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    An irate mother has bitten back at shops for selling a "shark ship" that encourages children to fire a plastic harpoon into the head of an oversized shark.

    Louise Pearse saw the Mega Rig Shark Ship advertised in a Toyworld catalogue delivered to her home in Paraparaumu Beach over the weekend.

    "There is no excuse they can give for that toy. They should apologise for even publishing the wretched thing in their catalogue, and certainly withdraw it from sale."

    Mrs Pearse believes the toy, made by Mattel, is simply a whaling ship in shark's clothing.

    "What are we going to get next? The Battered Seal Kit with realistic blood that squirts out when you hit it with a baseball bat?"

    Seeing the toy in the catalogue upset Mrs Pearse's two children, particularly 11-year-old Zoe.

    "It is disgusting and horrible because whaling is wrong," Zoe said. "Having a shark there was not nice either and I can't imagine who would want to play with it."

    The shark toy - made in China for children aged from four - swims against the legislative current that saw the Government pass legislation last year to protect the threatened great white shark in New Zealand waters.

    Forest and Bird spokeswoman Kirstie Knowles said the toy was "shameful" and went against a strong anti-whaling stance held by many in New Zealand.

    "I just appeal to the shops to recognise what this toy is and to recognise where New Zealand is in regards to whaling and protection of sharks. They should take it out of their stores."

    Greenpeace spokeswoman Carman Gravatt was similarly dismayed.

    "Whether it is sharks or whales which are being harpooned ... it has massive ramifications for the marine environment which is in a lot of trouble at the moment."

    Toyworld Megastore franchise owner Phillip Bramley said the mailer was put together in good faith.

    "It is a Mattel toy that is sold in numerous countries throughout the world.

    "We take the lady's concerns seriously but we need to dig into it more before I pass comment."

    I would just like to thank her for the recommendation, cause i'm going to the store tomorrow to buy this one for my sons! I would also like to get a spinoff for my sons where you have an American Navy ship blowing up hippy SeaShepherd ships!


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    Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

    "What are we going to get next? The Battered Seal Kit with realistic blood that squirts out when you hit it with a baseball bat?"
    What, huh? Most kids, at lest in Freehold, play Seal Pup Hunter with the local squirrels. What are they doing down there in New Zeeland?

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    • #3
      Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      What, huh? Most kids, at lest in Freehold, play Seal Pup Hunter with the local squirrels. What are they doing down there in New Zeeland?
      New Sealand are all disgusting liberals, gays and commies who likes to prosecute innocent male teens for crime of being manly, here is a very frightening example of New Sealand "justice" :

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        Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

        Mrs Pearse believes the toy, made by Mattel, is simply a whaling ship in shark's clothing.

        "What are we going to get next? The Battered Seal Kit with realistic blood that squirts out when you hit it with a baseball bat?"
        Oh Dear Lord! Where can I get one of these?

        I apologize for my exuberance, it is unlike me, and I shall ask my husband to administer the appropriate discipline. I have not felt this excited since my father allowed me to club my first baby seal to death when I was 4. It took a while, as I was not yet strong or accurate. I never missed the seal with the club, but I often missed the head. I think the baby seal thought it would never end. On the positive side the baby seal was as tender as veal when we consumed it raw. Usually they are rather tough.

        I need more than one of these games or my 12 children will fight over them. How do I contact these Mattel people to encourage them to make this game and allow me to pre-order several dozen for my village?
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

          I also really want the Battered Seal Kit as a Christmas present for my sons this year, we should all mail Mattel urging them to make one, a pilot whale edition would be really nice as well
          Or the Taiji dolphin fishery edition, with a plastic model resembling the cove in Taiji where you fish dolphins

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            Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

            I'm still trying to figure out if LEGO just wants to sell more product or if their goal is pacifying tree-huggers.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              I'm still trying to figure out if LEGO just wants to sell more product or if their goal is pacifying tree-huggers.
              LEGO is doomed, it makes your children into gay tree-huggers and whale-huggers


              One excpetion though is the Muhammed LEGO, to show kids what Muhammed really is

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              • #8
                Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

                The kit should of just included a hammer so the tyke could crush every thing. That is how my littlest hunt coons. I bet if I tossed one of my kids in the ocean with a hammer, he could easily take out a shark. They make me so proud.
                No doubt the whinny female is just unable to communicate clearly. You know how they all are.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  3 things worries me about this picture:

                  1. She looks like some maori(New Zealand-injun)
                  2. Where is her husband? Why isnt he in the picture? Does she really have a husband? Is she a lesbian?
                  3. Her daughter looks more white than her but still not really white, which might be a sign of interracial relationship

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                  • #10
                    Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

                    She's probably just worried that someone will mistake her vile offspring for a beached whale and harpoon it out of its misery.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: kiwi slut wants to ban an innocent kids toy

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      She's probably just worried that someone will mistake her vile offspring for a beached whale and harpoon it out of its misery.
                      New Zealand doesnt even accept to kill and eat washed up whales, instead they just let the whales be there and starve and rot, why cant they appreciate that Jesus is so kind that He washes up some tasty whales on their beach? Thats just so extremely ungrateful and rude towards Jesus who were just trying to do them a favour
                      Here in the Faroes we cut up and makes food the whales immediately when Jesus washes them up on our beach!



                      Jesus sure likes to help his followers to get their fish, but i doubt that he wont give New Zealand anything for a while now seeing how ungrateful they are towards him

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