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    Iceholes Lie On Internets! They Tell World Iceland Doesn't Suck!

    Here the entire country of Iceland, already being punished by God TWICE for being unsaved and completely lame, decides to compound their problems by LYING TO THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!


    The Icelandic government has thrown its weight behind an internet campaign to brighten up the country's image.

    Icelanders have gone online en masse, to tell the world how much they love their country.

    Thursday's "Iceland Hour" was aimed at kick-starting Icelandic tourism, following many cancellations.
    First, God punished Iceland by destroying their economy. Then, as we all know, He blew most of the place up with a giant volcano that is STILL erupting!!!

    So now, they start this idiotic campaign to get tourists to go there! Yeah right!

    "Hey honey, let's take the kids to a god-forsaken, ice-covered Hellhole where God is currently recreating Hell with an erupting volcano!"

    Please, I thought those Iceholes were stupid before, but this is BEYOND ridiculous!!!
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    Re: Iceholes Lie On Internets! They Tell World Iceland Doesn't S

    You've flown through that demonic spew yourself, captain, so I guess you'd know better than most.

    My guess is they hired some joo public relations firm. It won't help.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Iceholes Lie On Internets! They Tell World Iceland Doesn't S

      If the Obama administration wasn't so brain addled by secularism Iceland would be experience a third smiting from God right now. Jesus own Predator drone could be orbiting Icelandic skys with their Hellfire misses looking for terrorists, but no, Barry wants evidence before he orders some village full of sinners (as in non-American Baptists) killed.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Re: Iceholes Lie On Internets! They Tell World Iceland Doesn't S

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You've flown through that demonic spew yourself, captain, so I guess you'd know better than most.

        My guess is they hired some joo public relations firm. It won't help.
        Flew OVER the spew is more correct Pastor, remember? You wanted to see what the Arm of Lord looked like up close, and then we had that shouting match in the cockpit discussion where I explained that turbines and volcanic ash weren't a good mix and that we all might die if I flew through it.

        And even though you insisted that Jesus would protect us I disobeyed you, which is what led to my pay reduction. Remember?
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          Re: Iceholes Lie On Internets! They Tell World Iceland Doesn't S

          We could right now have an Aegis missile cruiser off the end of the runway at Reykjavík shooting down random airliners and the damned ice vikings couldn't do anything but crying in their herring about. But no, the daft public had to elect a Democrat. Sarah Palin would have done that!

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Re: Iceholes Lie On Internets! They Tell World Iceland Doesn't S

            It's going to take a lot more than some phony emails for those Eskimos to convince ME that I'd want to ever go to that frozen wasteland.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              Re: Iceholes Lie On Internets! They Tell World Iceland Doesn't S

              How is anyone supposed to get there with all the ash and lava? Are they going to sail you there by eskimo fishing kayak?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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