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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    This Just In: Hitler is alive and is a WOMAN!!!

    I don't know what to say about THIS.

    DNA test shows Hitler skull is that of a woman

    DNA tests done on Hitler skull fragment
    Result says it's skull of a woman

    Casts doubts on the death of Hitler

    ADOLF Hitler may not have died in a bunker after fresh research suggests the skull thought to be the tyrant's was from a woman.

    US archaeologist Nick Bellantoni found fragments from the skull believed to be Hitler's were too thin to be from a male, and suspected it was the remains of a much younger woman, The Sun reports.

    "The bone seemed very thin - male bone tends to be more robust. It corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40," Dr Bellantoni said.

    DNA tests performed in a US laboratory confirmed the remains could not have belonged to the Nazi leader.

    The discovery casts doubt on the exact circumstances of Hitler’s death and could force history books to be rewritten.

    Original accounts of Hitler’s death said he shot himself in the head in a bunker after taking a cyanide tablet on April 30, 1945 as the Russian army attacked Berlin.

    His remains, along with those of his wife Eva Braun, were taken from the bunker, doused in petrol and set ablaze.

    A year later, skull fragments were dug up by Russian forces which seemed to confirm Hitler had shot himself in the bunker.

    In 1970, the KGB cremated Hitler’s remains except for the skull fragment.

    Dr Bellantoni was sceptical about the theory the skull fragments belong to Eva Braun, who was with Hitler in the bunker where he supposedly died.

    "There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterwards. It could be anyone. Many people were killed around the bunker area," he said.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Father O'Malley
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 55

    #2
    Re: This Just In: Hitler is alive and is a WOMAN!!!

    Him, Elvis, John Lennon, Michael Jackson share a flat in london, I heard...

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5388

      #3
      Re: This Just In: Hitler is alive and is a WOMAN!!!

      Once again, science fails. Everybody knows a woman is more thick-headed than a man!
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: This Just In: Hitler is alive and is a WOMAN!!!

        It's got to be....Hitlery!!!

        See, I knew it all along.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: This Just In: Hitler is alive and is a WOMAN!!!

          It goes without saying Hilter was a woman. Woman cause all the worlds problems. This would explain the whole attempt to conquer the United States thing; she was jealous and WWII was her time of the month.

          Another arguement why women shouldn't be allowed out of the home.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: This Just In: Hitler is alive and is a WOMAN!!!

            If Hitler is still alive, then he's . . . 120 years old!!

            Could it be . . . ?

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