Making sense of the whole China-Tibet-Olympics thing

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Since usually the antics of unoiled foreigners are of no interest to the citizens of God's Chosen Nation, there are AFAIK no official GOP talking points on this issue. However, if we get around to issueing them, they would go something like this:

• The Chinese government are the good guys here. Yes, I know the Chinese people eat cats, worship demons and eat their aborted children, but we're talking about their government here. (The good guys.)

• Tibetans are lazy. Everything you buy at Walmart says "made in China" on it. Ever seen anything with "made in Tibet" on it? No? That's because they're lazy.

• Tibetans are Buddihists who worship a false god, and commit sorcery (meditation). Among the Chinese population there are as many Christians and buddists, and since Tibet is included in that number, once you take away Tibet, there's more Christians in China proper than buddhists.

• God, AKA the Lord of Hosts, chooses the winner of battles. Take a look at these battles and it is clear which side God is favoring:

• The highly efficient Chinese defence of their olympic torch proves that, like manufacturing, the security/defense industry should be outsourced to the Chinese:

• Therefore if you like Tibet or don't like the Chinese government, you hate America.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Making sense of the whole China-Tibet-Olympics thing

Umm, shouldn't this topic be in the Godly Republican Politics board?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Making sense of the whole China-Tibet-Olympics thing

Umm, shouldn't this topic be in the Godly Republican Politics board?

No. There are a few small but signifigant differences between the Chinese Communist Party and the Republican Party. For example, the CCF regards Chairman Mao as a deity. We consider him a prophet, not a deity.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Making sense of the whole China-Tibet-Olympics thing

No. There are a few small but signifigant differences between the Chinese Communist Party and the Republican Party. For example, the CCF regards Chairman Mao as a deity. We consider him a prophet, not a deity.

It's well known in Christian circles that Mao repented of his secular humanism on his death bed and accepted Jesus as his personal savior to guide Mao's last hour of life. Many of us feel Mao's actions in the twenty years before his death showed he was hearing Jesus' call to him.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Making sense of the whole China-Tibet-Olympics thing

I've said it before, I'll say it again: PRIVATIZE THE POLICE and OUTSOURCE 'EM TO CHINA! Take a look at Chinese preparations for the olympics: do you see a single fat doughnut-eater among them? No! Just policeing done the way God intended: with blood-soaked shields, "Mr. Earbleed", and flamethrowers. Now compare this to America's inefficient socialized police system!



Now take a closer look: THEY ARE ALREADY BLOOD-SOAKED!



Those Tibetan buddhist protestor types like turning themselves into human torches, and now even that job is done better and cheaper by China:



BURN BHUDDISTS, BURN!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Making sense of the whole China-Tibet-Olympics thing

Praise Brother Jeb. This picture is from one of the links you provided. It looks like these Chinese are utilizing the Godly American Segways in deploying their troops. I'm taking a liking to this communist capitalism more and more.