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  • ChristianInNC
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 247

    #1

    For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

    Look at the lengths people will go to in order to get into this great land!


    Man who survived Niagara Falls jump in suicide bid is recovering

    He miraculously survived a 180-foot plunge down Niagara Falls, stunning rescuers with his failed suicide bid.
    A 30-year-old Canadian man suffered a head injury and hypothermia after he was swept over the iconic waterfalls Wednesday.
    He was upgraded from critical to stable Thursday at Hamilton General Hospital in Hamilton, Ontario. Officials were shielding his identity at the wishes of his family.
    Niagara Parks Police Chief Doug Kane said the incident was being treated as a suicide attempt, but he refused to elaborate.
    The man, who is from western Ontario, is only the third person known to have survived the tumble without a barrel or other protective device.
    Witnesses said he climbed a fence, jumped into the icy Niagara River and was washed over Horseshoe Falls. Stunned tourists said the man went in with his clothes on but popped up naked - apparently the force of the water ripped off his clothes.
    He fought off initial attempts to rescue him and spent more than 40 minutes in the swirling waters at the foot of the falls, said Niagara Falls Fire Services Chief Lee Smith.
    "It's amazing that he survived that long," Smith said. "He was very close to not being able to keep himself afloat anymore."
    A tourist helicopter hovered over the man and used its propeller to blow him close enough to shore so a diver could fish him out, officials said.

    Suicide? Not likely. This Godly man was on fire for JESUS and knew where to find His people! Praise! Of course, living outside of the US of A could make one suicidal. Let's all pray he recovers and makes his way to God's favorite forum! Glory!
    Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

    I've been saying it for years: The terrorist threat from Cannuckistani wetbacks is a growing menace that must be stopped!!

    Sure they all want to live in God's favorite country! Who can blame them? They'll do anything to escape the nightmarish liberal living conditions up in the frozen tundra of Canada. But they will have to learn to speak American and apply for a Green Card along with everybody else!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

      I thought all Canadians couldn't swim and sank like stones. How could any of them learn to swim where everything is frozen all the time?

      Jesus must have a plan for him, or else they'd be pulling his dead body out of the St. Lawrence with a hook!
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      • ChristianInNC
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2009
        • 247

        #4
        Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
        I thought all Canadians couldn't swim and sank like stones. How could any of them learn to swim where everything is frozen all the time?

        Jesus must have a plan for him, or else they'd be pulling his dead body out of the St. Lawrence with a hook!
        Brother, I don't think he did much SWIMMING.
        Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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        • barneyhilliard
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 96

          #5
          Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

          Clearly a miracle. However, I don't want people to get the wrong ideas from this man's suicide attempt. While, as charitable Americans, we saved his stupid life, we should not send the message to others that we want British-Canadians coming into our pure, righteous country. Send the Looney loving Cannuk home!
          HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

          I ♣ Seals!!

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          • Red Snowflunky
            Chink-lover, God-mocker
            • Jan 2009
            • 110

            #6
            Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

            A guy wants to kill himself and you guys think it's because he's not here? That is a little arrogant, isn't it? I mean our economy is so screwed up it's not funny, there are so many people homeless and living is such states of poverty because they could not afford the education to at least get a decent pay that will support their families; and you think people want to be here? I see it all the time. Children have to live in some of the most crime infested places in the world, unsafe in their own beds, some don't even have beds to sleep in.
            He's the tower of power, Admits no shame, Untouched, crushed, will remain, To one, to two, to three, to four, Heading straight for an open door, He can see, what he can't feel,
            Without one touch, It becomes surreal, But it's true, The power lives, Inside of you!
            ~Crush 40

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

              You really sure are a downer, as if all that news wasn't bad enough, you keep bringing it up.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I've been saying it for years: The terrorist threat from Cannuckistani wetbacks is a growing menace that must be stopped!!

                Sure they all want to live in God's favorite country! Who can blame them? They'll do anything to escape the nightmarish liberal living conditions up in the frozen tundra of Canada. But they will have to learn to speak American and apply for a Green Card along with everybody else!
                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                I thought all Canadians couldn't swim and sank like stones. How could any of them learn to swim where everything is frozen all the time?

                Jesus must have a plan for him, or else they'd be pulling his dead body out of the St. Lawrence with a hook!
                The cannucki's are more affectionately known as "frostbacks". Unlike the messicants, they don't really know how to swim nor do they need to. Ordinarily they wait until the water freezes and then just walk across. This story recounts one of the more severely retarded specimens.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Red Snowflunky
                  Chink-lover, God-mocker
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 110

                  #9
                  Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  You really sure are a downer, as if all that news wasn't bad enough, you keep bringing it up.
                  It still does not change the fact that you all are being very egotistical, not at all as humble as the Bible says you should. I realize that I do have my ego-moments as well, but you are all very rediculous.
                  Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-20-2009, 05:39 AM. Reason: NO MORE RED POSTS!!
                  He's the tower of power, Admits no shame, Untouched, crushed, will remain, To one, to two, to three, to four, Heading straight for an open door, He can see, what he can't feel,
                  Without one touch, It becomes surreal, But it's true, The power lives, Inside of you!
                  ~Crush 40

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: For those who doubt America is God's favorite country...

                    Originally posted by Red Snowflake View Post
                    It still does not change the fact that you all are being very egotistical, not at all as humble as the Bible says you should. I realize that I do have my ego-moments as well, but you are all very rediculous.
                    How it is egotistical to give thanks to Jesus for the abundance He has gifted us with? As you correctly point out so many people are suffering in richly deserved poverty it is only proper to give The Lord thanks. If it wasn't for Christ I wouldn't be earn a six figure salary right now. I owe the Lord everything! GLORY

                    Why is it so hard for worthless sinning scum to see we TRUE Christians are meek?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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