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    FOR SALE: One Lazy Male Nigra

    No Mo' Drivin' Miss Daisy

    For some reason Cletus Washington has decided that he no longer wants to drive me around town and to church since I lowered his wages to $1.75 an hour because of the slow economy.

    Please make an offer or a trade. He is a little old (55) but still in pretty good health and still able to take a beating.
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    Re: FOR SALE: One Lazy Male Nigra

    Does he come with work gloves?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: FOR SALE: One Lazy Male Nigra

      He drives? Oh, that's good!

      I've got three half-eskimo boys, not old enough to drive. They're used to hard work, though, and never complain. 13, 7 and 4. Let me know which one you're interested in and we can work out a trade.

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      • #4
        Re: FOR SALE: One Lazy Male Nigra

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        No Mo' Drivin' Miss Daisy

        For some reason Cletus Washington has decided that he no longer wants to drive me around town and to church since I lowered his wages to $1.75 an hour because of the slow economy.

        Please make an offer or a trade. He is a little old (55) but still in pretty good health and still able to take a beating.

        I've always found that chinks were more suitable for driving.

        Negroes just stink up the car.

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        • #5
          Re: FOR SALE: One Lazy Male Nigra

          What kind of field hand is he? I am getting ready to order seed for spring planting.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • #6
            Re: FOR SALE: One Lazy Male Nigra

            Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
            I've always found that chinks were more suitable for driving.

            Negroes just stink up the car.
            I'd like to say "Amen to that."

            There is something disagreeable about the way those people smell. Like rotten clay or something. Not pleasant.

            I suppose God cursed them with that smell at the same time He cursed them to be our servants, back in the day.

            Genesis 9:18-27

            And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.

            These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

            And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

            And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

            And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

            And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

            And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

            And he said, Cursed be Canaan; the lowest of slaves shall he be unto his brethren.

            And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

            God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: FOR SALE: One Lazy Male Nigra

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              No Mo' Drivin' Miss Daisy

              For some reason Cletus Washington has decided that he no longer wants to drive me around town and to church since I lowered his wages to $1.75 an hour because of the slow economy.

              Please make an offer or a trade. He is a little old (55) but still in pretty good health and still able to take a beating.
              This is interesting, Sister. We could well use some more test persons for the final stages of Project H. I will consult my superiors about this.
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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