it has begun.

[nikilds]

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/0...wnational.html

ARMED ROBOTS IN IRAQ!

I am highly skeptical of a robot's allegiance to humans, much less to Jesus and the Good Book. Most technical things I see are clearly Satan's tools to reach humans.

But, as long as they are fighting for the Americans and Iraqis!! They are okay robots!!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: it has begun.

Oh my! Just imagine if one o' them thangs went ta some mooselimb village and "malfunctioned", killin' everybody in it. I'mma pray that that will happen ASAP won't nevah happen to them po' Iraqistani folk over there.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: it has begun.

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/0...wnational.html

ARMED ROBOTS IN IRAQ!

I am highly skeptical of a robot's allegiance to humans, much less to Jesus and the Good Book. Most technical things I see are clearly Satan's tools to reach humans.

I doubt it's possible to program a robot to be capable of salvation, and the world's most robot-friendly country is Japanistan, a cesspit infamous for robosexuality, but you have to hand it to robots when it comes to taking orders without any unpatriotic second guessiong. The robot's motto is every Ture American's motto: "Bush commands, We obey." Period.

All of America could learn from the robots.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: it has begun.

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/0...wnational.html

ARMED ROBOTS IN IRAQ!

I am highly skeptical of a robot's allegiance to humans, much less to Jesus and the Good Book. Most technical things I see are clearly Satan's tools to reach humans.

But, as long as they are fighting for the Americans and Iraqis!! They are okay robots!!

Not really an issue. Since robots have no souls they are sin free which means they can be trusted to carry out Jesus orders' without any the rebelliousness that flaws human beings.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: it has begun.

Oh Drats!

I thought she meant the rapture. I saw the title of this thread and ordered my help to put air in my Rapture Balloon.

PLEASE DON'T TARRY ANY LONGER JESUS!

Anxious, Sister Thumper

[Talitha]

Re: it has begun.

They have been around for some time. I have one myself.
Much better to have around than Guard Dog's and you can mount all manner or er....erm....weaponry on the top.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: it has begun.

They have been around for some time. I have one myself.
Much better to have around than Guard Dog's and you can mount all manner or er....erm....weaponry on the top.

Speaking of that Sister Talitha we in the Security Detachment are real interested in one of the weapons you have on your robot. The big, black rubber thing. Is it some kind of sap? It is certainly big enough to be a club. Looks like it rotates or something. I bet it shoots out . We were interested to see if that was something we could us. The first time some sinner gives us some lip we could whip that rubber club out and give them something upside the head to really mouth off about.

[Talitha]

Re: it has begun.

Speaking of that Sister Talitha we in the Security Detachment are real interested in one of the weapons you have on your robot. The big, black rubber thing. Is it some kind of sap? It is certainly big enough to be a club. Looks like it rotates or something. I bet it shoots out . We were interested to see if that was something we could us. The first time some sinner gives us some lip we could whip that rubber club out and give them something upside the head to really mouth off about.

I have a spare that I keep in my Bedroom Garage just in case there's a breakdown.
You know how us Girlie's are with mechanical thingumies. It labors away 24/7 and I'd really miss it if malfunctioned.
You are most welcome to borrow it for a while and try it for yourself.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: it has begun.

Speaking of that Sister Talitha we in the Security Detachment are real interested in one of the weapons you have on your robot. The big, black rubber thing. Is it some kind of sap? It is certainly big enough to be a club. Looks like it rotates or something. I bet it shoots out .

That reminds me of "The jackhammer", a gizmo that they have at Abu Graib (or is it Graib? Silly Iraqi words). Anyway, Brother Trent sent me some really cool photos of that thing in action, I could email them to you but you have to be extremely careful the liberalmedia doesn't get a look at them.