iPhone 5 mandate connectors more gay than before

[lukasekman]

Only flaming homos use Apple products. They are notorious for making products with special needs for bread and butter things like file management and charging.
iPod: no way to drag and drop files in explorer as in normal mp3 players, users are forced to install the gayTunes bloatware and use charger with special connector.
iPhone: mandate gayTunes bloatware, special connector, locked-in appstore which allow pro-abortion apps but ban bread and butter apps (file management, firewall for unwanted calls)
OSX Lion: no way to connect to SMB shares, which are common in mixed workplace environments.
iPad: Actually a small computer, but with all built-in special needs that iPhones have.

Can it be more evil?
Unfortunately, yes. The brand new iPhone 5 have a new special connector (Lightning), which is more gay than its predecessor. According to a tech article, Lightning is deliberately made to be impossible to duplicate, with copy protection. Instead of just having the signal go straight from point A (wall socket or computer) to point B (iPhone), it is forced to take a gay detour through authentication mechanism.

Imagine what happens if you play a movie where authentication mechanisms delay the audio for two seconds but the video for five seconds? This is not an unlikely scenario because video contain more data to process than audio. Yes, it will ruin the experience of great movies like the Left Behind trilogy. But gay porn and other videos shot with Apple-certified devices will have a built-in desync that match the desync of playback through the authentication mechanism.

http://9to5mac.com/2012/09/25/developer-outlines-benefits-of-apples-adaptive-lightning-connector/#more-242416

[Joo Division]

Re: iPhone 5 mandate connectors more gay than before

Only flaming homos use Apple products. They are notorious for making products with special needs for bread and butter things like file management and charging.
iPod: no way to drag and drop files in explorer as in normal mp3 players, users are forced to install the gayTunes bloatware and use charger with special connector.
iPhone: mandate gayTunes bloatware, special connector, locked-in appstore which allow pro-abortion apps but ban bread and butter apps (file management, firewall for unwanted calls)
OSX Lion: no way to connect to SMB shares, which are common in mixed workplace environments.
iPad: Actually a small computer, but with all built-in special needs that iPhones have.

Can it be more evil?
Unfortunately, yes. The brand new iPhone 5 have a new special connector (Lightning), which is more gay than its predecessor. According to a tech article, Lightning is deliberately made to be impossible to duplicate, with copy protection. Instead of just having the signal go straight from point A (wall socket or computer) to point B (iPhone), it is forced to take a gay detour through authentication mechanism.

Imagine what happens if you play a movie where authentication mechanisms delay the audio for two seconds but the video for five seconds? This is not an unlikely scenario because video contain more data to process than audio. Yes, it will ruin the experience of great movies like the Left Behind trilogy. But gay porn and other videos shot with Apple-certified devices will have a built-in desync that match the desync of playback through the authentication mechanism.

http://9to5mac.com/2012/09/25/develo...r/#more-242416

I agree, iPhone is gay and Apple is a rotten company. Real men use Android-smartphones!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: iPhone 5 mandate connectors more gay than before

I agree, iPhone is gay and Apple is a rotten company. Real men use Android-smartphones!

That's nice. Now for a little common courtesy, kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us all about your walk with Christ, the church you attend and the Holy Bible verse that makes you leap out of bed each morning on fire for the Lord.

In Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: iPhone 5 mandate connectors more gay than before

I agree, iPhone is gay and Apple is a rotten company. Real men use Android-smartphones!

As Christians, we are directed by God to kill homosexuals, and He tells us that they are an abomination. That doesn't mean we think poorly of them as people; some are quite nice, and I for one would happily befriend many homosexuals I've met, if they'd just give up the sodomy and come to Jesus.

You are an atheist. Why would you have a problem with homosexuals? Are you just a bigot?

[Cranky Old Man]

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The way I understand it, the new connector can be used both ways. Clearly something only gays could come up with and only gays would be interested in.

Actually all those smartphones have made recognizing gays much easier. A real Christian knows prayer needs no smartphone. God can hear you loud and clear without one (Psalm 66:16-20).

[lukasekman]

Re: iPhone 5 mandate connectors more gay than before

I agree, iPhone is gay and Apple is a rotten company. Real men use Android-smartphones!

Remember that you might need to root your Android. Many new computers and smartphones are preinfected with bloatware, which might not tax the cpu a lot in the beginning, but will increase appetite for your memory over time. Computer and smartphone manufacturers benefit from making you replace your device earlier on, and your lost cpu speed is actually used by Antichrist's worldwide computer grid network, which is used to spread spam, child porn and calculate the most efficient ways to use bio weapons.

Rooting might not be trivial, but the best guide for it is your faith.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: iPhone 5 mandate connectors more gay than before

The way I understand it, the new connector can be used both ways. Clearly something only gays could come up with and only gays would be interested in.

It would be of special interest to those gays known as bisexuals, who chose to "be used both ways" because regular homosexuality is not whorish enough for them.

[John North]

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I’ve heard about this JesOS operating system. I’ve not tried it myself but from what I’ve heard it should be great. Does anyone know if there is an Android port for JesOS?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: iPhone 5 mandate connectors more gay than before

I’ve heard about this JesOS operating system. I’ve not tried it myself but from what I’ve heard it should be great. Does anyone know if there is an Android port for JesOS?

Huh? Just use JesOS Mobile(tm). It makes SMSing scripture extremely easy.