Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

We're always suspicious of the latest pronouncements of "science" here at Landover, and until our Creation scientists at Landover Baptist University can confirm the results we will keep an eye on these developments. Anecdotally speaking we have all seen the nigras go bug eyed just like in the old minstrel shows when watermelon season rolls around.

Watermelon: A Natural Viagra?
Researcher Says Popular Summer Fruit May Have Viagra-Like Effect on Blood Vessels

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Watermelon may be a natural Viagra, says a researcher. That's because the popular summer fruit is richer than experts believed in an amino acid called citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels much like Viagra and other drugs meant to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).

"We have known that watermelon has citrulline," says Bhimu Patil, PHD, director of the Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center at Texas A&M University, College Station. Until recently, he tells WebMD, scientists thought most of the citrulline was in the watermelon rind. "Watermelon has more citrulline in the edible part than previously believed," he says.

How could watermelon be a natural Viagra? The amino acid citrulline is converted into the amino acid arginine, Patil says. "This is a precursor for nitric oxide, and the nitric oxide will help in blood vessel dilation."
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http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20080701/watermelon-a-natural-viagra

[Pim Pendergast]

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No wonder they love it so much, if it gives them the stamina to rape a superhuman number of white women and increase their own litters so rapidly that they threaten to outnumber whites.

Apparently all your nigras are converting to Islam. I can imagine the guy above thinking paradise has an infinite watermelon supply to help him get through his 72 virgins.

I wish the Creation scientists at LBU all the best. It's hard work, but someone's got to do it.

[Harold Law]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Very interesting, but why the obsession with pigs feet? A question that no doubt creation scientists here at landover will endevour to answer.

YIC, Harold Law

PS- Does watermelon flavored candy and chewing gum also get the bucks foaming at the mouth?

[Marshall]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

This would explain their overcharged sexdrive and the dozen babies the average Negress can expect to have in her lifetime. One only needs to watch a television program called "Soul Train" to see them as they perform mating rituals and prepare for the off-camera orgy that follows filming each episode. From my reading it seems there are tables filled with watermelon and porn magazines available backstage before filming and during commercial breaks. Not only are they horny but they are also sticky which provides them with added grip when humping each other and thrusting their genitals at each other.
Praise Jesus I have never had the misfortune of witnessing a colored couple sexing.

[Abigail Talmadge]

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Thank you for the interesting information, Mr. Bryan. This has answered all the questions my husband and I have had concerning Nigras and watermelon.

[Marshall]

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Watermelon patches get raided here. Cant keep a field of them going to save my life and Ive been trying for longer than I can remember. They come in fine but once they plump up they start disappearing.

Im not saying outright its the coloreds but it sure seems like the black folks who live down the road are stealing my watermelons. Probably the kids which is why I sponsor a small black child in an attempt to teach it how to live a Godly life like Jesus and myself.

[Creationist Ron]

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This is very interesting is there any news yet on why they are obsessed with "Purple Drank", and Fried Chicken?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

This is very interesting is there any news yet on why they are obsessed with "Purple Drank", and Fried Chicken?

I don't know, but the last help I fired was caught lifting packets of the good drink from my pantry. I'd really like to know.

[nohate]

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No wonder they love it so much, if it gives them the stamina to rape a superhuman number of white women and increase their own litters so rapidly that they threaten to outnumber whites.

Apparently all your nigras are converting to Islam. I can imagine the guy above thinking paradise has an infinite watermelon supply to help him get through his 72 virgins.

I wish the Creation scientists at LBU all the best. It's hard work, but someone's got to do it.

Really? God created each and every one of us and he loves all of his children. Stereotyping an entire race in this negative manner is against everything Jesus has taught us. He wants us to love each other. “So God created man in His own image; He created him in the image of God; He created them male and female” (Genesis 1:27)
“For God loved the world in this way: He gave His One and Only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life” (John 3:16).
“Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe everything I have commanded you. And remember, I am with you always, to the end of the age” (Matthew 28:19-20).
“This is what is written: the Messiah would suffer and rise from the dead the third day, and repentance for forgiveness of sins would be proclaimed in His name to all the nations, beginning at Jerusalem” (Luke 24:46-47).
“But we do see Jesus—made lower than the angels for a short time so that by God’s grace He might taste death for everyone—crowned with glory and honor because of the suffering of death” (Hebrews 2:9).

“Then I saw another angel flying in mid-heaven, having the eternal gospel to announce to the inhabitants of the earth—to every nation, tribe, language, and people” (Revelation 14:6).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Really? God created each and every one of us and he loves all of his children.

