[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Sister P I am so glad you are online.I just can not make up my mind on which jacket to wear tonight, please help; I have narrowed it down to 2.
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Please advise.You know how I trust your good taste.

Oh...umm... with respect Brother Benedict, the event calls for BLACK TIE and with either ensembles, or Jackets on their own for that matter... a black bow-tie would look out of place.

Oh.. gosh! It's near 5.30 now and time is a wasting. Perhaps you could ask James if he could get some emergency alterations on one of his Dinner suits. He has several he has not even worn yet. Call his cellphone and if he OK's it, then you can come over and choose the one to your liking. Ling Ling is here to do some last minute touch-ups on my gown, so I am also sure she could alter the suit to fit you like a glove in no time.

YIC

Sister Phebe.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Gosh I am glad that Jolene now has her new teeth. Skippy chewing her food, albiet distasteful, was not the biggest issue for me, but rather how he passed it to her. It was like watching a mother bird feed its young! That type of thing may be passable at a Church Pot-Luck or even the Super Sunday Sirlion Sizzle, but not at an auspicious event such as tonights!

YIC

Sister Phebe

Sister P I am so glad you are online.I just can not make up my mind on which jacket to wear tonight, please help; I have narrowed it down to 2.



Please advise.You know how I trust your good taste.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

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If it makes Jolene happy, who am I to say no. I hate to ask you this, but did she get her false teeth yet, and if so will she have them in tonight? It kind of freaks me out when Skippy chews her steak for her.

Gosh I am glad that Jolene now has her new teeth. Skippy chewing her food, albiet distasteful, was not the biggest issue for me, but rather how he passed it to her. It was like watching a mother bird feed its young! That type of thing may be passable at a Church Pot-Luck or even the Super Sunday Sirlion Sizzle, but not at an auspicious event such as tonights!

YIC

Sister Phebe

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

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If it makes Jolene happy, who am I to say no. I hate to ask you this, but did she get her false teeth yet, and if so will she have them in tonight?

Yes, she did, and she sends her heart-felt thanks to you.

Oh, I guess I forgot to mention it. Two weeks ago she locked herself out of her trailer and spent the night in your Hummer. She found a suspicious looking package under the seat and gave it to me the next morning. I opened it up and, lo and behold, it contained a stack of Goldman Sachs bearer bonds that you left in the limo. I was sure you wouldn't mind so we took one of them to the bank and cashed it in.

So, Jolene got her new teeth. All the remaining cash is in duffle bag and, man, is that thing heavy.

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That should be ok as long as you put a layer of shag carpet between the blocks and the hull. I just had the whole thing re glazed.

Shag carpet? Hah! I'm going dip into the duffle bag and get the finest Wal-Mart area rugs you ever saw. Nothing's too good for you and your boat.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

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Of course you can, Brother Dewitt. I'll move your Hummer limo down to Jolene's trailer to make room for the boat in my yard. She'll appreciate more of the grass she doesn't mow being covered up.

If it makes Jolene happy, who am I to say no. I hate to ask you this, but did she get her false teeth yet, and if so will she have them in tonight? It kind of freaks me out when Skippy chews her steak for her.

I would ask one small favor: The mounting framework under the boat is a bit fancy for our tastes here. With your permission and keeping within our park rules, when the boat is delivered I'll set it up on cement blocks.

That should be ok as long as you put a layer of shag carpet between the blocks and the hull. I just had the whole thing re glazed.

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

@ Brother Tannor, ......... Can I store it in your front yard for a few months.

Of course you can, Brother Dewitt. I'll move your Hummer limo down to Jolene's trailer to make room for the boat in my yard. She'll appreciate more of the grass she doesn't mow being covered up.

I would ask one small favor: The mounting framework under the boat is a bit fancy for our tastes here. With your permission and keeping within our park rules, when the boat is delivered I'll set it up on cement blocks.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

@ Brother Davis, thank you so much. I have never seen one and I am looking forward to using it this winter. Have it send to my home in the Grand Caymans.

