Skeeter Christianson seen at wingnut protest!

[Larry Lee]

This is terrible, but Landover's own Skeeter Christianson was seen rioting at one of those wingnut "protests" that were held over the weekend in Washington, DC. The evidence is pretty damning, as you can see.



Glendora, Elmer, where did we go wrong?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Skeeter Christianson seen at wingnut protest!

Oh, dear Lord! It must be one special cooter on two legs that convinced my Skeeter to betray his country for something less an o and r. Anyway, I'm sure once he gets what he's looking for, he'll be back to his usual ways.

[SUV]

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Oh my GOD, and once again the Dear Moran Family is being publicly disparaged!

Well even if they are Irishers and not all that bright, they are still Perfectly Good Tithers!!!

[Appelfap.]

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What are you going to do with him?

[Bobby-Joe]

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What are you going to do with him?

I suspect Mother Glendora will probably not spank Skeeter. We have been having some disturbing problems in Freehold with sons who get spanked by their mothers after a certain age. Satan puts some plain weird ideas in kid’s heads.

[Talitha]

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I suspect Mother Glendora will probably not spank Skeeter. We have been having some disturbing problems in Freehold with sons who get spanked by their mothers after a certain age. Satan puts some plain weird ideas in kid’s heads.

May I suggest a good Spanking carried out by one of our Godly Pastors.
I know you all have a firm right hand for Jesus©.

[Glendora Christianson]

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May I suggest a good Spanking carried out by one of our Godly Pastors.
I know you all have a firm right hand for Jesus©.

I do think this is a very good idea, Sister Talitha. I will ask one of our certified heterosexual pastors to perform the punishment for me. Thank you for the wonderful advice.

[Brother Temperance]

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I do think this is a very good idea, Sister Talitha. I will ask one of our certified heterosexual pastors to perform the punishment for me.

As if we have any other kind!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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At least Skeeter is sometimes concerned about the environment (as his sign shows here)...bless his precious heart. However, I'm not sure why, because we are living in the End Times™.

And, I'm so proud of his girlfriend Inez. Her home-schooling seems to be paying off. She spelled everything on her sign correctly! (of course she is holding that sign in support of our highly esteemed DICK Cheney)

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Skeeter Christianson seen at wingnut protest!

At least Skeeter is sometimes concerned about the environment (as his sign shows here)...bless his precious heart. However, I'm not sure why, because we are living in the End Times™.

And, I'm so proud of his girlfriend Inez. Her home-schooling seems to be paying off. She spelled everything on her sign correctly!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

While I am very pleased to see Inez expressing her support for our Godly Vice-President during these troubled times, I can't help worrying about Skeeter. He rides the bus? Public transport? Going on that hippy protest could be written off as youthful rebellion, but bus-riding is a communist step too far!

[Talitha]

Re: Skeeter Christianson seen at wingnut protest!

At least Skeeter is sometimes concerned about the environment (as his sign shows here)...bless his precious heart. However, I'm not sure why, because we are living in the End Times™.

And, I'm so proud of his girlfriend Inez. Her home-schooling seems to be paying off. She spelled everything on her sign correctly! (of course she is holding that sign in support of our highly esteemed DICK Cheney)

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

GLORY© Indeed Sister Thumper!!

All us nice True Christian™ Ladies Love dick!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Capitalize that Dick woman!


You wouldn't want JESUS to think you were talking about just any ol' dick he erected to life!


This is our beloved DICK CHENEY!!!

I think you better go see a Senior Pastor for short little grammar lesson!

[Talitha]

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Capitalize that Dick woman!
You wouldn't want JESUS to think you were talking about just any ol' dick he erected to life!
This is our beloved DICK CHENEY!!!
I think you better go see a Senior Pastor for short little grammar lesson!

Is that all you've got to concern you Brother Green?
Picking on a Widow-Woman's Grammar?
I also notice that you have not Capitalized your own DICK.

When you get to the level of Triple Platinum True Christian™ people round here may start taking more notice of you.

You should be out there reprimanding those Cannucks, Homers and Belgians who come here to pollute God's favourite Forum.

1 Timothy 5:3
Honour widows that are widows indeed.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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I didn't capitalize that dick because I wasn't talking about Dick Cheney. If it ain't our beloved American Dick, then it ain't worth to be capitalized.


But of course with you being a woman, it's understandable that you would need some explaining.


I'm just trying to get our good True ChristianTM ladies to show a good example to some of the other harlots who really pollute God's favourite forum!

[Daniel]

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I believe that Elmer and Glendora are wonderful parents who tried to raise Skeeter right. I think we should drag him back to Freehold and put him in the LBC psychiatric center. I don't mean to alarm you, Elmer and Glendora, but this might be what it takes. I mean, bus riding and all, that's just too far.