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  • San Francisco Earthquakes! God Warns Fags to Repent!

    In yet another example of His patience and mercy, the Lord fired a couple of warning shots over the heads of the unsaved homos that infest The City by the Bay.

    SAN FRANCISCO (AP) – Two small, back-to-back earthquakes shook San Francisco Bay area residents awake Monday morning but appeared to leave no serious damage or injury.

    The U.S. Geological Survey reported that a magnitude-2.9 quake struck at 5:33 a.m. about eight miles northeast of San Francisco in the city of El Cerrito. It was followed eight seconds later by a magnitude-4.0 temblor, said geophysicist Paul Caruso.
    He is so darned MERCIFUL! He has the power to annihilate each and every queer in that cesspool of butt sex and the AIDS, and what does He do? Just a gentle shaking! Sort of like tapping someone on the shoulder. Man, our God is a lot more patient than me, that's for sure!
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    Re: San Francisco Earthquakes! God Warns Fags to Repent!

    I've been predicting for years now that Jesus is going to destroy the Left Coast from Godless Eugene, Oregon all the way down to Papist Mexico.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: San Francisco Earthquakes! God Warns Fags to Repent!

      Can't something happen to Homer, Alaska???

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        Re: San Francisco Earthquakes! God Warns Fags to Repent!

        You can just FEEL the almighty warning up to pitch California into the Atlantic ocean were it BELONGS! If I were living there (and praise Jesus NO TRUE Christian(tm) lives in California) I would be on my knees praying 24/7 for Christ to forgive California for the crime of existing.

        There is only so much consensual man on man sex before The Good Lord goes into one of His killing modes.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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