[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Zeke was talking about "peace" and "love" and such earlier, with no mention of Jesus!

Has he been brainwashed by hippies?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Zeke was talking about "peace" and "love" and such earlier, with no mention of Jesus!

Has he been brainwashed by hippies?

Did Cassandra and her heathen buddies cast some kind of spell on him? On both of them?

Why else all this peace and love stuff? They didn't inhale some of the evidence did they?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I tried calling Jimmy-Roy on his church-supplied cell phone, thinking that J-R would likely have chauffeured Pastor Ezekiel to wherever he is, but the call went directly to voice mail, which turned out to be full.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Has anyone seen Capt. Portway? Perhaps Jesus called Pastor Ezekiel to Iceland, or Fiji or even Chile.

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Has anyone tried to get hold of hisfiancee, BibleThumpingBlonde? Let's pray the two of them were not led into temptation by Satan.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

He expressed support for my initiative to convert to Pope to becoming a Baptist, but he didn't say much else.

The Italian registered biz-jet make me wonder if he has BIG plans.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

The new mayor was feeling generous after his acceptance party. Seems he felt the need to make peace with everyone.

Our new mayor released Mrs. Johnson from jail??? That's not why I voted for him!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Our new mayor released Mrs. Johnson from jail??? That's not why I voted for him!

I've heard he's working on a Diversity Plan, too . . . and that he's made Al King his official shoeshine boy!

But back to the missing members . . . Well, you don't suppose they have all decided to come to Indiana for my birthday, do you? Maybe that's it! A surprise party, a few months early!

Let's not let on that we've figured them out!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I've working the phones with people I know in law enforcement. There is a rumor going around--I want to emphasize it's only a rumor. But, it has certain tidbits of logic to it that makes you wonder. It's this:

Iceland owes BIG money to the U. S. It's in debt up to it kester. So, apparently this idea has been floating around at the highest levels of government in Reykjavik that the Icelandic government might kidnap some U. S. celebrity and use that person to negotiate down the debt.

I've already visited with Prime Minister Aalborg Sigurdardottir about one rumor related to the mysterious death of Mayor Mitchells. It seemed like she knew something but I didn't get anything out of her. I wonder if it would be worthwhile visiting her again. If it were more than just a rumor I would not hesitate.

If someone else comes up with anything more substantial, let me know.
JJH

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Would he of left with Brother Rush? You know over the healthcare fiasco?

Does anyone have a contact within the Limbaugh team?

What about other high level Pastors? Maybe they're all holed up somewhere in an emergency prayer meeting? Has anyone called Pastor Anderson?

[Mary Sue Garfield]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I saw the pastor during the election party but he was absent for most of the event. I looked for him in the lavatory and in the conservatory. I supervised the valets until all of the cars were released, but the pastor's Escalade was the last car in the lot. I assumed that he went to the election party with JJH.

It's been two days and the Escalade is still at the lot at city hall. There are things to do at the church on Saturday morning and only he has the key to the storage locker. If I don't hear from him Friday night I'll call Pastor Peters, maybe he has a key.

Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?

Perhaps the stress of being a pastor is getting to him From what I've been reading on here, he does quite a bit in the name of Jesus.
Maybe he just needs a vacation.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Perhaps the stress of being a pastor is getting to him From what I've been reading on here, he does quite a bit in the name of Jesus.
Maybe he just needs a vacation.

Jesus does not take a vacation not does Pastor Ezekiel!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I never had the nerve to ask Pastor if he carried a weapon. Does anyone know?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I never had the nerve to ask Pastor if he carried a weapon. Does anyone know?

I don't think he needs one. I think he spent some time in Japan learning self-defense. If I'm not mistaken he has a 7th degree black belt in haiku.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I've learned the biz jet we think he might have been on tracked east from Landover.

One other bit of news, a mutual friend said Pastor was really upset when he learned that child molesters would be force fed Viagra in the health care reform bill.