GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

[Brother Temperance]

No, not the Darwinist kind of monkey-worshiper, the dothead kind.

The unruly monkeys of Delhi have been accused of killing a deputy mayor, who died of head injuries in hospital yesterday after falling from the first-floor terrace of his home.
S. S. Baiwa, 52, a leader of the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), fell while reading a newspaper on the terrace at about 7am on Saturday, according to his family. They said that they thought he had been attacked by monkeys and lost his balance while trying to chase them away. “Otherwise, there was no reason for a man sitting in his chair to fall,” Pawan Bhaskar, his personal assistant, said.
Baiwa’s house is near a temple dedicated to Hanuman, the Hindu monkey god, where hundreds of monkeys gather every day to be fed offerings by devotees. Their alleged role in his death has reignited a debate about how to handle the Delhi population of rhesus macaques, which experts now estimate at more than 5,500.
The 14 million human residents of the capital have long tolerated the monkeys, whose natural habitat is the surrounding forest, and many revere and feed them, believing them to be incarnations of Hanuman.
As forested areas in Delhi shrink, however, the monkeys are becoming increasingly aggressive.
Last month a monkey almost brought Delhi airport to a standstill after it entered the security checking area through a gap in the roof.
In 2004 monkeys broke into the Ministry of Defence and tore up secret documents. In the same year the Supreme Court ordered that monkeys should be driven out of Delhi and local authorities started rounding up the macaques. First they sent them to monkey “prisons” on the outskirts of Delhi but animal rights activists complained. Then they sent hundreds to nearby states, where they were released into the forest. But several states have refused to accept more because they say that the “urban” monkeys steal food from villages and terrorise the indigenous monkeys.

Well, while I admire the BJP's hardline on towelheads, that's still no excuse for being a dothead. I can't help wonder what Jesus will come up with next - a Mudslum being killed by the Moon? A statue of Mary killing the Pope?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

Perhaps a Jew will be crushed to death by a gigantic pile of coins.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

In 2004 monkeys broke into the Ministry of Defence and tore up secret documents.

Awww, they act just like people! And here you guys are saying there's no proof that monkeys are related to us. Besides the 90-something% DNA similarity, just look at how they act!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

Awww, they act just like people! And here you guys are saying there's no proof that monkeys are related to us. Besides the 90-something% DNA similarity, just look at how they act!

All that means is that monkeys can learn tricks to imitate human beings. No different than nigras.

It certainly doesn't prove that we should worship monkeys, VanSimian.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

Awww, they act just like people! And here you guys are saying there's no proof that monkeys are related to us. Besides the 90-something% DNA similarity, just look at how they act!

Monkey's share that DNA because God created monkeys from man like He created woman from man.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

Awww, they act just like people! And here you guys are saying there's no proof that monkeys are related to us. Besides the 90-something% DNA similarity, just look at how they act!

Mrs. Van Hades, maybe you're on to something. If monkeys can destroy secret douments, perhaps that does prove that monkeys are related to Hitlery Klingon and other demon-crats.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

All that means is that monkeys can learn tricks to imitate human beings. No different than nigras.

I never cease to find it amusing when you say things like this and then have the nerve to call others racist.

It certainly doesn't prove that we should worship monkeys, VanSimian.

Ok, I'll bite.
Show me a single post, anywhere, on this entire forum, where I have ever once advised anyone here to start worhsipping monkeys.

Monkey's share that DNA because God created monkeys from man like He created woman from man.

Sorry, BJ dear, this is reality, not 'Planet of the Apes'.

Mrs. Van Hades, maybe you're on to something. If monkeys can destroy secret douments, perhaps that does prove that monkeys are related to Hitlery Klingon and other demon-crats.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

Ok, I bite.

I have advised anyone here to start worhsipping monkeys.

See? Not only do you advise people to start worshiping monkeys, but you admit that you bite.

Any more questions, VanChowderhead?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

See? Not only do you advise people to start worshiping monkeys, but you admit that you bite.

Any more questions, VanChowderhead?

*Sigh*
Come on, Zeke, how about answering the original question like a man rather than simply making bogus alterations when quoting my post?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

*Sigh*
Come on, Zeke, how about answering the original question like a man rather than simply making bogus alterations when quoting my post?

You encourage the rejection of Jesus over the worship of monkeys with each and every post you make in defense of the discredited theory of Darwinism.

Even the Brother Remy, a mere ex-negro, defeated you soundly on countless occasions when you have tried to force your insane and laughable monkeyworship on us.

Your saint Darwin in a laughing stock, his crackpot theories on the rubbish heap of history (just like the communism that he embraced). To attempt to defend such garbage, and on God's favorite forum, is nothing less than pathetic.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

You encourage the rejection of Jesus over the worship of monkeys with each and every post you make in defense of the discredited theory of Darwinism.

You silly man, belief in evolution does not equal worshipping monkeys.

Even the Brother Remy, a mere ex-negro, defeated you soundly on countless occasions when you have tried to force your insane and laughable monkeyworship on us.

No he hasn't. He's just repeated the same rubbish over and over while never truly disproving any of my points.

Your saint Darwin in a laughing stock, his crackpot theories on the rubbish heap of history (just like the communism that he embraced). To attempt to defend such garbage, and on God's favorite forum, is nothing less than pathetic.

Yes, it's just stupid to defend something with physical proof instead of adhering to an old book of fables and fairytales. Silly me. How stupid I have been.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

How stupid I have been.

Apology accepted.

Now go fetch me a sandwich!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: GOD sends monkeys to smite monkey-worshiper!

No he hasn't. He's just repeated the same rubbish over and over while never truly disproving any of my points.

You just repeat the same Darwinist rubbish over and over while never truly truly disproving God's Word. Remove the massive plank from your own eye before you go jabbing your scaly witch fingers into our ex-negro's eye, sinner!