[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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maybe find a good therapist too.

. . . says the bigoted troll who joined a Christian church's private discussion forum to spout profanities and attack people for not sharing her beliefs.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I would like to know what you mean by "True Christians" as by reading this forum it seems to encompass hatred of blacks, Muslims, gays and anyone else who doesn't share your zealot beliefs.

You're mistaken, friend. Ours is not a feeling of hatred towards sinners, it is a feeling of pity. We know what lies in store for them (hint: it isn't pretty).

[LouLou05]

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Apparently you didn't read it very thoroughly.

Numbers 31, here's a taste of the genocide of the Midianites:



Note verse 16, where their crime was described. They tempted Israelites to follow false gods.

Deuteronomy 13 makes it clear that anyone who tries to convince us to follow false gods should be stoned to death:

For that matter, if people go off on their own and leave God, we are to destroy their cities utterly. Same chapter:

So genocide and killing babies is ok by you as it's mentioned in a book. Hope you don't have any children... you sick individual

[LouLou05]

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You're mistaken, friend. Ours is not a feeling of hatred towards sinners, it is a feeling of pity. We know what lies in store for them (hint: it isn't pretty).

See you there honey I sincerely hope you get better soon and don't infect your children (if you've actually dared to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh) with your poisonous outlook on life. Now go burn that silly book

[Didymus Much]

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Hmm, well let's start with "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch" and continue to "bigoted troll" and finish with "f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole", all of which I have been called on this thread. ...

First off, I didn't call you "f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole". I said that being a "f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole" is the only reason for hating homosexuals, unless you believe some religion's book that says they're abominations worthy of painful, gruesome death. Now I'm asking a question: do you believe in the Bible or Torah or Koran, or are you a "f*ckhead dimwit bigoted asshole"?

...Would you say this is Christian behaviour??...

How would you know what Christian behaviour is?

...I would like to know what you mean by "True Christians" as by reading this forum it seems to encompass hatred of blacks, Muslims, gays and anyone else who doesn't share your zealot beliefs...

If they actually hated any of the above groups, why put such time, effort, and MONEY (webservers and software licenses aren't free) into showing them the error of their ways? Wouldn't it be more hateful to hide the fact that the Bible says God is going to burn them forever in an unquenchable fire?

... In such a case, if there actually is a God, I think he (or she!) would be thoroughly ashamed of you, and what you do in his/her name.
In the Bible it states "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself". It doesn't continue to say "...unless they are black, atheist, Jewish, Muslim or homosexual"...

Actually, Jesus was talking to a closed group of believers. He never implied that Christians should love everyone. This thread should help you understand:

Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358

...For me a true Christian is someone who can find compassion in their hearts for people from all walks of life and love them despite their faults...

I urge you to re-read the passages of the Bible that you believe tell you that, because they don't.

...and we ALL have faults, it is how we learn from our mistakes that shapes our futures...

The Bible says that everyone is born with faults, but when you truly believe in Jesus, they go away. Time for another thread link:

True Christians are Perfect! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44504

...Attitudes like this have been responsible for atrocities (although I guess you probably applaud Hitler for the massacre of Jews given the kind of people you seem to be) across the centuries in the name of religion and makes me wonder how you sleep at night...

You're sure you haven't confused Baptists with the Roman Catholic Church, who abetted Mussolini, Franco, and Hitler in their endeavours, as well as the Crusades and Inquisition?

...I had the misfortune of reading your church website (which seems heavily obsessed with sex, how strange)...

Now I know you haven't read the Bible.

Do it. Wouldn't arguing from a position of knowledge about the actual contents of that book be better than your present state of ignorance?

...this evening where the advice is given to kill a prostitute especially if she is a relative of yours...

Along with witches, disobedient children, apostates, those who worship strange gods (or none), it's all in the Bible. Read it.

... - I wonder if you could really kill your own daughter if she had the misfortune in life to go down this path, if so then you are all even sicker in the head holier than I first thought...

FTFY.

[LouLou05]

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Ooh another delightful message I've received:
Dear LouLou05,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Making sexual advances toward a married woman
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Mary Etheldreda is a very beautiful woman, but she is married. Your use of the word "honey" is inappropriate. Please try to control your urges."

