CEO Jesus

[H. Montague Worthington]

If Jesus were around today, I am sure that he would be a very successful CEO of a major corporation.



He had the leadership and motivational abilities combined with a futuristic vision that would allow him to build a highly successful business from scratch, and eventually cash in by taking it public. Then He would utterly destroy his competition by offshoring jobs, outsourcing everything possible, slashing benefits, bullying suppliers into sweetheart kickback deals, contracting hits against key personnel of his competetors, creating shadow corporations as tax shelters, and smuggling in truckloads illegals to do all the dangerous and dirty work.



GLORY!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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To think every day in boardrooms across America Godly Christians are doing WWJD. It truly gladdens the heart to see the teachings of Christ at work in the world.

[OnYourKnees]

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Are you saying that Dick Cheney is Jesus?!

[TwinkBoy]

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Jesus as a CEO? Now THAT is FUNNY! But, then again, oh yeah I can see it! I mean afterall isn't Christianity about MONEY and POWER today and very LITTLE about what JC actually taught? Personally, I think all churches should be taxed by the government and required to make public annually their financial records! Can someone say "SCAM" or "CON JOB" loves????

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus as a CEO? Now THAT is FUNNY! But, then again, oh yeah I can see it! I mean afterall isn't Christianity about MONEY and POWER today and very LITTLE about what JC actually taught? Personally, I think all churches should be taxed by the government and required to make public annually their financial records! Can someone say "SCAM" or "CON JOB" loves????

Friend,

What makes you think those CEOs aren't doing what our Savior wants?

[TwinkBoy]

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Friend,

What makes you think those CEOs aren't doing what our Savior wants?

Well let's begin with the fact that they are usually RIPPING off the general public! Then let's turn to the SUBSTANDARD garbage they sell and market for high prices but actually isn't worth TWO CENTS! They're NOT doing what Jesus wants! They are doing what their own GREED WANTS!! Oh, and need I mention that the US Congress no longer represents the PEOPLE but instead only represents BIG MONEY CORPORATE AMERICA! I DON'T think that is what the writers of the Constitution had in mind!!

Jesus as a CEO is enough, frankly, to make me PUKE! I thought that the deal was that God created you in his own image. However, it appears to me that it is YOU TC's that are trying DESPERATELY to create god in YOUR own images! Now THAT really is an ABOMINATION!!

[OnYourKnees]

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Well let's begin with the fact that they are usually RIPPING off the general public! Then let's turn to the SUBSTANDARD garbage they sell and market for high prices but actually isn't worth TWO CENTS! They're NOT doing what Jesus wants! They are doing what their own GREED WANTS!! Oh, and need I mention that the US Congress no longer represents the PEOPLE but instead only represents BIG MONEY CORPORATE AMERICA! I DON'T think that is what the writers of the Constitution had in mind!!

Jesus as a CEO is enough, frankly, to make me PUKE! I thought that the deal was that God created you in his own image. However, it appears to me that it is YOU TC's that are trying DESPERATELY to create god in YOUR own images! Now THAT really is an ABOMINATION!!

I thought you LIKED Steve Jobs.

He likes you!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well let's begin with the fact that they are usually RIPPING off the general public! Then let's turn to the SUBSTANDARD garbage they sell and market for high prices but actually isn't worth TWO CENTS! They're NOT doing what Jesus wants! They are doing what their own GREED WANTS!! Oh, and need I mention that the US Congress no longer represents the PEOPLE but instead only represents BIG MONEY CORPORATE AMERICA! I DON'T think that is what the writers of the Constitution had in mind!!

Jesus as a CEO is enough, frankly, to make me PUKE! I thought that the deal was that God created you in his own image. However, it appears to me that it is YOU TC's that are trying DESPERATELY to create god in YOUR own images! Now THAT really is an ABOMINATION!!

The general public is a bunch of unsaved trash, Jesus wants them ripped off! How else will then learn to love Him if they have no need to turn to Him. It's Jesus' tough love Twink!

Look at it this way; God is all powerful, if God didn't want those CEO doing that He would stop them. Right? But instead He rewards them. Clearly God approves of those CEOs.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Brother Worthington has performed a great service by sharing his insight into the ways of Our Savior and how He has made America the most powerful nation on earth.

