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  • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Why, I'm sure that if we can ever find enough True Christians™ or even those with potential in that criminal haven of Australia to start a Landover franchise there, we might even start working on an ex-Abo program!
    I, as a repenting (Repenting on my choice of name among other things) heathen of Australia, submit myself to Gods punishment and/or mercy or whatsoever pleases him. I fully accept the Landover Baptist Church as having the power to mete out His justice over ALL sinners including myself so that I may one day become a True Christian™. Furthermore, I completely support the Good Sister Mary's motion to expand the Landover legacy to Australia, as it is sorely needed (Truth be told, Sister, the level of sin engaged in by the Australians is almost unfathomable. I have taken to calling it Sodomorrah, for obvious reasons.)
    May God smite them all.
    Old Man Hatchet: "I praise Jesus for my northern European heritage and completely normal private parts."

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    • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

      You Australians sure are a vile, uncouth bunch. I can't wait until the Good LORD sees fit to ban all of you from these boards!
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        You Australians sure are a vile, uncouth bunch. I can't wait until the Good LORD sees fit to ban all of you from these boards!
        what ban us cos you cant handle being told differently thank your obscene views ??

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        • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

          The language and manners of y'all does not belong in a Christian forum. If y'all want to be potty mouthed, please refrain from doing so while you're here.
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          • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

            Originally posted by titmeat View Post
            what ban us cos you cant handle being told differently thank your obscene views ??
            Somewhere, deep down, there must be an English sentence in there. Possibly.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

              Do these poor, sad souls speak english? I only guessed what that might have meant, it was most unsightly!
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              • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                just out of curiosity what is so good about our world policeman george bush
                please tell me

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                • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                  Originally posted by titmeat View Post
                  what ban us cos you cant handle being told differently thank your obscene views ??
                  No. Because you Aussies are coming here uninvited, unsaved, unwashed, straight from the jungle, drunk, swearing at our Christian forum.


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                  • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                    Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                    No. Because you Aussies are coming here uninvited, unsaved, unwashed, straight from the jungle, drunk, swearing at our Christian forum.


                    What can I do to be SAVED? How to cast off my sinful Australian heritage? Please advise.
                    Old Man Hatchet: "I praise Jesus for my northern European heritage and completely normal private parts."

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                    • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                      Originally posted by TheSlimeGod View Post
                      What can I do to be SAVED? How to cast off my sinful Australian heritage? Please advise.
                      Have you clicked on the Paypal button yet? It's down towards the bottom of the page. Tithing is a great way to start.

                      Also, try making a thread in the introduction forum and let us know a little bit about yourself.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

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                        • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                          Originally posted by gaysexrocks View Post
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                          • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                            Well. At least he spelled everything right.


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                            • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                              I was sitting here wondering if anything good has come from Australia.

                              Let's face it, they eat vegemite what could possibly be worse than that?

                              No wonder they are all drunk, depraved criminals. Their minds are all hopped up on this disgusting stuff.
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                              • Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth

                                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                I was sitting here wondering if anything good has come from Australia.

                                Let's face it, they eat vegemite was could possibly be worse than that?

                                No wonder they are all drunk, depraved criminals. Their minds are all hopped up on this disgusting stuff.
                                Sister BTB - there are godly folk in Australia - but not many. I believe we have been trolled by what is known as 'wiggers' - In Australia these wiggers are mainly Lebanese, car stealing , white girl raping , gold chain wearing 'wish I was a negro' gayboys.
                                They grow up having homosexual sex with each other,( all Lebanese men lose their virginity to an older brother or childhood male friend)
                                they pack rape Australian girls so they can prove to each other that even though they engaged in Oral and anal sex with each other, that they cant possibly be gay. The Irony is that when they get arrested and sent to gaol, they have to have homosexual sex all over again for months on end, before being released to deal drugs and rape once more. They are Australias shame - and need saving through the word of Jesus more than any other ethnic group including the Abriginials.
                                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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