[Brother Temperance]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

Well, one is significant, both historically and to Pagan groups. The other, is a giant cartoon advertisement. If they keep it up soon pictures of giant dildos might be appearing on the hills and would you like that, mister?

As Prune Danish has already pointed out, there's already a giant tallywhacker on the side of a hill. In terms of obscene hill art, things can't really get much worse than that. If I have to live in a country despoiled by massive chalk daddysticks, then I'd rather have them in honour of the glorious free market than have them advertising some made-up pagan demon.

Ummm, he is a cartoon character...he doesn't have feelings. Probaly because he doesn't acutally exist.

Yes, but you think that about God.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo

First of all, you have been given 873 infraction points for posting that disgusting pornography, but you must've known that was going to happen anyway. Second of all, did anyone else notice this?

In Japan, many dildos are created to resemble animals or cartoon characters, like Hello Kitty, so that they may be sold as toys, thus avoiding obscenity laws.

There's something very very wrong with the Japs.

Would you like this little fellow jammed up your most private places? Apparently the Orientals can imagine nothing better. Try staring into those cold, emotionless eyes, and then imagine them protuding from the unmentionable parts of a yellow heathen. It's enough to give a chap nightmares.

[Homertard]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

To anyone reading this, do NOT click on that link as it will take you to some of the vilest, most horrifying pornography it's been my misfortune to see!

Huh? That's just a dildo. For a few minutes, I thought there was something wrong.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

What do you mean "soon"? As it is, the exposed member measures about 20 feet.

I guess 20 foot isn't "giant" enough to sate your cravings, you wanton hussy!

It's a picture of a giant schlong, not a giant dildo. A dildo doesn't come with a man attached to it.

As to sating my cravings....20 feet is.....more than enough meat for me, really!

As Prune Danish has already pointed out, there's already a giant tallywhacker on the side of a hill. In terms of obscene hill art, things can't really get much worse than that. If I have to live in a country despoiled by massive chalk daddysticks, then I'd rather have them in honour of the glorious free market than have them advertising some made-up pagan demon.

So us Pagans shouldn't have fertility symbols, but it's perfectly ok for you to stick big ugly crucifixes all over the citries and countryside? (I know that's not relevant to the giant Homer, but still.)

Fine...seeing as you enjoy massive chalk daddysticks, so to speak, I might just write some dildo company and tell them of a little church in Iowa who would love to endorse their giant advertisements in the English countryside...

First of all, you have been given 873 infraction points for posting that disgusting pornography, but you must've known that was going to happen anyway. Second of all, did anyone else notice this?

Why 873? Well, I know why, but why that particular number?

Would you like this little fellow jammed up your most private places? Apparently the Orientals can imagine nothing better. Try staring into those cold, emotionless eyes, and then imagine them protuding from the unmentionable parts of a yellow heathen. It's enough to give a chap nightmares.

Hmm, it makes me wonder why they don't go with the cellphone design that seems to be rather a success. A dildo with eyes......weird.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

Yes, because the giant naked man drawn in chalk with a massive hard-on was so dignified before, but this is just degrading.

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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

So us Pagans shouldn't have fertility symbols, but it's perfectly ok for you to stick big ugly crucifixes all over the citries and countryside? (I know that's not relevant to the giant Homer, but still.)

That is 100 more infraction points Rachael for implying that a Christian cross is like a pagan lingham. Stone crosses on hilltops are not anything like pagan stone tallywackers on hilltops! They are completely different.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

That is 100 more infraction points Rachael for implying that a Christian cross is like a pagan lingham. Stone crosses on hilltops are not anything like pagan stone tallywackers on hilltops! They are completely different.

No they aren't. If you go on rotten.com, you'll see that crucifixes can apparently be put to the exact same use as stone tallywhackers....er...not that I've seen such things on rotten.com, of course, I've merely been informed.

In any case, I know this has deviated very offtopic, so, my apologies.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

No they aren't. If you go on rotten.com, you'll see that crucifixes can apparently be put to the exact same use as stone tallywhackers....er...not that I've seen such things on rotten.com, of course, I've merely been informed.

In any case, I know this has deviated very offtopic, so, my apologies.

Careful there Rachael, you are very, very thin ice. If it wasn't for that Gold level membership you bought with your filthy money you made from you on-line Goddess fertility candle sales would would be band by now.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

That is 100 more infraction points Rachael for implying that a Christian cross is like a pagan lingham. Stone crosses on hilltops are not anything like pagan stone tallywackers on hilltops! They are completely different.

Not really. They're both images that people worshiped enough to make craven images of them.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

Careful there Rachael, you are very, very thin ice.

I've been called many things in my life, but I've never been called ice before! First time for everything, eh?

If it wasn't for that Gold level membership you bought with your filthy money you made from you on-line Goddess fertility candle sales would would be band by now.

Yes, we did pretty well on those. I'm surprised we didn't do as well on horny goat weed sales, all those people interested in fertility surely might have been interested in that too....oh well.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

Leave it to the British to protect a giant pornographic image of a nude male carved into the side of a mountain where any young boy can see it. I pray every day that Jesus washes England off of the Earth in a flood.

[Homertard]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

If that happens, I'll hold you responsible.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

If that happens, I'll hold you responsible.

He'd probably take pride in that.

[Homertard]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

Probaly. But where he takes pride, he can also take a fall.