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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12523

    #16
    Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong!

    It disappoints me some in the Christian community are not supporting our friend, Lance.

    Lance performed super human feats as an athelete. Really, you could call them miracles. Our religion is based on the fact that miracles actually happen. People are cured from cancer through prayer.

    Now, I know atheists are unable to understand the cocept of God answering prayers. But, Christians should be able to accept that God gave Lance Armstrong super human strength in answer to the prayers of Lance, himself, and others like those of us at Landover Baptist Church.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • JasonRain
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      Under Investigation
      • Apr 2013
      • 3

      #17
      Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong!

      Unless we're talking about terrorists or criminals or immigrants that threaten our safety or our Christian way of life of course

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: Obama and Oprah Team Up to Persecute the Godly Lance Armstrong!

        Originally posted by JasonRain View Post
        Unless we're talking about terrorists or criminals or immigrants that threaten our safety or our Christian way of life of course
        Hello, dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm not sure to whom you are addressing with your comment (the quote feature helps make that very clear, which contributes to the quality of the discussion), but I agree with you wholeheartedly that our Christian way of life is being threatened at every turn. Why, we are expected to talk about our faith in hushed voices lest some atheist overhear. We can only spread the Good News in church, on the street corner, at school (between classes anyway), in the military, at work, in conjunction with education for private schools, and the like.

        Anyway, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! For your benefit, you can read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Becauase your rights are important to us, you’ll find Landover Baptist Church Forum’s universal declaration of rights HERE.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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