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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22354

    #1

    Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

    The pope apparently took a break from raping young boys all day to make the following announcement:
    Pope Benedict XVI has said public officials must offer a strong moral example, his first apparent comment on the sex scandal engulfing Italy's PM.
    I am certain this will convert those last 5 Catholics still left in the world to True Christianity™.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    The pope apparently took a break from raping young boys all day to make the following announcement: I am certain this will convert those last 5 Catholics still left in the world to True Christianity™.

    My goodness that was funny.

    It never, ever, ever, ever occurs to his Popeness to suggest his PRIESTS set a strong moral example, does it?


    It is a wonder his Corn-holiness was able to extricate himself from his bondage sling and flotilla of transvestitic Latino lads long enough to compose a letter to the editor.
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

      Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
      My goodness that was funny.

      It never, ever, ever, ever occurs to his Popeness to suggest his PRIESTS set a strong moral example, does it?


      It is a wonder his Corn-holiness was able to extricate himself from his bondage sling and flotilla of transvestitic Latino lads long enough to compose a letter to the editor.
      Probably just dictated it to the priest who delivered the boy.

      I still don't understand how anyone can be a Catholic.
      Drama queen

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      • Abigail
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2011
        • 32

        #4
        Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

        Isn't it nice of the good Lord to give us Catholics so that we have something to laugh at?
        But the fearful, and unbelieving,
        and the abominable, and murderers, and
        whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
        which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #5
          Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

          Originally posted by Abigail View Post
          Isn't it nice of the good Lord to give us Catholics so that we have something to laugh at?
          Jesus does have a great sense of humor. The Bible tells us that He spends His time up in Heaven laughing at the sinners being tortured in hell.

          "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Abigail
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2011
            • 32

            #6
            Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Jesus does have a great sense of humor. The Bible tells us that He spends His time up in Heaven laughing at the sinners being tortured in hell.
            I can't wait to join Him!! I wonder who burns faster, Mormons, Catholics or Chinks??
            But the fearful, and unbelieving,
            and the abominable, and murderers, and
            whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
            which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

              Originally posted by Abigail View Post
              I can't wait to join Him!! I wonder who burns faster, Mormons, Catholics or Chinks??
              The best part is that none of them will ever, ever, burn up entirely:

              Mark 9:43-44: And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

              Rev. 14:11: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2193

                #8
                Re: Pope breaks world record hypocrisy, again

                Originally posted by Abigail View Post
                I can't wait to join Him!! I wonder who burns faster, Mormons, Catholics or Chinks??
                Definitely option 1 or 2. They're far more full of it.

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