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    God uses lightning to rebuke Methodist children. Glory!

    MONTCALM COUNTY - Four teens who were attending a church Bible camp near Vestaburg in Montcalm County were injured Thursday when lightning hit them.

    The lightning strike occurred at the Rock Lake Methodist Bible Church Camp in Richland Township.

    Witnesses say they were huddled together under some umbrellas near a baseball field when it happened, and all four were knocked to the ground and suffered burns and numbness from their injuries. They say all four were awake and responsive when those at the camp reached them.

    [...]

    "I fell from the merry-go-round when it struck and it felt like the whole ground was shaking [...] all I saw was a big mushroom cloud of red and then there was a big fire and i just ran," said a 13-year-old who witnessed the strike. [... article in full, here.]
    Goodness me, when God is angry He certainly doesn't hold back -- who knew He hated Methodists so much? Red mushroom clouds, big fires: the LORD is not One for dropping subtle hints.
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    Tags: act of god, the methodist menace
  • #2
    Re: God uses lightning to rebuke Methodist children. Glory!

    God in His righteous wrath has many concerns about the Methodists.


    They are deeply steeped in ecumenicalism!

    They have women clergy!

    They are all but consumed in liberal guilt over immigration and negra issues!

    They have an "outreach" to practicing homos!

    Hillary Clinton is a Methodist!





    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #3
      Re: God uses lightning to rebuke Methodist children. Glory!

      After watching the video link I truly believe that God has put the Methodists on notice, change your ways or else! It was a shame this happened at a methodist retreat, not much chance of a True Christian™ being there to sort them out.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • #4
        Re: God uses lightning to rebuke Methodist children. Glory!

        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
        They are deeply steeped in ecumenicalism!
        You mean they get their nails done? How gay.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #5
          Re: God uses lightning to rebuke Methodist children. Glory!

          Unfortunately, the children weren't killed.

          But, maybe by letting them live, God was using it as a warning to them to turn around and accept Jesus Christ as their savior. So that they may free themselves from the shackles of the Satanic Methodist "Church" and become True Christians(tm).

          But, I would've preferred if God just smote them altogether. At least they will have to live with permanent burns on their lives.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • #6
            Re: God uses lightning to rebuke Methodist children. Glory!

            Well lets hope that they take the hint and really turn their lives over to Jesus.
            Drama queen

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