Animal Emos and hippies want the President to turn GAY!

[Marshall]

Friends, I almost lost my enormous breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, gravy, milk, OJ, and grits swimming in butter when I read this stupidity. The known terrorist group PeTA has gone on record requesting that our manly President, hero of Iraq, switch teams and turn faggot. I am appalled and disgusted.
HERE is the sordid details from a secular news source.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Animal Emos and hippies want the President to turn GAY!

Friends, I almost lost my enormous breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, gravy, milk, OJ, and grits swimming in butter when I read this stupidity. The known terrorist group PeTA has gone on record requesting that our manly President, hero of Iraq, switch teams and turn faggot. I am appalled and disgusted.
HERE is the sordid details from a secular news source.

The sub-human freaks just virtually asked our president to murder his own children in cold blood! If anyone wants to see the mindless hate of the left, read that article.

First, were does PETA get off thinking they have the right to address the President of the United States? This is a Republic, Bush talks, PETA listens, that's how it is supposed to work.

Second, this shows you how low our society has gone were PETE feels embolden to even mention their perverted philosophy in public. What's next MAMBA sending president requests.

These PETA freaks need to be in GITMO, now!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Animal Emos and hippies want the President to turn GAY!

That is beyond disgusting, but sadly, not unprecedented. The homers want to take everything that represents rugged True Christian™ American manhood and reduce it to their level. Remember the movie about rump-ranging ranch hands, set in one of our Godly red states (although actually filmed in fag-enabling Canuckistan)?

As for the fact that we have more abundant food than either Slantistan or Dotheadia, well, duh! Why should God favor those countries over His anointed land of America, when one of them worships deities that look like a cross between people and ticks and the other one worships the enbalmed body of a dead commie? Do the PETards honestly think that God is going to honor such behavior? Jesus hates it when we worship either dead people or obviously made-up characters.