God Warns LA: You're Next! 4.4 Magnitude

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

This morning, God gave Los Angeles a wake-up call. A 4.4-magnitude earthquake woke lazy Californicators at 4 am.

"The earthquake knocked me out of bed," one coward wrote. "It was pretty scary!!! I ran out from house and it was so cold outside and I stayed in car like 10 min, after I got back home I couldn't sleep. I want my Mommy!!"

How bad was it, and is there more to come?

Could this tremor have been a "foreshock," a first sign of the major earthquake Californians have been warned to expect sometime in coming decades?

"There's always a chance," said John Bellini of the U.S. Geological Survey in Golden, Colo.

Is it finally time for God to judge Los Angeles, just as He has Haiti and Chile?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God Warns LA: You're Next! 4.4 Magnitude

Let's put that in perspective 4:00am Californicantion time is 7:00am Godly Central (US) time. In other words those welfare check sucking libertards were sleeping in while the rest of hard working Americans were getting started at our jobs. Small wonder Jesus sent His angels to kill a few of those sinners.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: God Warns LA: You're Next! 4.4 Magnitude

The weirdest thing I've found is the Vancouver media seems jealous whenever someone else gets hit by an earthquake. I guess they want their moment in the news as well.

Would of made for an interesting Olympics though.