[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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This forum is not here for your personal amusement. We are here to Praise Jesus. Why are you here, fool?

Hmm, I thought I had made it somewhat obvious...I'm here to draft soldiers from the Lord's army to Satan's; you know kill two birds with one stone kinda thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hmm, I thought I had made it somewhat obvious...I'm here to draft soldiers from the Lord's army to Satan's; you know kill two birds with one stone kinda thing.

Well you won't last long with that. We are here to win souls for Christ. That puts us at cross purposes, see?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Well you won't last long with that. We are here to win souls for Christ. That puts us at cross purposes, see?

There in lies the problem. What it really comes done to is who's more convincing...my god or yours.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There in lies the problem. What it really comes done to is who's more convincing...my god or yours.

You have a "god"? Do you mean to say that you worship satan?

Did you know that hell will be extremely unpleasant for you?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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You have a "god"? Do you mean to say that you worship satan?

Did you know that hell will be extremely unpleasant for you?

Haha if thats the music they play in Hell then I'm in even more of a hurry to get there (I listened to it or a good three minutes). Anyways of course I'm talking about Satan; you didn't think I had converted already did you? Oh and as I've already said, Hell won't be unpleasent for me, suffering is reserved for the peons.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Haha if thats the music they play in Hell then I'm in even more of a hurry to get there (I listened to it or a good three minutes). Anyways of course I'm talking about Satan; you didn't think I had converted already did you? Oh and as I've already said, Hell won't be unpleasent for me, suffering is reserved for the peons.

We're do you the silly idea that you're not a peon? You have some goofy old book that barely makes sense and tells you some invisible guy the book’s author can only see loves you? That is utterly ridiculous. I am going to have fun throwing rocks at you in the lake of fire while I am seated at my Loving Savior’s right hand as He promises me in The Bible.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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We're do you the silly idea that you're not a peon? You have some goofy old book that barely makes sense and tells you some invisible guy the book’s author can only see loves you? That is utterly ridiculous. I am going to have fun throwing rocks at you in the lake of fire while I am seated at my Loving Savior’s right hand as He promises me in The Bible.

HAHAHA, yes but when you throw the rocks at me in the lake of fire they'll be "hellishly" hot for me to throw back at you, then when I knock you off your saviour's hand with a nicely aimed one you'll have a longer way to fall than I ever would hehehe

[Bobby-Joe]

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HAHAHA, yes but when you throw the rocks at me in the lake of fire they'll be "hellishly" hot for me to throw back at you, then when I knock you off your saviour's hand with a nicely aimed one you'll have a longer way to fall than I ever would hehehe

You won't be throwing anything sinner. Your' Satanic master will be using your backside as his new playground for his oversized tallywacker (which is barbed, for his’ pleasure). Screaming and burning is all you will do. Meanwhile me and my pal and Savior Jesus will be enjoying the show with our dinner.

I really suggest sinner you stop paying attention to those goofy books of yours and listen to The Bible.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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You won't be throwing anything sinner. Your' Satanic master will be using your backside as his new playground for his oversized tallywacker (which is barbed, for his’ pleasure). Screaming and burning is all you will do. Meanwhile me and my pal and Savior Jesus will be enjoying the show with our dinner.

I really suggest sinner you stop paying attention to those goofy books of yours and listen to The Bible.

You'll be watching me be sodomised by Satan while you eat? Tell me, is eating your meals to free viewings of homosexual acts a regular habit for you? If it is I think you may have some sort of complex. Good to know for future reference though; I mean, anyway who has that much of a malfunction can't be as close to God as they think. Why don't you give up the charade and join me on the path to Hell. I'm sure if you convert now Satan will give you your very own throne though it will be undoubtedly smaller than mine.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You'll be watching me be sodomised by Satan while you eat? Tell me, is eating your meals to free viewings of homosexual acts a regular habit for you? If it is I think you may have some sort of complex. Good to know for future reference though; I mean, anyway who has that much of a malfunction can't be as close to God as they think. Why don't you give up the charade and join me on the path to Hell. I'm sure if you convert now Satan will give you your very own throne though it will be undoubtedly smaller than mine.

Friend,

You Satanist never do get it do you? We TRUE Christians(tm) are exactly that, doing what God calls for in The Bible, not the make believe, silly pink pony and flowers religion you and the Neds have called Christianity. Remember it was the Israelites, God’s Chosen Elect, who committed genocide at His Holy command? God says kill, kill, kill and we TRUE Christians say yes, yes, yes! Naturally, as a good and faithful Christian I can think of no better dinner entertainment than to see God’s justice done. Even if it means burning people torn to shreds while being sodomized by large, black demons.

I have already told you what I belive Satan is, now why do you think I would be as stupid enough to worship him? Yes, while I am at let me stick my hand in a bear trap.

[Brother Temperance]

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Haha if thats the music they play in Hell then I'm in even more of a hurry to get there (I listened to it or a good three minutes).

And do you really think "mildly enjoying something for three minutes" means you'll be able to tolerate it for eternity?

Anyways of course I'm talking about Satan; you didn't think I had converted already did you? Oh and as I've already said, Hell won't be unpleasent for me, suffering is reserved for the peons.

Oh, so now you're a racist as well? You think Satan'll go easy on you just because you aren't a filthy Meskin?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Friend,

You Satanist never do get it do you? We TRUE Christians™ are exactly that, doing what God calls for in The Bible, not the make believe, silly pink pony and flowers religion you and the Neds have called Christianity. Remember it was the Israelites, God’s Chosen Elect, who committed genocide at His Holy command? God says kill, kill, kill and we TRUE Christians say yes, yes, yes! Naturally, as a good and faithful Christian I can think of no better dinner entertainment than to see God’s justice done. Even if it means burning people torn to shreds while being sodomized by large, black demons.

I have already told you what I belive Satan is, now why do you think I would be as stupid enough to worship him? Yes, while I am at let me stick my hand in a bear trap.

Fair enough, though I have noticed a bit of a dilemma in our arugment. We are both convinced the other is wrong and have no more to base it off of than some old book (and yours is much older than mine). We cannot even use said books for reference in our argument since we believe the other's book to be false. So tell me, what proof do you have other than your Bible.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Fair enough, though I have noticed a bit of a dilemma in our arugment. We are both convinced the other is wrong and have no more to base it off of than some old book (and yours is much older than mine). We cannot even use said books for reference in our argument since we believe the other's book to be false. So tell me, what proof do you have other than your Bible.

Jesus says so.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Hell's where the best parties are

The party in Hell has been canceled due to the fire.

Fair enough, though I have noticed a bit of a dilemma in our arugment. We are both convinced the other is wrong and have no more to base it off of than some old book (and yours is much older than mine). We cannot even use said books for reference in our argument since we believe the other's book to be false. So tell me, what proof do you have other than your Bible.

All of creation testifies to the glory of God, for the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse.

Praise God. It doesn't get any clearer than that! Now if you have any cognitive abilities whatsoever, then we both are now convinced that you were wrong.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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All of creation testifies to the glory of God, for the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse.

Praise God. It doesn't get any clearer than that! Now if you have any cognitive abilities whatsoever, then we both are now convinced that you were wrong.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Interesting, but apperently I have no cognitive abilities because I fail to see how that proves anything. We like to call what you're using "circular reasoning". In any sort of debate this completely nulifies an argument, so...try again.