@ Brother Tannor, sorry old friend that one is going south for the winter. I will make a deal with you. I have a small 45 foot sail boat in dry dock in Floridia that I need to store for a while. I am building a summer cabin in the U.P. of Michigian, and it will not be ready until late spring. Can I store it in your front yard for a few months.

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I just need to know where you would like it delivered. Enjoy!

Brother Dewitt, you are one lucky guy.

I'd just love to have that jacked up on blocks next to my trailer.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Sorry, jet lag is a killer sometimes I don't remember what city I am in. I have got to slow down and spend more time at home. Carry on Rev Rodimer.
I am seriously thinking about finding some one to run my company. Phebe would you like me to stay home all of the time , well at least 5 or 6 days a week?

Well this is good news, you taking a bit of time for yourself. I was saving this ''thank s for the help'' gift for another time but if you are formulating your Rand R time I had better give it to you now. I have to tell you it is rather difficult to buy a gift for someone who has everything but I am hoping you haven;t got yourself one of these things.
I just need to know where you would like it delivered. Enjoy!




This little badboy does 40 mph on the surface AND then can dive down to 250 feet of seawater. It is right out of James Bond, I own the 5th one off the production line and have had no problems with this, my new favorite toy!
Again, thank you for all your help and guidance. One question, do you think Brother Hitchens would be interested in something like this or is he more the ''sky pilot'' type, at least that is what Rev. Rodmer was saying about him in a conversation I once overheard?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Brother James,
I am hoping that the good Reverend's seating will still be within chatting distance to my parties table. I really was looking forward to chatting with him to learn more of his congregation and learning why his congregation always seems to be in dire straits. I do understand the little economic downturn some are experiencing under the osama yomama's administration.As you and I discussed, after Brother Hitchen's suggestion, I am immersing myself into the big picture of finance.
If I am not able to get time with the Rev. you might possibly be able to give me your thoughts on his groups financial plight which I can only compare to Rev. Jones' Florida congregation at first glance?
As Always your grateful student,
Benedict A. Davis

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Sorry, jet lag is a killer sometimes I don't remember what city I am in. I have got to slow down and spend more time at home. Carry on Rev Rodimer.
I am seriously thinking about finding some one to run my company. Phebe would you like me to stay home all of the time , well at least 5 or 6 days a week?

Well of course! Umm.. why don't we settle on the couch and watch Rev Jim's show and then after that, we can talk about this some more?

Phebe

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

James, darling.. remember we discussed my speaking with Rev Rodimer in reference to Helen taking employ with us and also thinking he may well be a wonderful candidate for several different positions in the corporation (charity side) due to his outstanding work in his hometown in this field. It was when you were mid-flight between Scotland and home.

Rev. Rodimer has certainly taken no liberties and I do apologise for any issue this has caused between the two of you.

Phebe.

Sorry, jet lag is a killer sometimes I don't remember what city I am in. I have got to slow down and spend more time at home. Carry on Rev Rodimer.
I am seriously thinking about finding some one to run my company. Phebe would you like me to stay home all of the time , well at least 5 or 6 days a week?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

May I remind you that Phebe is a married woman, did you even bother to ask me if it was all right to talk with her?
Its called manners!

James, darling.. remember we discussed my speaking with Rev Rodimer in reference to Helen taking employ with us and also thinking he may well be a wonderful candidate for several different positions in the corporation (charity side) due to his outstanding work in his hometown in this field. It was when you were mid-flight between Scotland and home.

Rev. Rodimer has certainly taken no liberties and I do apologise for any issue this has caused between the two of you.

Phebe.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

May I remind you that Phebe is a married woman, did you even bother to ask me if it was all right to talk with her?
Its called manners!

Brother James, this response comes as quite a surprise . . . I thought this was already settled?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Brother, after all the things I've done for you, you try to set me up with a Negress named Skippy for a date?

May I remind you that Phebe is a married woman, did you even bother to ask me if it was all right to talk with her?
Its called manners!