[Bob4God]

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Well, I do have a few items that are suitable for women, but I am afraid the .357 is not one of them. I don't sell anything that potent to women, as it is downright dangerous in their dainty hands. You know how it is, they get to yapping on and on about the latest gossip and before you know it, they've discharged it into somebody's hind end!

For the ladies I would recommend a .22 pistol, like this little dandy that I like to call the Lil' Pinky:



Small enough to fit in your average woman's purse, the Lil' Pinky is very popular, and it is easy to locate amongst all the garbage they stuff down in their bags. Safe, quiet and easy to handle, the .22 is a woman's gun!

(Please note that all women are required to provide proof of permission from their husbands/fathers/pastor before purchasing any firearms.)

[GLORYless troll]

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(Please note that all women are required to provide proof of permission from their husbands/fathers/pastor before purchasing any firearms.)

So women need to provide proof their men want them armed? It's the second amendment. If a woman marries a liberal husband, who decides on a liberal pastor, then you have an entire family without any means to defend itself! If a woman's husband isn't manly enough to defend her, God claims that she shouldn't divorce him, but that doesn't stop her from defending herself and her children. (And probably, quite grudgingly, him.)

[Bobby-Joe]

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So women need to provide proof their men want them armed? It's the second amendment. If a woman marries a liberal husband, who decides on a liberal pastor, then you have an entire family without any means to defend itself! If a woman's husband isn't manly enough to defend her, God claims that she shouldn't divorce him, but that doesn't stop her from defending herself and her children. (And probably, quite grudgingly, him.)

What does this have to do with whom does Bob4God decide to do business with? The man has the right of free association.

[GLORYless troll]

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What does this have to do with whom does Bob4God decide to do business with? The man has the right of free association.

Just saying that perhaps he should consider the fact that maybe there are extenuating circumstances? I am a personal believer that everyone with the ability to think rationally (which excludes most of the people on this forum,) should be armed.

[Sgt.Kelso]

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Hi Bob,

I'm new to Landover. I was wondering if you carried incendiary ammunition in 7.62mm caliber. If so, I like to order 2500 rounds, if possible.

I have a couple of ant hills in my backyard to take care of.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Just saying that perhaps he should consider the fact that maybe there are extenuating circumstances? I am a personal believer that everyone with the ability to think rationally (which excludes most of the people on this forum,) should be armed.

That flies in the face of God's Divine Plan.

Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered. - Proverbs 28:26

[GLORYless troll]

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Pastor, I'd like to point out that defending yourself when possible, isn't always a breach of Gods' plan. If a homosexual wanted to have intercourse with you, and forced himself on you, wouldn't you want to defend yourself? And you seem to have no problem with the guy advertising weapons on this site. So you think the Holy Bible should be quoted when convenient, and forgotten when advertising PDWs?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Pastor, I'd like to point out that defending yourself when possible, isn't always a breach of Gods' plan. If a homosexual wanted to have intercourse with you, and forced himself on you, wouldn't you want to defend yourself? And you seem to have no problem with the guy advertising weapons on this site. So you think the Holy Bible should be quoted when convenient, and forgotten when advertising PDWs?

What does a Christian man defending himself against homosexual rape have to do with selling girls guns? We have the safety of the women to consider.

[GLORYless troll]

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What it has to do with it is that every family should have a right to protection, and I think women should be able to protect their children if the husband is incompetent. And it's the same thing, a man defending himself from rape is just as real a threat as a woman. The Bible verse about women screaming out when being raped. What's better than a 30.06? Not that people should be walking around with cannons like that, but still.

And I'm sorry I'm so slow to rebuke your horrid logic, but I have a posting cooldown.

[Bob4God]

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What it has to do with it is that every family should have a right to protection, and I think women should be able to protect their children if the husband is incompetent. And it's the same thing, a man defending himself from rape is just as real a threat as a woman. The Bible verse about women screaming out when being raped. What's better than a 30.06? Not that people should be walking around with cannons like that, but still.

And I'm sorry I'm so slow to rebuke your horrid logic, but I have a posting cooldown.

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of twisted world you're living in. So women should just be free to carry guns? Can I ask you a question? Have you ever seen a woman drive? Would you honestly feel comfortable knowing any one of these demolition derby dames could have a gun stuffed up her skirt? If they handle guns the way they handle their husbands' expensive cars, I should say not!

[Bob4God]

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[HTannor]

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A very nice selection, Brother Bob.

It was good to see all the units are quite luxurious and that a man can stay nicely dressed while waiting out the catastrophe Hillary has planned for us.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear Brother Bob:

Please check your business e-mail regarding an order that several of my neighbors and I should like to place. We've amended the protective covenant of the Gibeah Hill Homeowners' Association to permit construction of your fallout shelters by owners of lots above a certain size (and I praise God's glorious name that my lot qualifies).

[Bob4God]

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Some timely and important viewing material for True Americans everywhere!

[HTannor]

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Timely advice, Brother Bob, to be prepared for the commie and mudslime menace out there.

Yet another reason to strongly consider one of your BOMB PROOF shelters.