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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22884

    #91
    Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

    Originally posted by Marylou66 View Post
    I had to join this forum just to see what religion has done to you all!
    And I will examine your post to see what religion has done to you...
    Who gives any of you the right to insult this woman,
    God
    I am a Pagan and proud, I don't dance round gravestones naked, I don't sacrifice small animals. I believe in nature and the goddess.
    We call Pagans, 'Abominations' who worship broccoli and other trees. Lunatic and deluded, you have some idea that some nebulous god/goddess will make your life better. The stupidity of this is beyond all reason. The only thing that you are doing is 'hoping that things will get better.' Listen up! That goddess isn't real - she's your imagination!

    So, my woolly-minded friend, get yourself straight with Jesus!

    None of this makes me evil,
    On the contrary, all of it does. How can you not worship God who gave you everything and mercilessly defeats your enemies?
    and none of you can send anyone to damnation!
    No, that's true, but then we do not. We just say that 'If that is your attitude and beliefs, God says you are Damned for all Eternity.' ... which seems fair.
    J K Rowling is just a very talented woman with a very vivid and wonderful imagination.
    Do you ever suspect that she sold her soul to Satan for worldly riches? I know I do.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #92
      Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

      Originally posted by Marylou66 View Post
      ...I am a Pagan and proud...I believe in nature and the goddess...
      Why?

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #93
        Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

        Another two bit pagan whore. Ho-hum

        What's the matter, even the chavs find you too gross now?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Brother_Percy
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 1359

          #94
          Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

          Originally posted by Maura Dear View Post
          "REAL black magic ceremonies, REAL hexes and spells, names of REAL witches and demons"

          Brother Percy, with all due respect, I would like to know how you know this information, where you got it from, and how you know that it's true.
          Maura,

          I happen to be a Christian EXPERT on Harry Potter. I have researched the subject thoroughly, and even though I have never read any of the Harry Potter books, let me assure you that I know what kind of Satanic garbage is in there. Just take it from someone know knows far more than you, dear.

          End. Of. Debate.

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          • Brother_Percy
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 1359

            #95
            Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

            Originally posted by Marylou66 View Post
            I had to join this forum just to see what religion has done to you all! Who gives any of you the right to insult this woman, I am a Pagan and proud.
            Proud of what, dear? Proud of fornicating with animals? Proud of putting little babies inside the belly of a dead cow? Proud of running around the woods naked, and throwing your period blood over children? You pagans make me puke.

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            • Brother_Percy
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 1359

              #96
              Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

              Originally posted by Marylou66 View Post
              J K Rowling is just a very talented woman with a very vivid and wonderful imagination.
              And seriously? If Rowling was THAT intelligent she wouldnt have been a single mother living on benefits, fathering different children to different fathers.

              And if you really think someone like THAT could have wrote all those books, then you're clearly deluded.

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              • LouLou05
                Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                • Oct 2012
                • 11

                #97
                Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                What a disgusting lot of bigots there are in this world, some of your comments are truly shameful and are far from a Christian attitude. How dare JK Rowling have the temerity to write and publish books? Obviously, none of you are in the slightest bit jealous of someone who is so successful in their chosen field?! I dare say you could make any written work fit into your warped belief system - perhaps Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird was a raving homosexual and was locked up to keep him away from the good Christian folk or perhaps Elizabeth Bennett from Pride & Prejudice was a pagan whore who entrapped Mr Darcy by witchcraft?
                As to the book which you obviously hold in such high esteem - the Bible, this work was created by at least 40 different men, mostly after the time of Jesus, who knows, maybe some of these men were homosexual or even *gasp* black? The Bible even relates the tale of Mary Magdalene who was a prostitute and it was recently discovered that he may have actually married her. If Jesus himself had no problem with a woman of ill repute, why does it bother you if JK Rowling had children with more than one man?
                Anyway, I digress. Before casting aspersions on other people's beliefs - particularly the lady who mentioned she is a Pagan - please take time to look at yourself and your own behaviour. After all, "let him who is without sin cast the first stone".
                1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #98
                  Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                  Originally posted by LouLou05 View Post
                  *** something about Boo Radley blah blah blah *** maybe some of these men were homosexual or even *gasp* black? The Bible even relates the tale of Mary Magdalene who was a prostitute and it was recently discovered that he may have actually married her. *** some british spelling blah blah blah ***
                  Please provide the Bible verses that support your outrageous claims:

                  1. That the divinely inspired writers of the Bible had a queer in their midst.

                  2. That Mary Magdalene was a whore.

                  3. That Jesus got married.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #99
                    Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                    Originally posted by LouLou05 View Post
                    What a disgusting lot of bigots there are in this world, some of your comments are truly shameful and are far from a Christian attitude.
                    Source please?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #100
                      Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                      Originally posted by LouLou05 View Post
                      What a disgusting lot of bigots there are in this world . . . How dare JK Rowling have the temerity to write and publish books?
                      I couldn't agree more!

                      There are anti-Christian bigots everywhere I turn, fighting against Jesus.

                      And Ms. Rowling can certainly write books; but she's writing books promoting witchcraft and the hatred of Jesus!

