GOD BLESS TEXAS! Illegal Beaners Now Being Shot on Sight! Glory!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Here's how they check for immigration papers in Texas now!

1:45PM EDT October 26. 2012 -
A Texas state trooper firing from a helicopter killed at least two people along a rural dirt road near the Mexican border when he opened fire on a car loaded with suspected illegal immigrants that was evading authorities . . .

Finally! I don't know why it took so ding-danged long for this to happen, but illegal terrorist job stealers attempting to ruin America by sneaking across the border to mow our lawns and clean our hotels are now being hunted from helicopters Sarah Palin style in The Lone Star State!

The Monitor of McAllen said the red pickup had refused to stop at the order of a Texas state game warden.

The Department of Public Safety helicopter carrying the sharpshooter was then called in to assist in the chase, McAllen newspaper reports, quoting two unidentified law enforcement sources.

"Assist in the chase?" I'll say!

Let that be a lesson to all the wetbacks out west. If you're any sort of Mexican and a park ranger thinks you look a little hinky, expect to be shot dead if you don't immediately jump out of a speeding vehicle waving your Green Card.

[Professor Bessemer]

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That is indeed good news Brother Portway. Perhaps it is time to resubmit the idea you had about equipping the Landover AirJesus fleet with cluster bombs to the Pastors? Once Brother Romney is elected, I am certain he will allow private citizens to do their Christian duty and help protect America from illegal immigrants. It would not hurt to be ahead of the curve on such a vital program.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well this is definitely comforting to hear, thank you Brother Captain Portway! I do feel a bit safer knowing Texans (and likely True Christians™) are armed with the love of Christ as well as National Pride and watching out for simple, humble Americans such as myself and my family. Two less thieves have sneaked over the border to deprive yet more True Americans the privilege of having a job and contributing positively to the economy.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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GLORY!

Kinda like this Border Patrol shooting game!

http://www.youshock.com/shooting/border_patrol# (I shot 34 out of 88 wetbacks)

Only they get to shoot em' for real!

[Prayer Warrior]

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I am so proud that great American heroes like those state troopers would risk their lives to bring a stop to the invasion of illegal aliens from Mexico. There's no doubt that the money we save on welfare, court costs, and jail costs will more than make up for the cost of that helicopter. I can't think of many better investments for our tax dollars.

[Jedediah]

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What they ought to do is let them start tearing down the highway at full speed and then take out the driver. That way you aren't wasting too many bullets on filthy wetbacks who don't respect our God-given American sovereignty! It's like killing a van load of birds with one stone.

It's sort of like in the WWII how the Germans would make several Christ-killing joos stand front-to-back, pressed up real close to each other, so that one bullet would take out four or five. Not that I'm condoning the Nazis... they were ring-kissing, Mary-worshipping papist scum, after all.

But it's these sort of innovative cost saving measures that will help put our economy back on track and reduce the deficit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How about a nice set of catapults built into the roadway? Big steel plates with huge springs. When their cars are on them they fling 'em up into the air! Sideways, of course, so as not to endanger Americans on the roadway.

No bullets at all, and it'd be reusable.

[Levi Jones]

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How about a nice set of catapults built into the roadway? Big steel plates with huge springs. When their cars are on them they fling 'em up into the air! Sideways, of course, so as not to endanger Americans on the roadway.

That sounds like a good idea. If only we could somehow include helicopters with a sniper.

No bullets at all.

That's the only part of the plan I don't like.

[James Hutchins]

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All I can say is it is a shame only the military is allowed to use grenades. All we need is a good old boy that can throw like Verlander from Goochland (the richest county in Gods' US of A) and beaners would cease to be a issue.

[Carl the wop]

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I'm of the mind that all new cars be Beaner-proofed. If any Beaner or Mexican speak is heard within the confines of the automobile... Instant incineration via white phosphorous grenade. Simple, effective, and it will weed out the papist scum.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Disgraceful. Typical Texas amateur hour. Car full of perps, any which one could be carrying a WMD, and they only can kill two? Why don't they call themselves the Texas Care Bears while they are at with that kind of faggy performance. Doubtless the perps got hugs and kisses for their booboos after the arrest.

As for the pathetic game warden. I assure you no perp car would have been able to just drive away from a Freehold personal asset lose prevention specialist.