Now I'm sure she is a lovely lady - I use the term "lady" loosely - but my sexual predilections are for more uninhibited, less repressed lucky people - male or female
Now to Didymus Much - I'm not sure where you get the idea that I'm a Catholic, I'm actually an atheist. However, are you saying that you intend to live your life strictly according to the Bible? For example, genocide, stoning people, killing people who don't follow the Bible to the letter? Again, I strongly urge psychiatric help or perhaps a good sex session would relieve some of your frustrations and relax you a bit

[John North]

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I wonder if you could really kill your own daughter if she had the misfortune in life to go down this path, if so then you are all even sicker in the head than I first thought.

Misfortune?! You make it sound like what happens to us is random. Do you not have a free will? Are you not able to decide for yourself how you want to live your life? As a matter of fact, you can even choose how to spend the afterlife.

[Didymus Much]

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...Now to Didymus Much - I'm not sure where you get the idea that I'm a Catholic, I'm actually an atheist. However, are you saying that you intend to live your life strictly according to the Bible?...

Why would I do that?!

...For example, genocide, stoning people, killing people who don't follow the Bible to the letter?...

The Bible also says that Christians are to obey all secular ordinances, such as the dictates against unlawful killing. The people here (and many other Christians worldwide) are working hard to elect representatives who will bring secular law more into line with the Biblical, so those hindrances are removed.

...Again, I strongly urge psychiatric help or perhaps a good sex session would relieve some of your frustrations and relax you a bit

That's what your mom said, but she and I have differing ideas on "good", apparently.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So genocide and killing babies is ok by you as it's mentioned in a book. Hope you don't have any children... you sick individual

No, genocide and killing babies is OK by me if God has directed it.

God is the arbiter of right and wrong, not your modern secular humanist "values".

[Brother_Percy]

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God is the arbiter of right and wrong, not your modern secular humanist "values".

I didn't think secular humanists had any values? Apart from trying to have as many abortions as humanly possibly. I'm pretty sure they try to get pregnant as many times as possible, just so they can kill themselves more babies. I'm pretty sure they see it as some sort of sick competition.

[Thomas Taylor]

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I truly feel great pity for you people that you have such sick minds. If I believed in the fiery pits of hell, I have no doubt that most of you would be rather warm in the afterlife.

What's with the "You People" - this is about Hairy Pothead, not race. We are not racist so why bring race into it????

[PotterWhoreForLife]

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I am just laughing my ASS off at you dumbasses!
Hey, here's a thought, if you don't like the series, then don't read them! And just let us 'devil worshippers' (which, btw, if reading Harry Potter makes me one, then I am the biggest one there is) do our 'Satanic deeds' and you self riteous folk can go on with your over-hyped religious lives.

[Levi Jones]

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you self riteous folk can go on with your over-hyped religious lives.

Dear fan-manchild,

That is what we were doing until you came along.

Harry Potter is over and done. OTOH, Jesus Christ is real and alive and he is pissed over the witchcraft and idolatry!

Now won't you repent and turn your life over to Him? He did temporarily die for your sins.

[PotterWhoreForLife]

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Dear fan-manchild,

That is what we were doing until you came along.

Harry Potter is over and done. OTOH, Jesus Christ is real and alive and he is pissed over the witchcraft and idolatry!

Now won't you repent and turn your life over to Him? He did temporarily die for your sins.

WOW I don't care. Also, I'm a girl.
And guess what? I was raised by a Christian family! And you know what else? ALL OF THEM LOVE HARRY POTTER!
I wouldn't mind it so much if you guys were bashing on Twilight - that series is ten times worse than HP.
HP teaches loyalty to your friends and the causes you believe in. It teaches kids to stand up to their fears and to always be optimistic in dark times (quote: "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban).
Also, um, THE SPELLS AND (most of) THE NAMES IN THE SERIES AREN'T REAL!!! Nicholas Flamel and Circe? Okay, those are real, but J.K (respect to the greatest author of all time) included them to suck readers into the story more. Voldemort isn't a real name. J.K invented it from the french word 'mort' meaning 'death.' Slytherin also isn't a real thing - SHE MADE IT UP! Also, like all of the spells SHE MADE UP FROM THE LATIN ALPHABET!
I know it's sort of hard to comprehend someone can be that magnificently creative, but they can, and she's brilliant, and you all need to LEAVE HER ALONE.

[Des]

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Why do you hate Jesus so much? Were you sodomized as a child? I can't imagine what sort of horrid abuse it would take to make someone convert to Satanism.