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    Church hosts 'porn and pancakes' event
    The Associated Press
    Article Last Updated: 01/26/2007 10:19:14 PM MST

    ONTARIO, N.Y.- It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.
    The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester.
    A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks.
    Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry. The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.
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    Re: Porn and Pancakes?

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Church hosts 'porn and pancakes' event
    Two queries:

    How are parishioners to keep their pancakes and sausages down while looking at, shall we say, "stickybuns" on the screen?!

    and

    What role does the syrup play?

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    • #3
      Re: Porn and Pancakes?

      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
      Two queries:

      How are parishioners to keep their pancakes and sausages down while looking at, shall we say, "stickybuns" on the screen?!

      and

      What role does the syrup play?
      BROTHER KNEES! REALLY!

      How can you even think such things? A few hours alone in your Prayer Closet is all that will sort you out.
      I'll be over later with some Cider............ if you behave!

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        Re: Porn and Pancakes?

        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        BROTHER KNEES! REALLY!

        How can you even think such things? A few hours alone in your Prayer Closet is all that will sort you out.
        I'll be over later with some Cider............ if you behave!
        What'd I do?

        Oh, you thought I meant . . . SISTER TALI!

        How could you think such things? Have you been corrupted by all the JIFFYLUBE forum tards and their vulgar use of foodstuffs?

        I await your apology!

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        • #5
          Re: Porn and Pancakes?

          Is it a Cathyolick church by any chance?

          That would explain it all.
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            Re: Porn and Pancakes?

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            Church hosts 'porn and pancakes' event
            The Associated Press
            Article Last Updated: 01/26/2007 10:19:14 PM MST

            ONTARIO, N.Y.- It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.
            The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester.
            A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks.
            Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry. The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.
            It's about time someone tells it as it is with this smut they are putting out. The sick freaks have some movie about some unmarried Joo girl (probably harloted herself off on some Catlicker boys) who gets knocked up called the "The Nativity Story". Just disgusting, this kind of mockery of Christian family values. Then there is that one about English crossdresseser called "The Queen", doubtless 2.5 hours of ugly homer tallywacker abuse. Jesus weeps and America's morals die. Finally there is "Unaccompanied Minors" which really should be called "Popeback Mountain" for the kind of Catlicker child molester fantasy it is.

            This pollution of our morals must stop!


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            • #7
              Re: Porn and Pancakes?

              Disgusting!

              I bet those pervert Catlicks will be humping each other like bunny rabbits in the confessional booths.

              Why, I never............

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