[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Don't bet on it! The monkey is your DATE!

Brother, after all the things I've done for you, you try to set me up with a Negress named Skippy for a date?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Gosh Miss Choirgirl! Those beautiful daffodils glisten as though Jesus HIMSELF picked them!

What a lovely sentiment for Brother HTannor.

Sister Phebe

[Choir Girl]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

(Private note to Brother Porter. Don't be concerned. I have this well in hand.)



Since I'm not into the "girly" stuff, I will leave it to your good taste to find something appropriate.

I, myself, will be wearing something in line with what Iowans are most considered with. And here I'm talking about an Iowa Hawkeye sweatshirt in honor of their win over Eastern Illinois last weekend.

If you would consider it, there are also sweatshirts proclaiming the message: "Beat Iowa State", in anticipation of the upcoming game against the Iowa State Cyclones this weekend. (I have it on good authority that Officer Don Richards is a "Clone" fan, and this might be a good joke on him.) I will leave it to your good taste to choose something appropriate.

Brother HTannor, please except this little bunch of flowers as a personal thank for your kind Iowa State sweatshirt offer. Perhaps it will come in handy on a Sunday afternoon chruch social some time

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Sister Phebe and I will doubtless be engaged in business discussions most of the evening anyway, I probably won't have much opportunity to visit with you and the Dingleberry sisters. I'll be sure to stop by, though!

Brother James, you WILL be setting up the animal trap baited with a banana under that table, right?

Don't bet on it! The monkey is your DATE!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Don't bet on it.

Sister Phebe and I will doubtless be engaged in business discussions most of the evening anyway, I probably won't have much opportunity to visit with you and the Dingleberry sisters. I'll be sure to stop by, though!

Brother James, you WILL be setting up the animal trap baited with a banana under that table, right?

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

. . . I think my ears should be safe.

Don't bet on it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Hmm... You have the audacity to besmirch Rev Rodimer and then come up with the above tent as a better option?

Just how is Roger supposed to get his wheelchair up there!!??

You can be so cruel sometimes Mr Freddie.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt

Knowing Jo Freddie, he'd suggest something like this:



Would probably aim it so Roger would land in the pool, so Freddie could call him "Bob". Or hit the wall, then Freddie could call him "Art".

The horrible, vicious things the Pastafarian mind comes up with!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Well it was a pathetic tent, the ones I use are much better.

Hmm... You have the audacity to besmirch Rev Rodimer and then come up with the above tent as a better option?

Just how is Roger supposed to get his wheelchair up there!!??

You can be so cruel sometimes Mr Freddie.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Reverend,
Have you let your hair grow out any since last we met? If your hairstyle is the same might I suggest a hat, Skippy has been known to become enamored with some peoples ears. It is the strangest thing, if I did not know better I would swear that someone taught him that little party trick.LOL it really is an ice breaker at the parties.

I'll be wearing my outfit as shown above . . . I think my ears should be safe.

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

........Oh Brother HTannor,
You see the trough is made of a sillicone material, which is admittedly sturdy but also very pliable; enabling Roger's wheels to easily glide in and out.............
Sister Phebe

Very kind of you to explain that, Miss Phebe. I know little of silicon beyond what the Dingle sisters, Dotty and Dolly, have mentioned. They also used the term "our implants", but I am still mystified.

You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.

I accept your apology and have informed my attorneys of your contrition. They agreed and called back their courier who was on his way to the courthouse to file the lawsuit.

If your hairstyle is the same might I suggest a hat, Skippy has been known to become enamored with some peoples ears. It is the strangest thing, if I did not know better I would swear that someone taught him that little party trick.LOL it really is an ice breaker at the parties.

I confess. Little Skippy is very quick in picking up on my instructions. You should see the little scamp crawling around on the floor during my cocktail parties. He's great at aiming the camera upwards whenever a lady walks by him.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.

Reverend,
Have you let your hair grow out any since last we met? If your hairstyle is the same might I suggest a hat, Skippy has been known to become enamored with some peoples ears. It is the strangest thing, if I did not know better I would swear that someone taught him that little party trick.LOL it really is an ice breaker at the parties.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.

Well it was a pathetic tent, the ones I use are much better.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I have forwarded this rather shocking message to my attorneys. They promised me they will get back to me on whether this is an actionable offense.

And I must warn you that the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe also represent other prominent local figures. And here, I'm thinking of Don Guido Sarducci - yes, the Don Guido - a very close personal friend who easily takes offense at affronts to his capos gumbahs associates.

You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

But this will be OK won't it?

NO, this is appropriate! And no you can't wear the dress!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Reverend Rodmer, Just a note to let you know that Mr Tannor and his guests are my guests at the evenings affair, I think if you were to ask the Dewitts they will tell you that I am a large contributor to Officer Richard's
campaign, in fact it might be nice if you were seated close to our table so we might be able discuss it in detail. I am sure we would all enjoy the evening.

I will be sure to pick up an outfit appropriate for close proximity to Dotty and Jezebel Skippy, the "food"-flinging monkey.

Something along these lines: