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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #31
    Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

    Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
    ...And I'm not an Atheist. I'm and Animist.
    Don't capitalize atheist (or animist), unless it's the first word of a sentence or part of a group name (like American Atheists). It's not a proper noun.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #32
      Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

      Originally posted by PhoenixDragonAria View Post
      Did she see you as a threat? Obviously not. You missed the point there sir.
      So your point is... animals have souls because they respond instinctively to environmental factors, and also you can see it in their eyeballs which are somehow distinct from being purely biological eyeball.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10272

        #33
        Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

        Satan is the great deceiver.

        He may come in a beautiful form, appealing form, in a form that seduces us to pity and false goodness. This is the case of many furballs. They look innocent and cuddly. That is the way of Satan. TEMPTATION.

        1 Timothy 6:9
        But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.

        Pets and visually cute animals tempt us into secondary tasks, 'protecting' soulless lesser creatures instead of concentrating on Godly missions.

        When there are no souls to win, the task is futile. That is the way with animals. You have to be able to repent your wrongdoings to be baptized (Acts 8:12-13). You have to be able to understand the Mighty Presence of God to make amends from your SINS to gain salvation.



        Animals are like infants, toddlers, schoolchildren and teenagers. They are unable to repent. They only exhibit stereotypical responses to avoid punishment and physical discomfort. In the best of our children this can eventually lead to a spiritual life, repentance and SALVATION. Animals are similar to most of the children, hopeless cases. In the animals' case, hopeless from Creation.

        But they are also cute and nice. So what!?

        GOD IS NOT CUTE NOR NICE!!

        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

        Satan, however, can be cute and nice. Look at this pussycat.



        Remember this:
        Matthew 26:41
        Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.


        The Bible is a guide, a tool, it's the screwdriver that can unattach the gold casing of Satan to show his true form.



        It's up to us to choose the TRUTH of God, initially sometimes for fluffy hairballs cruel or ugly, not cute, but in the end at The End of Times the ONLY WAY TO SALVATION.

        As for the anteater, it's only a sorry sodomist ready to probe you with its tongue anywhere, anyplace. Not worth any effort except target practice.




        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #34
          Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

          An animist? And just when I thought atheists couldn't sink any lower into the pool of depravity!

          Exodus 22:19 Whosoeuer lieth with a beast, shall surely be put to death.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #35
            Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

            Animals cute and cuddly - or lust crazed monsters who will destroy and destroy your property just to sate their appetites?

            http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/natur...occupants-car/

            An elephant in Pilanesburg National Park in South Africa used a small car apparently to scratch an itch while terrifying the passengers inside.

            The elephant rubbed against and sat on the roof and hood of the VW Polo, extensively denting the vehicle, smashing out all the windows, blowing out all four tires, and breaking the chassis, according to Armand Grobler’s account in the U.K. Mirror.
            The evidence is clear - they are homicide perverts!
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #36
              Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

              All animals should be controlled until the time appointed for their butchery. This Russian farmer has it figured out.



              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Attila's Wife
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2013
                • 1941

                #37
                Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                All animals should be controlled until the time appointed for their butchery.
                Compare and contrast Brother President Vladimir's casual, relaxed control of the vicious leopard with Barack Obama's nervous look as he holds a pathetic woolly little poodle.

                2 Timothy 3:16

                All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                • Des
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 2718

                  #38
                  Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Animals cute and cuddly - or lust crazed monsters who will destroy and destroy your property just to sate their appetites?

                  http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/natur...occupants-car/

                  The evidence is clear - they are homicide perverts!
                  Scratching an itch my blessed white backside! That filthy beast was quite obviously trying to copulate with that Volkswagen.

                  This is the natural extension of allowing gays to marry, people. We'll be seeing more of this as well as turkeys on lawnmowers, blacks on chickens, cows on turnips, blacks on telephone booths, pigs on fax machines, blacks on unsuspecting white people, sugar gliders on Egyptian cotton sheets, and blacks on obese slanteyes in furry cosplay outfits. In other words, sheer anarchy and the collapse of civilization.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Elmer G. White
                    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                     
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 10272

                    #39
                    Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

                    Brethren,

                    A new unexpected weapon in our fight against these hirsute homerbeasts! This proves that the forces of Satan can best be fought by setting them against one another.

                    Here's some promising news from Croakasia, one of the Soviet States:

                    Fisherman Igor Vorozhbitsyn is lucky to be alive - after his Justin Bieber ringtone went off while he was being attacked by a bear.

                    Igor, 42, thought he was a goner when the brown bear pounced on him as he was walking to a favourite fishing spot in northern Russia's Yakutia Republic.

                    But as the bear began to claw at him, Igor's mobile went off and the beast turned tail and fled back into the forest.

                    Wildlife experts believe the ringtone - according to local media the singer's hit 'Baby' - must have startled the bear into halting its attack.

                    "Sometimes a sharp shock can stop an angry bear in its tracks and that ringtone would be a very unexpected sound for a bear," explained one.
                    Evidently, the noises of Justin Beaver split the braincase of this bear and, thus, a minion of Satan defeated another!

                    Here's a picture of one of the three, but I'm not certain which one, as the language of the Croakaitians is not American.



                    I incedentally located the travesty of a song called 'Baby' by Beaver and it split my head, too.

                    Still, this proves that the task of True Christians™ against Satan is less formidable than we expected! The demonic forces are useless and easily lured to attack each other!

                    Matthew 12:26
                    And if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?


                    Christ is the King. Take that, hairy Beasts!



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer

                    Edit: I can't stop wondering why a robust adult Russian man would have a ringtone by Beaver! I think it proves that Godly Mr. Putin still has some work to do fighting against the local homerswarms.
                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900

                      #40
                      Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

                      Pet ownership is one of dominance and setting boundaries.
                      This is my new puppy Daffodil that I have had for about a month, I found her emaciated and alone wandering the streets of Chicago as I drove through that city. I couldn't leave this pup to her own devices so I took her in. So far our integration to our master/ pet status is she only eats out of her bowl and I don't take her toys away. I do believe things will really progress as soon as she calms down a bit and I am able to unlock her chain to begin leash training. It's amazing how her energy returned with regular feeding!


                      Puppy needs a bath too!
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                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #41
                        Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

                        The papists up in Minnesota like to rassle pigs. But the secular PETA witches want it to be stopped by Obama's thugs!

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Des
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 2718

                          #42
                          Re: When it comes to cute furry animals: Remember it is us OR them!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The papists up in Minnesota like to rassle pigs. But the secular PETA witches want it to be stopped by Obama's thugs!

                          I don't know who to back in this one, the boy buggering boar brawlers, or the Satanic socialist Sapphic sorceresses.
                          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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