Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

[Mr. Jingles]

This is perplexing; he has pancreatic cancer, for which there is no cure. And yet, he continues to breathe. Perhaps Satan is doing this to fool Mr. Swayze into thinking he's going to live, whereas our merciful Savior will laugh at Patrick when He boots him into Hell. That thought helps to cheer me up...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Sometimes Jesus, in all His Mercy, likes to watch people suffer and die slowly of excruciating agony. This can go on for days, weeks, even years.

One more thing to look forward to watching once we're up in Heaven with Jesus.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

I think he died a while ago and everyone is too polite to tell him.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

This whole "I'm gonna die!" debacle is most likely a publicity stunt put on by his agent to promote his new movie or tv program or whatever. Hell will open wide to accept him when he finally does decide to die.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

He will climb aboard the Hell Train™ soon enough. We must be patient until Jesus decides when it is best to send him down to satans tallywhacker.

YIC.
Sayved

[cody87]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

He will climb aboard the Hell Train™ soon enough. We must be patient until Jesus decides when it is best to send him down to satans tallywhacker.

YIC.
Sayved

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for being happy about swayze's cancer. All of you above are happy about him suffering. And pastor ezekiel nowhere in the bible does it say that god likes to see us suffer or that will watch people suffer with him. What parent would like to see their children suffering, thats just cruel and evil and not of god. All of you who wrote above about it need prayer. God will not laugh when he sends people to hell, he wants all of us to goto heaven. So dont be happy about him not being saved. Instead pray that he does. God HELP you all.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Listen Commander,
Why should we care what a nearly illiterate God-mocker thinks about a hellbound sodomite that the Lord has, in his infinite mercy, stricken with the cancer?

Who are you to question our opinions about this abominable living ghost, this Hellywood outsider, this cross-dressing queer, this dirty-dancing PERVERT who deserves everything that God afflicts him with and more?

Mr. Sleazy obviously angered God in some way and he is being punished with a slow, agonizing death as God's righteous cancer eats his sinning guts!

Oh, and you should go to the Introduction Forum and start a thread so we can get to know you properly and welcome you to our Godly forum!

[cody87]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

You know that the bible says all good things come from him and for him. Cancer is an evil thing not of god, so therefore he would not give it to anyone. Plus you know the bible talks about words and how they are powerful and important and reflect your relationship with jesus. So calling people queers is not a god thing its a secular thing. God help you.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

You know that the bible says all good things come from him and for him. Cancer is an evil thing not of god, so therefore he would not give it to anyone. Plus you know the bible talks about words and how they are powerful and important and reflect your relationship with jesus. So calling people queers is not a god thing its a secular thing. God help you.

You obviously know very little about the Bible and you show almost no respect for Jesus or His Dad. We, like all REAL Christians, show respect for our Lord and His Book by using capital letters in all references to Him and His Book.

On this forum, we expect you to do the same.

Have you been to the Introduction Forum yet?

[cody87]

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I dont need to put capitals for his name or book. It dont change the meaning of it. You say obama is not your president but yet you sound just like the church he went to. All they speak about is hate. When god is love. And god and jesus are the same thing not seperate the bible makes the very very clear. So you sir need to study your bible and take it for what it really means and not changing the meaning of it.

[Micah Boenheffer]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

You know that the bible says all good things come from him and for him. Cancer is an evil thing not of god, so therefore he would not give it to anyone. Plus you know the bible talks about words and how they are powerful and important and reflect your relationship with jesus. So calling people queers is not a god thing its a secular thing. God help you.

Your using the Bible selectively and that is wrong. Evil can come from God.

Isa 45:7-I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].

Amos 3:6-Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done [it]?

...and best of all....

MICAH 1:12-For the inhabitant of Maroth waited carefully for good: but evil came down from the LORD unto the gate of Jerusalem.

So things like cancer and the AIDS are from God. If you don't like it then blame that know it all Eve. Then blame Adam for listening to her. Blame them for bringing sin into the world.

Sin comes from us. Evil that is not from sin comes from God. Evil can be a price we pay for being sinners. A toll sometimes placed on us by God for our sin. It is used to punish and to correct us. The Lord brings the good, but He also takes it away and brings the evil.

Job 1:21-And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.

Job 2:10-But he said unto her, Thou speakest as one of the foolish women speaketh. What? shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive evil? In all this did not Job sin with his lips.

Man was made in God's image. So stop trying to remake God in yours. Stop trying to turn God into a wuss.

God is obviously punishing Patrick for dressing up like a sissy in To Wong Foo. Or for the suffering he caused me when I sat through Roadhouse. Take your pick.

[Brother_Percy]

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You all should be ashamed of yourselves for being happy about swayze's cancer.

You're kidding, right?? The guys a pedophile and a pervert! It was revealed in the sick and sinister Goth-movie 'Donnie Darko' that he's got a thing for diddling little kids.

The guy deserves to suffer!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for being happy about swayze's cancer. All of you above are happy about him suffering. And pastor ezekiel nowhere in the bible does it say that god likes to see us suffer or that will watch people suffer with him. What parent would like to see their children suffering, thats just cruel and evil and not of god. All of you who wrote above about it need prayer. God will not laugh when he sends people to hell, he wants all of us to goto heaven. So dont be happy about him not being saved. Instead pray that he does. God HELP you all.

You couldn't be more wrong, boy. Take a look at THIS famous sermon, entitled "I Can't Wait To See You Burn In Hell!"

And by the way, if you expect to be taken seriously, at least take the time to properly capitalize words like "God."

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?



Here is a photo of Swayze (far Right) with jailbird tax-dodger Wesley Snipes (Left) and Mary-worshipping Latino sass John Leguizamo (Center) dressing up in costumes to mock the Lord. However, the Lord will not be mocked--- Swayze is slowly and painfully dying. Snipes will soon again be dressed as a woman, however this time against his will, when he enters his jail cell to serve a three-year term for being a tax cheat. And Leguizamo's career is languishing in the gutter, where he belongs, shortly before the Lord smites him good and hard any day now.

Such are the wages of God mockery. Don't say that you haven't been warned!!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Here is a photo of Swayze (far Right) with jailbird tax-dodger Wesley Snipes (Left) and Mary-worshipping Latino sass John Leguizamo (Center) dressing up in costumes to mock the Lord.

The makers of that despicable film should have made it clearer that John Leguizamo's character is, in fact, a man.