[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I hate "art"

You sick pervert! What is wrong with you? You have been assigned a HUGE bucketfull of infraction points for your deviant obsession with the "huge girth" of the Godly Pastors of this Church! You need to get your mind out of the gutter and get Jesus, fast!

Uhhhhh...BT dear?
I was referring to the girth of their waistband, not their tallywhacker.
And you say I have the sick mind.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hate "art"

Uhhhhh...BT dear?
I was referring to the girth of their waistband, not their tallywhacker.
And you say I have the sick mind.

Sorry, but your story doesn't hold water. You know full well that our pastorhood is comprised of highly-trained, extremely fit Manly Men. Why, I myself swim 5 miles each day in the olympic sized pool that Jesus has seen fit to provide. My rock-hard abs are well known. Pastor Pistle can bench press 1,000 pounds, just like Brother Pat Robertson.

To imply that our waistbands are anything other than the dimensions recommended by Jesus is a bald-faced lie, as is your pretense at a pornography-free mind. Your DOF file reveals that you use my photograph along with other pastors for vile, perverted purposes, without even washing your hands afterward. You make Jesus sick, harlot.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I hate "art"

Sorry, but your story doesn't hold water. You know full well that our pastorhood is comprised of highly-trained, extremely fit Manly Men. Why, I myself swim 5 miles each day in the olympic sized pool that Jesus has seen fit to provide. My rock-hard abs are well known. Pastor Pistle can bench press 1,000 pounds, just like Brother Pat Robertson.

But Pastor Al also said that 'god's preferred BMI is 37' which does imply a rotund waistband, my dear Zeke.

To imply that our waistbands are anything other than the dimensions recommended by Jesus is a bald-faced lie, as is your pretense at a pornography-free mind. Your DOF file reveals that you use my photograph along with other pastors for vile, perverted purposes, without even washing your hands afterward. You make Jesus sick, harlot.

Oh really? I'm the sick one? Is it me who sits for hours closely studying girl-on-girl action under the pretense of 'studying thine adversary', not to mention certain pink fluffy restraining devices not to mention the bear..................!

[Larry Lee]

Re: I hate "art"

Your DOF file reveals that you use my photograph along with other pastors for vile, perverted purposes, without even washing your hands afterward. You make Jesus sick, harlot.

uhmmm, Brother, this is somewhat awkward, but the Church secretary gave you Sister Sue Vera's file, by mistake, not Van Hellswain's -- Although I have no doubt that Van Hellswain is capable of equally vile unrighteousness, as that which you've described and which, it seems, Sue Vera practices daily, for extended periods of time, according to the file.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I hate "art"

uhmmm, Brother, this is somewhat awkward, but the Church secretary gave you Sister Sue Vera's file, by mistake, not Van Hellswain's -- Although I have no doubt that Van Hellswain is capable of equally vile unrighteousness, as that which you've described and which, it seems, Sue Vera practices daily, for extended periods of time, according to the file.

SEE????

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I hate "art"

SEE????

For crying out loud, would you quit it with the obscene use of smilies?

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: I hate "art"

That flag is a very accurate piece. Well done, kudos to the artist.

Right on, sister! I thought all the flags were pretty accurate.

[Axion]

Re: I hate "art"

I take offense to this topic.

At least I know, by being a digital artist, and a graphic designer, and owning my own design corporation, that I make more money than anyone else on this forum ... most of which I put back into my local community.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: I hate "art"

I take offense to this topic.

At least I know, by being a digital artist, and a graphic designer, and owning my own design corporation, that I make more money than anyone else on this forum ... most of which I put back into my local community.

Yes, a graphic designer who "makes money".

Counterfeiting is not something of which most people brag, Axion. It amounts to stealing from the government; since Godly GW Bush was put into the Presidency by God Himself, that means you're stealing from God!

And of course you put it back into your "local community". It's not like you can walk into a bank with a wad of counterfeit twenties and make a deposit, you first launder the money by buying a cheap item at the dollar store and paying with your fake bills.

We're not some bunch of witless bumpkins, Missy. We know the wicked ways of the world!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hate "art"

I take offense to this topic.

At least I know, by being a digital artist, and a graphic designer, and owning my own design corporation, that I make more money than anyone else on this forum ... most of which I put back into my local community.

Welcome to our Godly forum. I think you are making rather rash assumptions about the level of blessings that Jesus has bestowed upon True Christians™. Why Brother Monty alone could buy and sell you (quite literally), such is the level of his wealth. He, along with most of our Brethren, Tithe quite vigorously to Landover Baptist, the better to spread the word of Christ.

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith. Unsaved trash such as yourself cannot even dream of such riches.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

Your cottage business sounds charming. If the youth group needs any pamphlets printed up, we'll let you know.

[Larry Lee]

Re: I hate "art"

I take offense to this topic.

At least I know, by being a digital artist, and a graphic designer, and owning my own design corporation, that I make more money than anyone else on this forum ... most of which I put back into my local community.

So many claims, so little evidence, either in the form of a love offering to Jesus or a hyperlink to an example of your fabulous "work."

[Brother Samuel]

Re: I hate "art"

Father God created us from the dust of the earth (well, technically speaking He created men from the dust of the earth, and women he derived from men and all of that, but you see where I'm going with this). Father God is an Artist nonplussed! What He breathes life into is ALIVE! And the question I have is why can't the vile Satanists who call themselves artists learn from the Master? Do artists today create works that inspire our Praise and Thanksgiving? that deepen our awe of the Holy Sacrifice? that enrich our Love of Church and Family? Sadly, not, is the answer we too often witness, when visiting the museums and galleries in our major metropolitan areas. NOT TO MENTION THE ACCURSSED INTERNET!! Was there ever a more decadent platform for Satan to self-pleasure himself upon? Take, for example, the awful site I found today. Repugnant and without Christian merit .... But reminding me once again why, ohhhhh, I hate "art," as you do, too.

Reminds me of some of the disrepectful "Gothic/Emo/Screamo/Whatever-you-want-to-call-it/" garbage that the unsaved trash has on DeviantTard.com. It really is disappointing to see sinners try to measure up to God's ability to create.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: I hate "art"

Ooh. Someone should make a "post your art" thread. I got some awesome artwork!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I hate "art"

Ooh. Someone should make a "post your art" thread. I got some awesome artwork!

What makes you think we want to see your' anime furry drawings of your dragon-sunk woman hybrids? Frankly the posts of the unsaved give a disgusting enough insite into the mind of the unsaved, artwork is totally unnecessary.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: I hate "art"

I don't really draw in the manga style anymore. And I never drew "furries".