[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you for posting these up Miss Cookie.

I was patiently waiting for these registration guidelines - while all other candidates were already all over each other - before I would announce my own candidacy.

I am however extremely saddened by two of the requirements that make it simply impossible for me - a long standing Pastor and Outreach Director, loved by every True Christion™ in Freehold - to enter the race.

And before you ask: no, the little problems I had with my stones have been completely solved now, thank you.

I have sent you a PM with my complaints, and I will consult with Pastor Zeke in a few hours via our Secured Video Conferencing system.

Signed,

Wide-Schwarzenegger-Open.
Pastor.

Your application is under review, Pastor WO. Go ahead and post your platform.

You have heard wrong. I have no piercings whatsoever.

That can't be true. I have it on excellent authority that all you bucks have holes in your nose.

[Mistress Cookie]

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From the Desk of
MISTRESS COOKIE
Chairlady of Freehold Elections

RE: New and Improved FREEHOLD GUIDELINES FOR MAYORAL ELECTIONS

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Candidates:

My phone has been ringing off the hook and my email box is full with messages demanding that we close the registration of Mayoral Candidates as of NOW.

Please refer to the original guidelines, above. Since Candidates are allowed to announce Meet and Greet BBQs up until March 12th, I am afraid the field is open up to and including that date.

We cannot close the registration process at this time.

Thank you.
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[James Dewitt]

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It's amazing how many laws are broken by these "GUIDELINES". Your attempts to exclude me and several other candidates from these elections will completely fail though. Freehold is still in America, even though some people do not seem to realize that.

Oh isn't that rich this coming from some one who will not answer simple questions! Al save us all some time and just start screaming racism now!

[Alfred King]

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Oh isn't that rich this coming from some one who will not answer simple questions!

Why do you ignore the answers i have already given you? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...04&postcount=4

Al save us all some time and just start screaming racism now!

I won't waste my time on that...

like you asked him to get off his fat lazy niggra butt and pick cotton

Al ya tap dancing niggra

[Wide-Open]

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Your application is under review, Pastor WO. Go ahead and post your platform.

Thank you Pastor!

Platform. Ehm. Right! I'm on the case!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Platform. Ehm. Right! I'm on the case!

Just make sure Al Kong is kicked out of town.

[Sariel]

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That can't be true. I have it on excellent authority that all you bucks have holes in your nose.

Nostrils.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Ahh, too bad candidates must be 21 or older. I would run, as I have a feeling I'm just what Freehold needs. Failing that, however, I am giving Johnny Joe Hold my full support. I could not stand to have a nigra in any positions of authority. The 1611 KJV Bible makes it clear that nigras are supposed to be in a lower position than humans whites.


And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:25)

[Alfred King]

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The 1611 KJV Bible makes it clear that nigras are supposed to be in a lower position than humans whites.

Where exactly does the Bible mention skin color?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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Where exactly does the Bible mention skin color?

Have you never heard of the Curse of Ham? I'll explain what happened. Ham saw Noah's tallywhacker, so he and all his descendants were cursed to be slaves to whites and sand nigras. At the time, Ham and his son Canaan were the only nigras in the world, so all nigras are Hamites.


And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)

[Alfred King]

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Have you never heard of the Curse of Ham? I'll explain what happened. Ham saw Noah's tallywhacker, so he and all his descendants were cursed to be slaves to whites and sand nigras. At the time, Ham and his son Canaan were the only nigras in the world, so all nigras are Hamites.


And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)

So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?

Boy, if you told me that the sky was blue I'm not sure I'd agree with you.


Anybody who supports special rights for queers and witches isn't an honest person.

[Alfred King]

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Boy, if you told me that the sky was blue I'm not sure I'd agree with you.

The sky is blue .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The sky is blue .

It won't be where you're going, boy.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?

Are you stupid? The passage I posted just PROVED that nigras are supposed to be servants. Then again, you are a nigra, so I can't really blame you for being stupid.