    Are you stupid? The passage I posted just PROVED that nigras are supposed to be servants. Then again, you are a nigra, so I can't really blame you for being stupid.
    The passage you quoted does not mention skin color. It seems you are making up that part.
    The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
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    • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
    • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
    NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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    • #32
      Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE!

      Friends, a glitch in our campaign has come up. My staff attorney pulled me aside this morning and pointed to one of the requirements stated in Miss Cookie's Candidate Registrartion requirements.

      The requirements say I need to visit a certified Freehold doctor to determine that I am

      "..free from markings, tattos, peircings and cuttings...Test will include a rectal exam to ensure virginity is still intact." The exam needs to conclude a candidate conforms to Leviticus 19:28, 2 Chronicles 21:18 and Kings 14:24.

      My own doctor is out of town today. Could one of our Godly physicans contact me, or, might one of my supporters line me up with a Freehold doctor today?

      Thank you, and, God Bless.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #33
        Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE!

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        Friends, a glitch in our campaign has come up. My staff attorney pulled me aside this morning and pointed to one of the requirements stated in Miss Cookie's Candidate Registrartion requirements.

        The requirements say I need to visit a certified Freehold doctor to determine that I am

        "..free from markings, tattos, peircings and cuttings...Test will include a rectal exam to ensure virginity is still intact." The exam needs to conclude a candidate conforms to Leviticus 19:28, 2 Chronicles 21:18 and Kings 14:24.

        My own doctor is out of town today. Could one of our Godly physicans contact me, or, might one of my supporters line me up with a Freehold doctor today?

        Thank you, and, God Bless.
        I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #34
          Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.

          Ooo Ooo I need a physical too!


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • #35
            Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE!

            I am not running for office but I do have a cold, add me to the list please .

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            • #36
              Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.
              Thank you dear Pastor. Sister Thumper with whatever training she has will suffice just fine. If someone takes us to court, we'll just have to call on our friends there to work things out.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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