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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

    GLORY! In case anyone out there doubts that Jesus acts as our shield, THIS story will give you the slap in the face you deserve! Even the secular drive-by media had to admit that God Loves Baptists above all others!

    Police: Ill. pastor deflected gunshot with Bible

    MARYVILLE, Ill. – Illinois State Police say the pastor gunned down at a church in a St. Louis suburb used a Bible to deflect the first of four rounds fired during his Sunday sermon.

    State Police Director Larry Trent says the Bible exploded, producing what appeared to be confetti.

    Trent says about 150 people in attendance initially believed the episode was a skit being performed as part of the service at First Baptist Church in Maryville.

    Trent says only one of the four rounds fired from the .45 caliber handgun struck and killed 45-year-old pastor Fred Winters.

    Two congregants and the gunman suffered stab wounds while the gunman was wrestled to the floor after his gun jammed.

    Trent says no one at the church recognized the gunman.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

    Everyone knows it's safer to carry a Bible, and this story proves it. It would obviously be even safer to carry more than one Bible.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #3
      Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

      The other bullet must have hit him because he failed to thank God in time.

      Galatians 6:7
      Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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      • Larry Lee
        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
        True Christian™ Theologian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 4464

        #4
        Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

        I, myself, have never doubted the power of God's Holy Word...

        Still, what bothers me about this incident is that it occured on the same day as Obama decreed that the US would henceforth conduct wierd science on living, breathing HUMAN stem cells -- On that very day, a progressive/liberal psycho walked down the aisle of one of our God's megachurches and attacked the KJV and the pastor. Coincidence? Not likely.
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        • Palmer C. Eldrich
          Unsaved trash
          Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
           
          • Mar 2008
          • 349

          #5
          Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

          I don't know why they don't make body armor out of Bibles.
          Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            I, myself, have never doubted the power of God's Holy Word...

            Still, what bothers me about this incident is that it occured on the same day as Obama decreed that the US would henceforth conduct wierd science on living, breathing HUMAN stem cells -- On that very day, a progressive/liberal psycho walked down the aisle of one of our God's megachurches and attacked the KJV and the pastor. Coincidence? Not likely.
            Godly point Brother Larry, clearly the pogroms against the Christian majority have begun. PRAISE Jesus He led us to Freehold all those years ago that we may be safe in this time of Tribulation. We have intelligence that gangs of gays are roaming the countryside with lists of Christian pastors to "stick it to". As horrible as it sounds our own Pastor Zeke is at the top of this but has shown fine Christian courage tell me personally he is will to take them all on at once.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Larry Lee
              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
              True Christian™ Theologian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 4464

              #7
              Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Godly point Brother Larry, clearly the pogroms against the Christian majority have begun. PRAISE Jesus He led us to Freehold all those years ago that we may be safe in this time of Tribulation. We have intelligence that gangs of gays are roaming the countryside with lists of Christian pastors to "stick it to". As horrible as it sounds our own Pastor Zeke is at the top of this but has shown fine Christian courage tell me personally he is will to take them all on at once.
              I doubt those gays can imagine the surprises that Pastor Zeke has in store for them. Talk about harvesting stem cells!
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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #8
                Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                I doubt those gays can imagine the surprises that Pastor Zeke has in store for them. Talk about harvesting stem cells!
                Are you sure you spelled that correctly ?


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                  Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                  I doubt those gays can imagine the surprises that Pastor Zeke has in store for them. Talk about harvesting stem cells!
                  Verily Brother, as Pastor Zeke says "no one man is so filled with The Lord's Endless Love that that man doesn't have room for more".

                  GLORY!

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                    My husband, Mr. Whitford, has been so moved by this story that he has purchased a small publishing house and will be printing steel-covered King James Bibles.
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
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                    • ChristianInNC
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 247

                      #11
                      Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      My husband, Mr. Whitford, has been so moved by this story that he has purchased a small publishing house and will be printing steel-covered King James Bibles.

                      Praise! Is the waiting list long?
                      Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                        Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
                        Praise! Is the waiting list long?
                        Don't worry. Mr. Whitford plans on printing enough to have several copies in every store in Freehold on the day of release.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • ChristianInNC
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 247

                          #13
                          Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          Don't worry. Mr. Whitford plans on printing enough to have several copies in every store in Freehold on the day of release.

                          Shout Glory! Keep us posted!!
                          Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                            I'm hoping you have a special edition version with gold plated cover like this one:
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • ChristianInNC
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 247

                              #15
                              Re: Pastor Deflects Bullets With KJV Bible!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              I'm hoping you have a special edition version with gold plated cover like this one:
                              Well, that's a great theory - but - the one in the picture comes only in "New Testament" form OR you can get the "Catlick Prayer Book."

                              Papist swine, the lot of them!
                              Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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