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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #1

    Voice of God Killing Germans

    THIS story brings a warm glow to my heart. God is calling certain Germans home . . . or perhaps to eternal hellfire! Only He knows for sure.

    Driver Follows Navigation System, Crashes
    Reuters
    BERLIN (Jan. 16) - A 46-year-old German motorist driving along a busy road suddenly veered to the left and ended up stuck on a railway track -- because his satellite navigation system told him to, police said Sunday.
    The motorist was heading into the north German city of Bremen "when the friendly voice from his satnav told him to turn left," a spokesman said. "The odd thing is, he says it wasn't even turned on."

    The man did what the voice ordered him to do and turned his Audi left up over the curb and onto the track of a local streetcar line. He tried to back up off the track but got completely stuck, in the path of an oncoming tram.

    The police spokesman said about a dozen trams were held up until a tow truck arrived to clear the car off the track.

    Several German motorists have crashed their cars in recent months, the survivors telling police they were only obeying orders from their satnavs to turn directly in front of trains, trams, or other hazards.
    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-17-2007, 08:22 PM.
  • tommy
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    Forum Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 392

    #2
    Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

    Climate is changing.
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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    • Bobby-Joe
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

      That reminds me about something completely unrelated; Brother Eliot; I trust the radio broadcast equipment we sent you is performing adequately?

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

        Mein Gott! Gott in Himmel!!!

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        • tommy
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          • Oct 2006
          • 392

          #5
          Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Mein Gott! Gott in Himmel!!!
          Ja, Deutschland hat Ihm off-ge-pissed.
          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
          Exodus 15:3

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          • tommy
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            • Oct 2006
            • 392

            #6
            Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

            in Himmel oder im Himmel?
            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
            Exodus 15:3

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #7
              Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

              This is no place for Satanic gibberish, thank you very much.
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              • Talitha
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                • May 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

                Originally posted by tommy View Post
                in Himmel oder im Himmel?
                Tommy, if you are speaking in Tongues we shall have you put down!
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                • tommy
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                  • Oct 2006
                  • 392

                  #9
                  Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

                  I apologize, brothers and sisters in Christ...The only tounge you'll hear from now on is "woof, woof".

                  BTW: typo, it's ihn...
                  The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                  Exodus 15:3

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                  • Poetic Peter
                    Christian Poet Emeritus
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                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1696

                    #10
                    just teasing...

                    Tommy
                    The Lexicographer

                    Slovenia's my country, so
                    I'm not too big on brains.
                    Yet when I hear your whistles
                    I look Right-Left for trains.

                    The hovel-hutch I call my home
                    is an untidy job--for which
                    it now occurs to me:
                    the origin of your word, slob.


                    .

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

                      Originally posted by tommy View Post
                      I apologize, brothers and sisters in Christ...The only tounge you'll hear from now on is "woof, woof".

                      BTW: typo, it's ihn...
                      Then what is that mess you made in your signature?

                      Looks like more satanic code to me. Do we have to rub your nose in it?

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                      • Peacekeeper
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 115

                        #12
                        Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

                        I have a question about this satnav thing. Is it possible since trams have similar satelite navigation systems that they are interfering with each other and causing them to tell the driver to go to the other satnav on the train. Therefor causing them to collide.

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                        • Jesus is Lord
                          Devout seeker of the Truth™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 639

                          #13
                          Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

                          Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                          I have a question about this satnav thing. Is it possible since trams have similar satelite navigation systems that they are interfering with each other and causing them to tell the driver to go to the other satnav on the train. Therefor causing them to collide.
                          Nope. GPS satellites only tell the reciever time and related information. The reciever does all the figuring.

                          The situation is that the Germans don't think of the hazards on the road are to stupid to realize the navigation device has no clue about oncoming trains and the like.

                          Why, oh why did the military ever release GPS use to the world? Our GODLY military designed and uses GPS to tell them exactly where they are in relation to the enemy so they can dish out GOD's justice to the heathens, not so stupid Germans would use it to go to the corner grocery store!

                          I can understand releasing its use to GODLY Americans but to the whole world?!
                          The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                          Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                          • tommy
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                            • Oct 2006
                            • 392

                            #14
                            Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

                            Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                            I can understand releasing its use to GODLY Americans but to the whole world?!
                            Don't worry. European space agency is designing its own navigational system that should run by 2010.
                            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                            Exodus 15:3

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: Voice of God Killing Germans

                              Originally posted by tommy View Post
                              Don't worry. European space agency is designing its own navigational system that should run by 2010.
                              Don't hold your breath, doubtless they will make it stupied and clunky enough in fine European tradition to make it useless like the Russians did with their GPS system.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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