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    • Jun 2009
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    #106
    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Clearly you people do not understand Christianity nor the King James Bible. Why would we go to Hell? We follow all of God's commandments in the Bible, not like Salad Bar Christians like you who feel you can pick and choose what you like. Where do you get the authority to determine which parts of the Bible you follow?

    We are securing ourselves a place in Heaven because we are True Christians™ who follow the KJV 1611 word-for-word, literally. There is no room for interpretation or ignoring whole books. Being a Christian isn't just reading the Gospel of John, it's also about Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
    (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAIf a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

    Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAIf within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.


    So you believe in rape?

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    • MudkipsRBelievers
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      #107
      Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      Even if you were to totally ignore the fact he was a paedophile, you must realize that he was raised a Jehovah's Witness and later converted to Islam, so never in his life he was a True Christian™ and only True Christians™ are allowed into Heaven. It doesn't matter how much hot air you idiots spew, it's not changing the fact that tonight Michael Jackson is roasting in the pits of Hell. Last night we had a party at my house celebrating his death. Hopefully many people around the world will look at his sinful, depraved life and realize the Lord doesn't tolerate His enemies. I pray that people find Christ and start reading the KJV 1611 so that Michael's death would not be in vain.
      You do also realize that Heaven is hotter than Hell right? So while one "roasts" in hell, you'll be "burning" in Heaven.

      Proof:
      The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26 reads, Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold as the light of seven days. Thus, heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as the earth does from the sun, and in addition seven times seven (forty nine) times as much as the earth does from the sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of heaven: The radiation falling on heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation
      (H/E)4 = 50 where E is the absolute temperature of the earth, 300°K (273+27). This gives H the absolute temperature of heaven, as 798° absolute (525°C).
      The exact temperature of hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6°C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulfur] means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake.)
      We have then, temperature of heaven, 525°C (977°F). Temperature of hell, less than 445°F). Therefore heaven is hotter than hell.

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      • Fustrum
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        #108
        Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        you must realize that he was raised a Jehovah's Witness and later converted to Islam
        Again, research please.

        Originally posted by Wikipedia
        In November 21, 2008, news tabloids published that Jackson converted to Islam while in Los Angeles at the home of Steve Porcaro with British music star, Cat Stevens (now Yusuf Islam), and changed his name to 'Mikaeel', these however have not been confirmed by Jackson himself.[143][144][145][146][147][148][149]
        Those numbers there are called references. Those all say you *obscenity deleted* UP.
        Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-27-2009, 04:26 AM. Reason: Language!

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        • Ebaums King!!!!!!
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          #109
          Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

          Ok, Mr. Osborne, I have a question. Does God hate Catholics?

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
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            #110
            Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

            Originally posted by MudkipsRBelievers View Post
            Shouldn't you Christians actually READ the word of Christ instead of his followers and then those people who came after who decided to alter the Bible? KJV followers such as yourself have been misled from the true words of God found in the scrolls of the Gnostic Gospels. And if you really follow that book word for word, then you better start stoning people who curse God, disobey parents, non-virgins getting married wearing white, and commit adultery. Then you can be like those sandniggers in the Middle East!
            Like I said earlier, the Bible is more than just what Christ says, and as a matter of fact, much of what Christ says is not happy hippie B.S., but warnings of hellfire and damnation to those who do not follow Him! We believe in following the Bible word-for-word, but we cannot stone people because that would be in violation of secular law, which the Bible tell us we must follow:

            Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

            Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

            1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
            1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
            1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
            This is why Landover Baptist is committed to installing a True Christian(tm) President who will change our laws to be in accordance with what God commands of us. Until then, we must abide by the law.


            Originally posted by The_Word_Of_Reason View Post
            (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAIf a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

            Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAIf within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.


            So you believe in rape?
            I can tell you I don't believe in False Bibles you are quoting from. There is nothing that condones rape in those two quotes. The first one is concerning punishment for the act of rape, the second one is addresses fornication.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
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              #111
              Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

              Originally posted by Ebaums King!!!!!! View Post
              Ok, Mr. Osborne, I have a question. Does God hate Catholics?
              Yes he does. Catholics are not Christians, and are heretics. 11 sins of the Catholic Church.


              Now listen people....STOP FLOODING THE THREAD. You say you want to have discussions, but how can we discuss when there's too many posts to respond to? THIS IS NOT A DEBATE FORUM as well!

              Please stick to topic: Why Michael Jackson is going to Hell.

              Thank you.

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • The_Word_Of_Reason
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                #112
                Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Like I said earlier, the Bible is more than just what Christ says, and as a matter of fact, much of what Christ says is not happy hippie B.S., but warnings of hellfire and damnation to those who do not follow Him! We believe in following the Bible word-for-word, but we cannot stone people because that would be in violation of secular law, which the Bible tell us we must follow:



                This is why Landover Baptist is committed to installing a True Christian™ President who will change our laws to be in accordance with what God commands of us. Until then, we must abide by the law.




                I can tell you I don't believe in False Bibles you are quoting from. There is nothing that condones rape in those two quotes. The first one is concerning punishment for the act of rape, the second one is addresses fornication.
                The punishment being marriage? So, if I rape your Daughter(hypothetically, i wouldn't dare do anything of the sort), i must pay you and marry her?

