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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

    In a nightmarish mish-mash of sin, the repulsive Dutch have found a way to move themselves even further away from God's glory. As if being porn-loving, narcotic-using, feminazi peaceniks wasn't bad enough, now they have come up with THIS.

    Dutch gym to introduce 'Naked Sunday'

    AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Self-conscious about what you wear while working out? A Dutch gym plans to introduce "Naked Sunday" for people who like to huff and puff in the buff.


    Patrick de Man, owner of Fitworld gym in the town of Heteren, said he got the idea in part from two of his customers who are avid nudists.

    "I heard that some other gyms are offering courses on 'pole-dancing' as a sport, so I thought: Why not bring something new to the market?" de Man said.

    He said the response had been overwhelmingly positive.

    The 700,000-member Dutch Federation of Naturists was curious to see if Fitworld's plan would work, spokesman Bernd Huiser said.

    "We recently conducted a large survey among our members, and most prefer to exercise with their clothes on," he said. "The most popular activities (for nudists) are things you do outdoors, like walking on the beach, swimming in a lake, or holding mass sex orgies in the town square, or maybe gardening."

    De Man said the first question Fitworld customers were asking was whether it would be sanitary.

    Nude exercisers would be required to put towels down on weight machines and to use disposable seat covers while riding bikes. All machines would be cleaned and disinfected afterward. "We clean them every day anyway," he said.

    The first "Naked Sunday" is scheduled for March 4.
    Praise Jesus I only hope that video sets are not produced and marketed around the globe of this perverted behavior. Let us all pray that Jesus will send another tidal wave to engulf the vile Dutch before that day arrives. Glory!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

    That's disgusting! Praise God that it's across the ocean, or I'd have to be there every week to protest and to witness to those foul sinners!
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      That's disgusting! Praise God that it's across the ocean, or I'd have to be there every week to protest and to witness to those foul sinners!
      There may be something to your idea Sister. We can borrow the Landover Gulfstream and be there when that sicko Dutch gym opens to give them the word of God. Naturally we would have to go in for one-one witnessing with these naked homers so it would have to be all men (sorry sisters, we don't want you tempted to depravity with all that hard, sweaty man flesh).

      So what do you say brothers? Pastor Zeke? On board for this?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #4
        Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        There may be something to your idea Sister. We can borrow the Landover Gulfstream and be there when that sicko Dutch gym opens to give them the word of God. Naturally we would have to go in for one-one witnessing with these naked homers so it would have to be all men (sorry sisters, we don't want you tempted to depravity with all that hard, sweaty man flesh).

        So what do you say brothers? Pastor Zeke? On board for this?
        Is there a problem with group witnessing, B-J? I'm sure each of us is sufficiently filled with the Holy Spirit to be able to handle several at a time!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          Is there a problem with group witnessing, B-J? I'm sure each of us is sufficiently filled with the Holy Spirit to be able to handle several at a time!
          Well to each his own I feel making sure each sinner fully, completely and above deeply experiences the love of Jesus is what needed. I mean these sinners are Dutch so I am sure Satan's grip on them is tight and is going to need a lot of work to relieve.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

            ACCCCK! Damn all Dutchies for their homerism.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              There may be something to your idea Sister. We can borrow the Landover Gulfstream and be there when that sicko Dutch gym opens to give them the word of God. Naturally we would have to go in for one-one witnessing with these naked homers so it would have to be all men (sorry sisters, we don't want you tempted to depravity with all that hard, sweaty man flesh).

              So what do you say brothers? Pastor Zeke? On board for this?
              Brother BJ, I am ALL over this one. And as generous and self-effacing as Brother Knees is, I feel that he is still too inexperienced in the ways of the Lord to effectively witness to groups of naked eurotrash homers. You and I should be able to handle them. I can HARDLY wait!

              I call dibs on the sauna this time.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Love
                Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 403

                #8
                Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

                This is just one more example of how far into SIN the world has fallen, folks. There is no end to the abominations that the world comes up with! Homersexuals are Satan's DEMONS incarnate! They use deception as their tool. Now I think I just might go over to that Homerland and get a handle on all this SIN and give those Homers a touch of the LORD's rod on their naked behinds!
                Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


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                • Appelfap.
                  Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 130

                  #9
                  Re: Dutch Perverts further Enrage Jesus

                  And I only live 50km. away from Holland
                  =/=

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