Really? That's not what the Holy Bible says. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Really? God created each and every one of us and he loves all of his children. Stereotyping an entire race in this negative manner is against everything Jesus has taught us. He wants us to love each other. “So God created man in His own image; He created him in the image of God; He created them male and female” (Genesis 1:27)
“For God loved the world in this way: He gave His One and Only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life” (John 3:16).
“Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe everything I have commanded you. And remember, I am with you always, to the end of the age” (Matthew 28:19-20).
“This is what is written: the Messiah would suffer and rise from the dead the third day, and repentance for forgiveness of sins would be proclaimed in His name to all the nations, beginning at Jerusalem” (Luke 24:46-47).
“But we do see Jesus—made lower than the angels for a short time so that by God’s grace He might taste death for everyone—crowned with glory and honor because of the suffering of death” (Hebrews 2:9).

“Then I saw another angel flying in mid-heaven, having the eternal gospel to announce to the inhabitants of the earth—to every nation, tribe, language, and people” (Revelation 14:6).

God hates sinners.

Psalm 11:5 - "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."

Skim this article about race and crime.

For men in their early thirties, African-Americans are about 7 times more likely to have a prison record than whites.

Then the liberals complain because law enforcement profiles blacks and treats them like criminals, calling it "racism".

You are basically saying God should treat some sinners differently just because they are black.

God does not want Heaven to be some spray painted, crack dungeon.

[Creationist Ron]

Re: Nigra Addiction to Watermelon Explained

Really? God created each and every one of us and he loves all of his children. Stereotyping an entire race in this negative manner is against everything Jesus has taught us. He wants us to love each other. “So God created man in His own image; He created him in the image of God; He created them male and female” (Genesis 1:27)
“For God loved the world in this way: He gave His One and Only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life” (John 3:16).
“Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe everything I have commanded you. And remember, I am with you always, to the end of the age” (Matthew 28:19-20).
“This is what is written: the Messiah would suffer and rise from the dead the third day, and repentance for forgiveness of sins would be proclaimed in His name to all the nations, beginning at Jerusalem” (Luke 24:46-47).
“But we do see Jesus—made lower than the angels for a short time so that by God’s grace He might taste death for everyone—crowned with glory and honor because of the suffering of death” (Hebrews 2:9).

“Then I saw another angel flying in mid-heaven, having the eternal gospel to announce to the inhabitants of the earth—to every nation, tribe, language, and people” (Revelation 14:6).

You are taking John 3:16 out of context like most people do. John 3:17 "For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world: but that the world through him might be saved." John 3:18 "He that believeth on him, is not condemned: but he that believeth not, is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the Name of the only begotten Son of God. Stop taking verses out of context.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This is very interesting is there any news yet on why they are obsessed with "Purple Drank", and Fried Chicken?

You pose some interesting questions Brother Ron.

In the case of "Purple Drank" I can only surmise that the nigra's have come to abandon holding up liquor stores because that have become taken over by chinks and dot heads armed with guns and video surveillance systems. They have since moved on to acquiring the necessary ingredients for "Purple Drank" by robbing pharmacies.

As to their obsession with fried chicken, my best guess is that it has been lost in history. Consider that chickens are small and easy to steal. Imagine what it would take to steal something as big as a cow for example. It would be difficult to make off with it quickly, especially if you are being pursued by its owner. Few remember that inspiring film made by Leni Riefenstahl where nigra track star Jesse Owens won four gold medals in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. It reportedly upset Fuhrer Adolph to no ends as it put a damper on his racial purity and superiority theories. We all know that Jesse Owens got his training from stealing chickens.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Really? God created each and every one of us and he loves all of his children. Stereotyping an entire race in this negative manner is against everything Jesus has taught us. He wants us to love each other.

How do you explain Jesus' dealing with the Canaanite woman? She came to Jesus so that her daughter might be exorcised of a demon. At first He refused to acknowledge her. Then He called her a dog. Then finally He healed her daughter.

Mat 15:22-28 22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
28 Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

The Canaanite woman admitted she was a dog, and Jesus didn't correct her. The Old Testament passages commanding the Iraelites to wipe out the Canaanites no longer apply to us today in a literal sense. But this is the New Testament; this is Jesus' teaching.

Please don't quote from the CSB, by the way. We use only the 1611 KJV around here.

[joelpennington]

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Just to let you know, I'm black and I hate watermelon, and I don't need to rape white women because I married one.