[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Now if it was on some made up page you might have a point, but it is on the site for the "Lincoln Journal Star."

What does a retard have to do with a fund raiser? Why do you feel the need to derail every thread?
Retards and water heads, mongoloids and morons all have a place just as True Christians do, Ours is heaven and the others well, its Hell. Hey its God's plan who are we to disagree.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

You must have forged that article.

Now if it was on some made up page you might have a point, but it is on the site for the "Lincoln Journal Star."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I would just like to take a moment to complement Ofc Richards on his charity work.

You must have forged that article. Don Richards, aiding and abetting the Special Olympics?!

A Houston family helps people with intellectual disabilities become future Special Olympics athletes by staging clinics to teach the basics of tennis.

The Kim and Don Richards Family Foundation pays for pop-up nets and foam balls, and participants get professional coaching and new tennis racquets.

"Katherine inspired us to start the foundation," Kim Richards said of their 21-year-old daughter, who is competing in Lincoln this week in singles and doubles competition at the Special Olympics National Games.

Wait, he has a retarded daughter? And a wife he's never mentioned, while trying to court True Christian(tm) ladies in Freehold?

This can't be true.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I would just like to take a moment to complement Ofc Richards on his charity work.

[Choir Girl]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Hey you stop right there Sister!!

If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

I look forward from hearing back from you.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Sorry for the delay in response to your awesome offer (and yes I'd love to!)... but I got lost coming back from the Amish shop. I heard about that greased up colored man with arms like pork legs and feared for my life. I hope what Brother Porter said about his interest over here is not true, we'll all have to start carrying elephant tranquilizers for safety.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

After today's news, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some tough competition. For the time being, I am completely behind our loyal Officer Richards, but he has some explaining to do.

I know we all prefer to have one of our own Godly citizens as the top cop of the county, but rumor has it that a spook from Detroit is interested in the position.

Perhaps he should be tested for "illegal substances" he doesn't look right to me.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

(Private note to Brother Porter. Don't be concerned. I have this well in hand.)



Skippy

Brother why are you bringing a baby niglet to the event? Is he for sale? Where are his Mammy and Pappy and who are they employed by?

I would like to bid $2,500 if the sale of the niglet child will go to the proceeds of Officer Richard's campaign.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

After today's news, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some tough competition. For the time being, I am completely behind our loyal Officer Richards, but he has some explaining to do.

I know we all prefer to have one of our own Godly citizens as the top cop of the county, but rumor has it that a spook from Detroit is interested in the position.

Oh dear!

Why does that negro have legs of BBQ'd pork up his sleeves and who did he steal them from? Old Man Shanksberry, perhaps? WHen I saw him in town yesterday he was babbling on about such things, but given his "mind" these days, I took it with a grain of salt!

Now though, I cannot be so sure!

YIC

Sister Phebe

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Just out of curiosity, is anyone running against the unstoppable law-enforcement machine that is Officer Richards?

(And I hope not that Slinky Heels guy.)

After today's news, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some tough competition. For the time being, I am completely behind our loyal Officer Richards, but he has some explaining to do.

I know we all prefer to have one of our own Godly citizens as the top cop of the county, but rumor has it that a spook from Detroit is interested in the position.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Just out of curiosity, is anyone running against the unstoppable law-enforcement machine that is Officer Richards?

(And I hope not that Slinky Heels guy.)

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event!possible.

That's very gracious of you, Mrs. Dewitt. I imagine Miss Choir Girl will look quite stunning at the event.

Uh, this is just a thought, but when Miss CG arrives at our table, will it be ok if I spray her down with Scotch Guard before she sits next to Roger and Skippy?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Hey you stop right there Sister!!

If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

I look forward from hearing back from you.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Mrs. D.
I hope you don't mind me interjecting but please remember not to get anything too shiny as Skippy does startle very easy and you know what happen then.He has ruined his fair share of salad bowelsbowls in his excitement. Ms.CG, I might suggest bibs for yourself and Roger as the monkey is not that good at feeding Roger and anyone close might have a monkey on their head and a dinner roll being shoved in your mouth, cute little guy he does try so hard.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Hey you stop right there Sister!!

If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

I look forward from hearing back from you.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Bless you in Christ Sister!

This smart mouth has my blood pressure at unsafe levels. In the Porter home, the belt would come off long before such backtalk and sass.

Can you take this youngster under your wing and teach her to please Jesus in her proper place and position?

God Bless!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Brother HTannor, what an ever so gracious offer. I would be delighted to join your table. Roger sounds like an engaging gentleman and I would enjoy meeting him. Please keep me informed. I'm off to purchase an appropriate gown now.

Hey you stop right there Sister!!

If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

I look forward from hearing back from you.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Oh my goodness. Skippy is absolutely adorable. Will he be attending on the back of Rogers chair I hope?

Yes, Skippy and Roger are inseperable.

Skippy, and now that I think of it, Roger, have a small incontinence problem, but you look like a kind soul, and that shouldn't be a problem.