Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I was so glad that nobody got hurt at My Left Shoe's BBQ that I didn't realize that I haven't heard from Shoe since the fire.

It probably dropped its Bluetooth headset in the chaos. Could someone lend it a phone? Or just let it borrow your computer.

Thanks!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

Good news! Unbeknownst to me, My Right Shoe "borrowed" my credit card and overnighted itself to Freehold last night. It has located My Left Shoe, and has informed me that I was correct. My Left Shoe did indeed lose its Bluetooth headset during the fire.

It is alive and well, and planning to kick some butt at the polls!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

Since the election, I've not heard a peep from either My Left Shoe or My Right Shoe.

To be honest, I've never felt so free in my life. Ever since I bought those Shoes, I've felt as though I saw Jesus through a veil, like something was clouding my vision of Him. Now, He is clear as a bell!

It never occurred to me until this very moment . . . is it normal for a Shoe to run for office, or use a Bluetooth headset to communicate? Could those Shoes have been . . .

No, that's just silly.

Right?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

Since the election, I've not heard a peep from either My Left Shoe or My Right Shoe.

To be honest, I've never felt so free in my life. Ever since I bought those Shoes, I've felt as though I saw Jesus through a veil, like something was clouding my vision of Him. Now, He is clear as a bell!

It never occurred to me until this very moment . . . is it normal for a Shoe to run for office, or use a Bluetooth headset to communicate? Could those Shoes have been . . .

No, that's just silly.

Right?

Your shoe?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

Since the election, I've not heard a peep from either My Left Shoe or My Right Shoe.

There's a danger to going around with no shoes: your socks will get all dirty. Oh, right, they already are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

There's a danger to going around with no shoes: your socks will get all dirty. Oh, right, they already are.

Feel free to mock, Diddle-us Much. I have long ago purchased new shoes.

[HTannor]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

I was so glad that nobody got hurt at My Left Shoe's BBQ that I didn't realize that I haven't heard from Shoe since the fire.

It probably dropped its Bluetooth headset in the chaos. Could someone lend it a phone? Or just let it borrow your computer.

Thanks!

Uh....................are you high?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

Uh....................are you high?

Enjoyable as this trip down memory lane is, you will see that My Left Shoe was apparently possessed by demons and was a viable candidate for Mayor of Freehold. I believe it got more votes than Alfred King. This all happened before you came to Freehold and took charge of that delightful trailer park.

At the end of the day, both My Left and My Right Shoes disappeared. Mayor Hold, apparently in admiration of My Left Shoe's vigorous campaign, apparently bought himself an identical pair. He seems to wear them all the time now! It's almost like he has no choice.

[HTannor]

Re: Has anyone seen My Left Shoe?

Ah hah. Gotcha.