[Marshall]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

God told us long ago that George Carlin was going to burn in Hell! Carlin was a BLASPHEMER! Denial of God Almighty is an unforgivable sin and is 100% Hell worthy. Carlin was an unapologetic Athian and as such he is dangling from Satans loincloth RIGHT NOW.
2 days down, eternity to go.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Isn't it Gods job to say who is going to hell.

Yes, it is. And He gave us a book which tells us exactly who is going to Hell. Unbelievers are on that list!

God wants us to worry about our own relationships and not that of others.

Could you show us where the Bible says that, exactly? Thanks!

I would be afraid to say that he went to hell, because God told me not to judge others.

Could you show us where the Bible says not to judge others? Thanks!

You should feel sympathy for the family who lost the saved or unsaved father or grandfather or uncle or friend.

But you think we should not help the family or friends who are likewise Hellbound to learn from the example, so they do not meet the same fate?

Why do you hate George Carlin's friends, family, and fans? Why do you want them to go to Hell?

He made his own decisions in life. (good or bad?) that is none of my business.

If you're a Christian, it is certainly your business to help people find their way to Jesus and understand how they are instead headed directly to an eternity of torture in the Hell God has created for them!!

If your mother or father or child or sibling die today unsaved would you be on here tomorrow pointing out his faults? (I don't think so)

Absolutely! My brother died an unsaved, AIDS-ridden queer, and is now suffering even more in the flames of Hell than he did in years at the hospital. Why would I NOT use his example to help others avoid that fate?

think next time about what opinion you want to share with the world on the world wide web. Maybe one of his family members will see, will you feel bad then, or still say (thank God for removing such a man from our christian nation.) Doesn't sound very christian anymore does it?

No, you don't sound very Christian at all. You want George Carlin's friends and family to join him in Hell, we want them to be Saved(c) and join us spending eternity praising Jesus in Heaven!!

Why do you hate George Carlin's friends and family so?

[snottyduck]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Let's see, what do we already have in Hell; we have the musicians, Goths, witches, gameproducers, moviemakers, a whole bunch of other fun stuff and oh, Comedians. Seems like Hell is the fun place, Heaven on the other hand must be a boring place as all the good stuff is send to Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Let's see, what do we already have in Hell; we have the musicians, Goths, witches, gameproducers, moviemakers, a whole bunch of other fun stuff and oh, Comedians. Seems like Hell is the fun place, Heaven on the other hand must be a boring place as all the good stuff is send to Hell.

If you think eternal damnation is going to be a "fun" place, then you really should take a look at THIS. I can promise you that it won't be any fun at all for you God mockers. Not at all.

Did you know that the communist Jesus mocker John Lennin has been actually seen in hell?

We were in a horn-shaped tunnel, and we stared to see shadows, demons and figures that moved from one place to another. We kept going deeper and deeper down. In just a matter of seconds, we felt an emptiness and a great fear.

We then arrived at some caverns; at some horrible doors, like a labyrinth. We didn't want to go inside. We noticed a terrible smell and a heat that choked us. Once we entered, we saw terrible things, frightful images. The entire place was engulfed in flames; and in the middle of these flames, there were bodies of thousands of people. They were suffering in great torment. The sight was so horrifying, we didn't want to see what was shown to us.

The place was divided into different sections of torment and suffering. One of the first sections that the Lord allowed us to see was the "Valley of the Cauldrons" as we called it. There were millions of cauldrons. The cauldrons were inlaid at the level of the ground; each of them was burning with lava inside. Inside each one was the soul of a person who had died and gone to hell.

As soon as those souls saw the Lord, they started to shout and screamed, "Lord, have mercy on us! Lord give me a chance to get out of this place! Lord, take me out and I will tell the world that this place is real!" But the Lord didn't even look at them. There were millions of men, women and young people in that place. We also saw homosexuals and drunkards in torment. We saw all of these people shouting in such great torment.

It shocked us to see how their bodies were destroyed. Worms were coming in and out of their empty eye sockets, mouths, and ears; and were penetrating the skin all through their bodies. This fulfills the word of God written in the book of Isaiah 66:24 "They shall go forth; they shall gaze upon the dead bodies of those who have rebelled against Me; for their worm shall not die, nor shall their fire be quenched; they shall be an abhorrence to all mankind." Also in Mark 9:44,"Where their worm never ceases and the fire is not put out." We were just horrified at what we were watching. We saw flames about 9 to 12 feet high. Within each flame, there was the soul of a person that has died and went to hell.

The Lord allowed us to see a man who was inside of one of the cauldrons. He was upside down and the flesh on his face was falling in pieces. He remained watching the Lord intently; and then started to shout and call on the name of Jesus. He said, "Lord have mercy! Lord give me a chance! Lord take me out of this place!" But the Lord Jesus didn't want to look at him. Jesus simply turned his back on him. When Jesus did this, the man started to curse and blaspheme the Lord. This man was John Lennon, the member of the satanic music group "The Beatles." John Lennon was a man who mocked and made fun of the Lord during his life. He said that the Christianity was going to disappear and Jesus Christ would be forgotten by everyone. However, today this man is in hell and Jesus Christ is alive!! Christianity hasn't disappeared either.

As we started to walk on the edges of that place, the souls extended their hands to us and begged for mercy. They asked Jesus to take them out of there, but the Lord would never even look at them.

That race traitor and communist doesn't think he's so clever now, as you can see. Unless you want the same treatment, FOREVER and EVER, then I suggest you take off that ridiculous rubber mask, stop mocking God and start studying His Holy Word. Now, right this minute!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Misfiring synapses of a person whose brain is suddenly deprived of oxygen and hallucinations of teenagers do not constitute proof of hell or any particular person's residence there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Misfiring synapses of a person whose brain is suddenly deprived of oxygen and hallucinations of teenagers do not constitute proof of hell or any particular person's residence there.