I'm reminded of the technological offshoots of the billions spent on our space program and how their commercialization has contributed immeasurably to our great wealth. One has to look no further than recent headlines to find that the new NASA diaper will increase the productivity of every American by eliminating workplace bathroom breaks.

[TwinkBoy]

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The general public is a bunch of unsaved trash, Jesus wants them ripped off! How else will then learn to love Him if they have no need to turn to Him. It's Jesus' tough love Twink!

How can you possibly love ANYONE who rips you off? I don't call that "tough love" I call that PSYCHOTIC LOVE!!

Look at it this way; God is all powerful, if God didn't want those CEO doing that He would stop them. Right? But instead He rewards them. Clearly God approves of those CEOs. Hmm I bet God is just letting them sink themselves deeper and deeper into SIN!!

Brother Worthington has performed a great service by sharing his insight into the ways of Our Savior and how He has made America the most powerful nation on earth.

Ripping people off, lying, deceiving, and such are the ways of your God? Sounds more like tactics a TERRORIST would use rather than a REAL GOD!!

I'm reminded of the technological offshoots of the billions spent on our space program and how their commercialization has contributed immeasurably to our great wealth. One has to look no further than recent headlines to find that the new NASA diaper will increase the productivity of every American by eliminating workplace bathroom breaks.

Oh gee I can hardly wait! Adults dressed in baby diapers! What comes from NASA next? Adult passifiers?

JUSTIFY IT BROTHERS AND SISTER! Justify all the lying, stealing, and cheating and DO IT in the "name" of YOUR "Jesus"!! Have any of you ever read the list of SINS OF SODOM found in Ezekiel? NO I bet you haven't! If you had then you'd see America has gone down the SAME road and is GUILTY of the SAME SINS as was SODOM!!

Ezekiel 16:48-50 (KJV-1611):

48 As I live, saith the Lord GOD, Sodom thy sister hath not done, she nor her daughters, as thou hast done, thou and thy daughters. 49 Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. 50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.

Chow Pulpit Pounders!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How can you possibly love ANYONE who rips you off? I don't call that "tough love" I call that PSYCHOTIC LOVE!!


Chow Pulpit Pounders!!

What I call psychotic is you perverted sodomites who insist on special rights so that you can marry each other and molest children, when the Holy Bible clearly forbids such behavior. God could not have been more clear on this point. God does not mince words.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Take special note of the part of the verse that I highlighted in red. How psychotic do you have to be to ignore that admonition....that PROMISE from God?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Chow Pulpit Pounders!!

I won't even begin to answer your word salad rant point by point, TwitBoy. Godly American Capitalism has given Americans the highest standard of living of any human enterprise in the history of mankind. Even the lowest quintile of Americans live a life of luxury compared to the majority of human beings who have ever lived. The beneficent drug companies have cured most of the diseases that would have killed anyone adopting your perverted lifestyle a generation ago. And where is the godless communism now? It has been dispatched to the dustbin of history. Even the effete little socialist Europeon economies have double digit unemployment rates. Perhaps you would like to return to the serfdom of feudalism in the middle ages and play your little castle games there.

[Brother Temperance]

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I won't even begin to answer your word salad rant point by point, TwitBoy. Godly American Capitalism has given Americans the highest standard of living of any human enterprise in the history of mankind... The beneficent drug companies have cured most of the diseases that would have killed anyone adopting your perverted lifestyle a generation ago.

Yes, there's always a downside to anything, isn't there?

[OnYourKnees]

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Yes, there's always a downside to anything, isn't there?

Why do you think the brilliant, Godly CEOs had to create AIDS?

You'll note that people who follow every word of the Bible don't engage in any risky practices.

[TwinkBoy]

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So what are you proposing Zeke? That all gay people be rounded up like cattle and exterminated in the gas chambers? What do you care what other people do in their bedrooms? Why not pay attention to your own soul, love?

And as for American capitalism, agreed that it has given people a better lifestyle BUT AT WHAT COST? Contrary to what you all might think, Jesus IS NOT in the business of making you rich! Yet, that is EXACTLY what all you EVANGELICAL HOLY ROLLING CHRISTIANS seem to think as you count your bundles of cash while turning a BLIND eye and DEAF ear to people who are in need!

HA! HYPOCRITES!!