Smurf Abomination Eliminated!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Glory!

As shown in a video seen HERE, Jesus has finally destroyed the vile and perverse Smurfs!



That's right, after years of dozens of male Smurfs living with just one female, she gave birth to Baby Smurf, the bastard child of a thousand fornications. God responded by raining Judgment down upon the Smurf Village, exterminating the filthy creatures!

Praise Jesus for His Wisdom!

The only downside to this event is the perverse use of the video footage by UNICEF Belgium to raise funds promoting "peace"!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Smurf Abomination Eliminated!

Glory!

As shown in a video seen HERE, Jesus has finally destroyed the vile and perverse Smurfs!



That's right, after years of dozens of male Smurfs living with just one female, she gave birth to Baby Smurf, the bastard child of a thousand fornications. God responded by raining Judgment down upon the Smurf Village, exterminating the filthy creatures!

Praise Jesus for His Wisdom!

The only downside to this event is the perverse use of the video footage by UNICEF Belgium to raise funds promoting "peace"!

You do realize that Smurfs aren't real, don't you?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Smurf Abomination Eliminated!

You do realize that Smurfs aren't real, don't you?

You do realize the Smurfs are depraved, hell bound sinners, don't you? Being imaginary isn't going to save you from judgment anymore it saved Murphy Brown.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Smurf Abomination Eliminated!

You do realize that Smurfs aren't real, don't you?

Well, not anymore!!