And the endless droning on and on of a fat, ugly perverted witch doesn't prove anything to the contrary.

The only thing that counts is God's Holy Word. Read it and you too will KNOW God. Glory!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Wait, better than Eddie Murphy? Carrot Top? Richard Pryor? Roseanne?!

Oh, yes. I see your point.

Maybe the 21st century will produce someone funny!

Compared to this guy, there can be no better!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12443

[snottyduck]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

If hell is anything like you describe Pastor then I'm sure will having a good time there, it will be Doom 3 all over again. Makes me wonder, why should anyone who is in hell be afraid, you can't die because hey, you are already death and pain is a physical reaction of your nerve-endings. So if you leave your body here on earth (like we usually do) then there is no body to receive the pain. It sounds all a little like a fraud to me, after all, if you don't have anything to make people afraid there would be no religion that can actually survive. We all know that most religions are based on fear.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

You are dead wrong. Don't you know that after you become a True Christian™ you don't sin? Quit trying to invade God's favourite church with false teachings. No wonder you call yourself unsaved trash.


1John 3:7
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1. [8] He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
2. [9] Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

I don't sin and neither does any other True Christian™ here in this Godly Landover Church.

Neither are we hypocrits for Jesus says:

Matt 24:
[51] And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.


I suggest you change your thinking and check with a Landover pastor on how to become a True Christian™.

In the loving arms of Jesus,
Jaw

More sinful presumption, JawOfAJackAss?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Makes me wonder, why should anyone who is in hell be afraid, you can't die because hey, you are already death and pain is a physical reaction of your nerve-endings. So if you leave your body here on earth (like we usually do) then there is no body to receive the pain.

Present your evidence that the soul can't also experience pain.

More sinful presumption, JawOfAJackAss?

If you want to debate a True Christian™, then cite book, chapter, and verse from the Bible, not the made-up doctrines of Rome. We True Christians™ do not believe whatever an authority figure tells us to believe.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Present your evidence that the soul can't also experience pain.

If you want to debate a True Christian™, then cite book, chapter, and verse from the Bible, not the made-up doctrines of Rome. We True Christians™ do not believe whatever an authority figure tells us to believe.

OK...Who decided which books would be part of the Bible in the early first century?

The CATHOLIC CHURCH! We put together the Bible, and chose which books would and would not be in it...Without us, you wouldn't HAVE the Bible.

So the Bible came from the Church, not the other way around? (If it was, can you explain why the word "Bible" is nowhere in the Bible?)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

OK...Who decided which books would be part of the Bible in the early first century?

Not all of the books of the Bible were even written in the early first century. Even your own Romanist sources admit as much.

(If it was, can you explain why the word "Bible" is nowhere in the Bible?)

What a desperate argument. The words "Scripture" and "Scriptures" appear over and over again.

P.S. I see that you've ducked yet another Bible question. Huge surprise there.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

Not all of the books of the Bible were even written in the early first century. Even your own Romanist sources admit as much.

Oops, I made a typo...I meant to say "first millennium".

What a desperate argument. The words "Scripture" and "Scriptures" appear over and over again.

Well, can you also tell me the one place in the Bible where the term "faith alone" is mentioned?

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

More sinful presumption, JawOfAJackAss?

A wine slugging, pedophilic wafer salesman is telling God's Favourite Church what to believe. I think I'm going to vomit. Much like Jesus is going to do with the catlick hairball church.


Rev 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jesus Strikes George Carlin Down to Hell!

It sounds all a little like a fraud to me, after all, if you don't have anything to make people afraid there would be no religion that can actually survive. We all know that most religions are based on fear.

That's an excellent point, S. Duck. Most religions ARE based on fear. Let's have a look-see:

Islam: If you do not follow Moohamhead, you will have your head sawn off with a butterknife by towelheaded cretins. Then, Allah will torture you for eternity. If you DO follow Moohamhead and blow yourself up trying to kill off a few non-Islamofascists, you will be rewarded with 72 raisins in Bizarro Heaven.

Hinduism: If you aren't a "perfect" person, you will be "reincarnated" as something worse than your existing miserable life; perhaps a cockroach, or a dung beetle, or even a lawyer. Since your station in life is the result of your past lives and "divine justice", nobody will help you to better yourself. Therefore, you must accept your life and be a good little dung-hauling Untouchable if you want to be better off next time.

When you die, you have to do it all over again, for eternity, until you get it right. If you ever do get it right, then you cease to exist. Tempting, given the alternative.

Wicca: If you ever do anything bad at all, the Lord and Lady will hurl the same harm at you threefold. How nice, a cosmic judge and jury, passing sentence on every action you take!

Catholicism: If you do anything bad, you must pay in cash and blasphemous prayers to Mary, Queen of Demons, or you will go to "purgatory", where all the sins will be tortured out of your soul. Their Hell, for those worse than those in purgatory, has 9 levels, each progressively more horrible.

Oh, and if you tell Mommy and Daddy what the priest did after Sunday service, you'll have more than a sore bottom. The priest will make sure that Mary doesn't hear Mommy and Daddy's prayers, so they will go straight to Hell when they die, no matter how much money they cough up during their lifetimes!!

Now, for contrast, Christianity: If you love Jesus, He will love YOU, too, and you get to spend eternity in Heaven. Only those who reject Him or who continue to sin (a form of rejecting Him) are sent to Hell, since that's simply the only other place for souls to go. Heaven's a private club you have to willingly join, friend!

You're absolutely right, S. Duck. With the exception of Christianity, all major religions/cults are founded in fear, and are clearly fraudulent!