What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

[Nobar King]

I saw the pastor during the election party but he was absent for most of the event. I looked for him in the lavatory and in the conservatory. I supervised the valets until all of the cars were released, but the pastor's Escalade was the last car in the lot. I assumed that he went to the election party with JJH.

It's been two days and the Escalade is still at the lot at city hall. There are things to do at the church on Saturday morning and only he has the key to the storage locker. If I don't hear from him Friday night I'll call Pastor Peters, maybe he has a key.

Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I didn't see him after the election party, but he has been on the forums since then. Maybe he walked home? Someone should probably remind him to pick up his Escalade...

[Levi Jones]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I saw the pastor during the election party but he was absent for most of the event. I looked for him in the lavatory and in the conservatory. I supervised the valets until all of the cars were released, but the pastor's Escalade was the last car in the lot. I assumed that he went to the election party with JJH.

It's been two days and the Escalade is still at the lot at city hall. There are things to do at the church on Saturday morning and only he has the key to the storage locker. If I don't hear from him Friday night I'll call Pastor Peters, maybe he has a key.

Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?

I thought I saw him today. I mean, I see him every day at the 6 am prayer meeting. He did say a couple of things I found strange for Pastor.

Something about The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.

I figured he was still celebrating the election. That, or he had gone soft in the head.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

What happened to pastor Ezekiel?


Project Habakkuk business, no doubt.




And in a completely unrelated manner, a Gulfstream business jet with an apparent Italian registry, arrived at Des Moines International Airport prior to Pastor Zeke's disappearance, and departed shortly thereafter . . . .

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I wouldn't be surprised if Alfred King had something to do with this.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Or Cassandra and her minions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I thought I saw him today. I mean, I see him every day at the 6 am prayer meeting. He did say a couple of things I found strange for Pastor.

Something about The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.

I figured he was still celebrating the election. That, or he had gone soft in the head.

Has he become a Buddhist?

[Gunna_B_Saved]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Perhaps the pastors posts on the forums have been made by an imposter?!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Has he become a Buddhist?

How can you say something so awful about Pastor Zeke? Zeke is a godly Christian and would never seriously talk about enabling looters and leeches. Probably on one of his to witness to the young men of the Dominican Republic.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Has anyone checked his home yet? What about his answering machine? The churches answering machine?

If he's been kidnapped (King? Cassandra?) they'd leave a message wouldn't they?

I wish I was there to help, praying desperately.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

He didn't mock Johny Joe Hold for being bald, did he? You know how she-bears are about calling Men of God baldies!

[James Hutchins]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I put a call into him but it went straight to voicemail. I called a pal at the phone company to do a trace and he said the phone was either not on or out of the service area. How could it be out of the service area, he is a man of God and God is the world, except for France, certain locations in the southern part of the pacific rim and Iceland.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Is it possible he was raptured and all of us were left behind???

Lord, where did I go wrong!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

I wouldn't be surprised if Alfred King had something to do with this.

Agreed, why we didn't kick that idiot out of town yet is beyond me. BTW does anyone know why they released Mrs. Johnson from jail?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel?

Agreed, why we didn't kick that idiot out of town yet is beyond me. BTW does anyone know why they released Mrs. Johnson from jail?

The new mayor was feeling generous after his acceptance party. Seems he felt the need to make peace with everyone.