Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

[Mr. Jingles]

Nigra musician Isaac Hayes has been sent to Hell. He was found dead at his home in Memphis TN, presumably from an overdose of ribs & okra.

His career spanned over 40 years, in which he spread jungle music to the masses, ruining many lives. His career will continue in eternity in Hell, where Satan will definitely give him the 'Shaft.'

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

Let us not forget that Hayes spurned God in favor of the Scientology cult, praying to UFOs and L. Ron Hubbard.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

Let us not forget that Hayes spurned God in favor of the Scientology cult, praying to UFOs and L. Ron Hubbard.

While I hesitate to argue with some so clearly under Christ's loving guidance as your Rev don't you think Hayes music and it celebration of depravity a far bigger offense to The Lord? Scientology is just the logical end result of an album like Hot Buttered Soul.

There is also Hayes film work to consider; all of it utterly offensive from the Christian perspective. Need I meeting "The Duke" from Escape from New York? If that wasn't a blatant flaunting of the sin of Hamism I do not know what is.

Isaac Hayes gave Jesus many, many reasons to weep.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

While I hesitate to argue with some so clearly under Christ's loving guidance as your Rev don't you think Hayes music and it celebration of depravity a far bigger offense to The Lord? Scientology is just the logical end result of an album like Hot Buttered Soul.

There is also Hayes film work to consider; all of it utterly offensive from the Christian perspective. Need I meeting "The Duke" from Escape from New York? If that wasn't a blatant flaunting of the sin of Hamism I do not know what is.

Isaac Hayes gave Jesus many, many reasons to weep.

No argument here, Brother. Every single aspect of Hayes' perverse deathstyle, including the oversexed child-rapist character he portrayed on "South Park", earned him God's eternal wrath!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

No argument here, Brother. Every single aspect of Hayes' perverse deathstyle, including the oversexed child-rapist character he portrayed on "South Park", earned him God's eternal wrath!

Godly point Rev. It matters little as to whether Hayes actually raped any children without paying their fathers first, that he portrayed one is enough. The Lord does judge by appearances.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

Godly point Rev. It matters little as to whether Hayes actually raped any children without paying their fathers first, that he portrayed one is enough. The Lord does judge by appearances.

Are you saying that it's ok to rape a child if you pay his/her father first? Rape is NEVER ok, no matter what the gender, age, or financial arrangement.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

Are you saying that it's ok to rape a child if you pay his/her father first?

Woah! Stop putting words into other people's mouths there. We would never suggest that it's acceptable to rape a male child, no matter how much you paid his father.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

Woah! Stop putting words into other people's mouths there. We would never suggest that it's acceptable to rape a male child, no matter how much you paid his father.

So are you saying that it's ok to rape females?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

So are you saying that it's ok to rape females?

*sigh* Spitty, as long as you've been here, haven't you learned a single thing?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

So are you saying that it's ok to rape females?

As long as you pay the father fifty shekels and make her your wife, God says it's OK.

That assumes she's not betrothed already, of course.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

As long as you pay the father fifty shekels and make her your wife, God says it's OK.

That assumes she's not betrothed already, of course.

One more reason for me not to worship your god. Any religion that says rape is ok is just plain evil.

[Nobar King]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

How can it be rape if it's OK?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

One more reason for me not to worship your god. Any religion that says rape is ok is just plain evil.

God never said it was okay. What He says if you rape a woman you have to compensate the injured party (her father). Were does that condone rape?

[SUV]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

This is Good News!™ indeed, since I've always considered Isaac Hayes "The Black Patrick Swayze"

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus strikes down Isaac Hayes

How can it be rape if it's OK?

If she doesn't consent, it's rape.
If she's a minor, it's rape.
Neither is ok.