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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #1

    Weekly Classified Ads

    Worthington Enterprises, Inc. has immediate openings for an Accounting Professionals to replace our former staff in our Freehold headquarters. A BS degree in accounting required. Duties include supervision and review of accounting processes and staff, preparation of complex financial reports, cyphering secret code, memorizing testimony, and organizing subpoenas. Smoke-free workplace, casual Fridays, competitive compensation package, and excellent benefits. No Jews, Negroes, Spics or women. Call (515) 282-8105 or email hr@worthingtonindustries.com.

    Worthington Enterprises, Inc. seeks a full time Experienced Taxidermist for our Freehold headquarters. Must have tools, an iron will, and three years of experience. Duties include supervision of maintenance staff, operation of crematorium, excavation, pouring cement, cyphering secret code, organizing subpoenas and other duties as assigned. Smoke-free workplace, casual Fridays, competitive compensation package, and excellent benefits. No Jews, Negroes, Spics or women. Call (515) 282-8105 or email hr@worthingtonindustries.com.

    Toastmaster Toaster Oven Model 328- $25 Almost new. 120V. Has several cooking trays, includes rack, holder. Great for students and dorms. Needs to go urgently for $25 OBO. Call (515) 282-8105 and ask for Monty.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Weekly Classified Ads

    FOR SALE: Used Wood Chipper: Patriot Model CSV-2540H Gas Wood Chipper Shredder. Only one month old two 90 day warranty still goodSome slight rust stains but otherwise clean as if new. $125 USD, . I don't like the paint color and want to get rid of it fast I am willing to take the markdown. Contact BJTabor@LandoverBapsit.Org.

    NOTE: Buyer MUST live outside the state of Iowa.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Weekly Classified Ads

      Brother Monty, has that "slightly used" Microwave Oven been snapped up yet? The one where, after the Sister gave Birth and then began hearing voices from Jesus and ...... well, you know

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      • Mister Brasil
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 518

        #4
        Re: Weekly Classified Ads

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Brother Monty, has that "slightly used" Microwave Oven been snapped up yet? The one where, after the Sister gave Birth and then began hearing voices from Jesus and ...... well, you know
        It finally made it's way out of the evidence closet?!? I guess the police couldn't take the smell any more.
        Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Weekly Classified Ads

          I have some free stuff. Can I offer it here?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Bob4God
            Moderator
            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
            Hands folded for Jesus
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 5274

            #6
            Re: Weekly Classified Ads

            Seeking sturdy young men to help me disperse Chick Tracts in and around Corn Null, Kansas. Applicants should expect hours of sweaty, satisfying work for the LORD! Please contact bob_for_god@hotmail.com
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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Weekly Classified Ads

              Isaac Peters Jr. Realty has an immediate opening for a Realtor. In addition to the relevant license and experience, the candidate must be a people person who can understand clients' needs and wants and steer them toward properties that are appropriate for them and away from properties in communities that do not suit their needs. Send résumé to Isaac Peters Jr. Realty, PO Box 88, Freehold IA 50442-0088.
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