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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #1

    FOX NEWS REFUSES PRESIDENT!

    FOX news today announced that it would never again air any Presidential speeches or news conferences and that they were initiating a 'NO BLACK PRESIDENTS ON TV" policy. The theory is that if no one sees him he won't really exist.

    Friends. PLEASE watch ONLY FOX NEWS and listen ONLY to Rush Limbaugh. We go to a lot of trouble to keep him supplied with Cuban cigars and happy pills and we don't want his ratings to drop.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: FOX NEWS REFUSES PRESIDENT!

      Praise Jesus! What an excellent plan. Maybe they could air re-runs of GWB's old speeches. He was the greatest President Jesus ever gave us.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: FOX NEWS REFUSES PRESIDENT!

          Finally, the liberals at Fox news step up to the plate and institutue a totally none racists policy to deal with the excess of the Obama regime.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5388
              #4
              Re: FOX NEWS REFUSES PRESIDENT!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Praise Jesus! What an excellent plan. Maybe they could air re-runs of GWB's old speeches. He was the greatest President Jesus ever gave us.
              I wouldn't mind seeing some old speeches by the wonderful Ronnie Regan as well. He certainly was an attractive gentleman! Not to mention the greatest president ever.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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                • Eugene Hackwith
                  Farmer for Christ™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 736
                  #5
                  Re: FOX NEWS REFUSES PRESIDENT!

                  Finally, I can dig out my tv and watch a network whose aim isn't to indoctrinate the American people with liberal hogwash.
                  A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                  Psalm 139:19-20
                  Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                  For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567
                      #6
                      Re: FOX NEWS REFUSES PRESIDENT!

                      They've chosen an ironically appropriate program to run instead.

                      The Fox network announced today that it will not air President Barack Obama's primetime news conference this Wendesday at 8pm (ET), and will air the regularly scheduled drama Lie to Me instead. It is the first time a major broadcast network has declined Obama's request to break into the primetime broadcasting schedule. Lie to Me viewers will see an on-screen graphic informing them that sister cable networks Fox News Channel and Fox Business Network will air Obama's press conference in its entirety.
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