                      The Bible even relates the tale of Mary Magdalene who was a prostitute
                      Please cite Scripture to back up this assertion.

                      Chapter and verse, please. That's how we do here. Thanks!

                      Also, please wander over to the Introduction Forum, read the "Noobs" thread, and provide an introduction following the instructions at the top of the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • LouLou05
                        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 11

                        #101
                        Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                        Likewise, please provide text from the Harry Potter series that promotes "the hatred of Jesus" as you put it. I fail to see also how she promotes witchcraft - it is after all a work of fiction so I find it astounding that you take it as written fact - maybe you could find a dictionary to discover the definition of the word fiction? I will now answer the points you have raised:

                        As to the creators of the Bible:
                        As none of us ever had the pleasure of meeting these men, no one can possibly say with any authority whether these men were without sin or indeed enjoyed rampant anal sex regularly. Ergo - either of our arguments could be correct.
                        As to the possibility of Jesus having been married: I refer you to this link - again I point out that as none of us were actually present at the time of Jesus, we have no way of knowing for certain! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-suggests.html

                        As to Mary Magdalene:
                        Pope Gregory the Great's homily on Luke's gospel dated 14 September 591 first suggested that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute: "She whom Luke calls the sinful woman, whom John calls Mary, we believe to be the Mary from whom seven devils were ejected according to Mark. And what did these seven devils signify, if not all the vices? ... It is clear, brothers, that the woman previously used the unguent to perfume her flesh in forbidden acts."(homily XXXIII)
                        In 1969 the Vatican, during the papacy of Paul VI, without commenting on Pope Gregory's reasoning, implicitly rejected it by separating Luke's sinful woman, Mary of Bethany, and Mary Magdala via the Roman Missal.
                        This identification of Mary Magdalene as a prostitute was followed by many writers and artists until the 20th century. Even today it is promulgated by some secular and even Christian groups. It is reflected in Martin Scorsese's film adaptation of Nikos Kazantzakis's novel The Last Temptation of Christ, in José Saramago's The Gospel According to Jesus Christ, Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical Jesus Christ Superstar, Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, Monty Python's The Life Of Brian, Jean-Claude La Marre's Color of the Cross and Hal Hartley's The Book of Life.
                        It was because of this association of Mary as a prostitute that she became the patroness of "wayward women", and "Magdalene houses" became established to help save women from prostitution.

                        I hope this answers your queries
                        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #102
                          Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                          No wonder you're so confused. You get your ideas from the pope.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #103
                            Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                            Originally posted by LouLou05 View Post
                            ...As to Mary Magdalene:
                            Pope Gregory the Great's homily on Luke's gospel dated 14 September 591 first suggested that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute...
                            When you're asked for Scripture (that word means stuff that's in the Bible), you should provide Scripture or admit that it (Scripture supporting your position) doesn't exist.

                            Some "Pope" saying something doesn't make it Scripture (sorry, Catholics).

                            Revelation 22:19 "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

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                            • LouLou05
                              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 11

                              #104
                              Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                              Well apparently freedom of speech is not welcome on this forum as I received the following message:
                              "Dear LouLou05,

                              You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                              Reason: Confusing True Christians™ with ring-kissing papist scum
                              -------
                              It would appear that you are an emissary from the demon cult of Rome. In the future, please use a King James Version Bible to support any claims you have. The lies of the papist dogs are not allowed here.

                              Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

                              Z. Smyth"

                              And you call yourself a Christian? I politely put my points across and just because they are not your beliefs, my post was deleted. I suggest you again refer to a dictionary and discover the meaning of "dictatorship". Just for your information though, I am actually an atheist as I prefer to follow my own moral guidelines instead of hiding behind a work of fiction. Blessings x
                              1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                              23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #105
                                Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                                Originally posted by LouLou05 View Post
                                Likewise, please provide text from the Harry Potter series that promotes "the hatred of Jesus" as you put it.
                                The entire series promotes witchcraft by glorifying it. Surely you recognize that fiction can be used to promote an agenda, don't you?

                                As to the creators of the Bible:
                                As none of us ever had the pleasure of meeting these men, no one can possibly say with any authority whether these men were without sin or indeed enjoyed rampant anal sex regularly. Ergo - either of our arguments could be correct.
                                Nobody here said the writers were without sin. Nice straw man, though.
                                As to the possibility of Jesus having been married: I refer you to this link - again I point out that as none of us were actually present at the time of Jesus, we have no way of knowing for certain! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-suggests.html
                                Since you so love the Pope, you'll be interested to know that the Catholic Cult insists the papyrus is a forgery.

                                As to Mary Magdalene:

                                >random Catholic jibber-jabber<

                                I hope this answers your queries
                                Now cite Scripture which supports your assertion that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Chapter and verse, please.

                                The ramblings of one pedophile Pope or another aren't Scripture.

                                Originally posted by LouLou05 View Post
                                I am actually an atheist as I prefer to follow my own moral guidelines instead of hiding behind a work of fiction. Blessings x
                                Then why are you quoting the Catholic Cult?

                                And why are you on a Christian church's discussion forum? Just to prove to us that atheists are jackasses?

                                We'd already figured that out.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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