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                  #113
                  Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                  Originally posted by The_Word_Of_Reason View Post
                  The punishment being marriage? So, if I rape your Daughter(hypothetically, i wouldn't dare do anything of the sort), i must pay you and marry her?
                  The scripture is very plainly written and not hard to understand!

                  So where were all of you when you heard Jackson had died? I was relaxing on in inflatable in my pool when my gardener Felipe informed me in semi-English that Michael Jackson had died. At first I thought he said Jesse Jackson and I let out a shout "Praise Jesus!" loud enough that the neighbors could hear. But when I learned it was Michael, I was still quite elated but not as much as I would be if it was Jesse Jackson.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Ebaums King!!!!!!
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                    #114
                    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Yes he does. Catholics are not Christians, and are heretics. 11 sins of the Catholic Church.


                    Now listen people....STOP FLOODING THE THREAD. You say you want to have discussions, but how can we discuss when there's too many posts to respond to? THIS IS NOT A DEBATE FORUM as well!

                    Please stick to topic: Why Michael Jackson is going to Hell.

                    Thank you.
                    So, why is my grandmother of around 80, who is a hard-on Catholic, still alive if God hates them? She prayed to God to keep her alive to see 3 of her grandchildren grow up and now a 4th she has done the same, how come?

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                    • The_Word_Of_Reason
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                      #115
                      Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      The scripture is very plainly written and not hard to understand!

                      So where were all of you when you heard Jackson had died? I was relaxing on in inflatable in my pool when my gardener Felipe informed me in semi-English that Michael Jackson had died. At first I thought he said Jesse Jackson and I let out a shout "Praise Jesus!" loud enough that the neighbors could hear. But when I learned it was Michael, I was still quite elated but not as much as I would be if it was Jesse Jackson.
                      I know it is not hard to understand, and i have understood it. If a man rapes a woman, he must pay their father and marry them.

                      And what has your point got to do with anything? You are a hedonist who pays migrants to do your work? You are no man of God if you bow to such desires as Hedonism.



                      As i said before, may you please answer my question of "Then how come the Protistants, Cathotics, Baptists and Pentecostles have different interpretations?"

                      In relation to "2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation." used by your fellow Pastor.

                      Without relating to this "http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114" It is just a man making petty insults against other religion.

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                      • Fustrum
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                        #116
                        Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                        So uh. Where exactly in the bible does it say "F---" and "D---" are bad language? And for that matter, what about "Ass"? That one's quite explicitely stated in the bible many times. Serious question.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                          #117
                          Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                          Originally posted by Ebaums King!!!!!! View Post
                          So, why is my grandmother of around 80, who is a hard-on Catholic, still alive if God hates them? She prayed to God to keep her alive to see 3 of her grandchildren grow up and now a 4th she has done the same, how come?
                          God doesn't just kill every sinner young. Perhaps he has been showing mercy on her and waiting for her to renounce her Catholicism and accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior? The Lord is indeed merciful. I hope she becomes a True Christian(tm) before she dies. Why don't you be a good grandson and help her with it? Show her the way to eternal life through JESUS CHRIST ALONE and not by doing Mary worshipping and idolizing saints.

                          But, this is a MICHAEL JACKSON thread. Discuss Catholicism in the threads that I gave you links to.

                          By the way, everyone in this thread, it's common courtesy for all new members on this forum to go over to the Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself. What church you go to, your favorite Bible verse, etc.!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                            #118
                            Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                            Originally posted by Ebaums King!!!!!! View Post
                            So, why is my grandmother of around 80, who is a hard-on Catholic, still alive if God hates them?
                            She has to suffer knowing she has you as a grandson.

                            She prayed to God to keep her alive to see 3 of her grandchildren grow up and now a 4th she has done the same, how come?
                            Liar. If she's a papist then she prays to Mary, some "saints", and assorted idols - and she drools over Jesus dead on a cross instead of praising OUR LORD WHO HAS RISEN!
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                            • Azrael
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                              #119
                              Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              Clearly you people do not understand Christianity nor the King James Bible. Why would we go to Hell? We follow all of God's commandments in the Bible, not like Salad Bar Christians like you who feel you can pick and choose what you like. Where do you get the authority to determine which parts of the Bible you follow?

                              We are securing ourselves a place in Heaven because we are True Christians™ who follow the KJV 1611 word-for-word, literally. There is no room for interpretation or ignoring whole books. Being a Christian isn't just reading the Gospel of John, it's also about Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
                              And that's why I'm proud of being an atheist. Damned fool... What is all your pity worth when all I see from people like you and this site in particular is warmongering? Just to my right, at this precise moment, I see a smiley of Muslim "terrorists" being bombed to death. Is that all you preach? I would be ashamed to know there's such a thing as a god that fosters that kind of idiocy... All I can say about you is what a disappointing excuse for a human being you are.

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                                #120
                                Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

                                Please stay on topic, people.

                                Michael Jackson was truly an abomination. Back in 1982 when that Satanic "Thriller" came out, it was reported that if you played "Beat it" backwards it said things like "Hail Satan" and "Satan is my master". That with the Satanic Zombie music video let our Church know this man was very bad and dangerous to listen to. We were concerned about the safety of our children.

                                Our church organized a bonfire so that we could toss Michael Jackson records and merchandise into. It was actually quite successful, although the local media made a stink about it. I think in celebration of his death, we may have another public burning to rejoice in the fact that Michael Jackson can sin no more and his baby-raping days are over! Praise Jesus!!!

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