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I refuse to believe that dinosaur was coloured bottle green. Surely telling kids that it was coloured more like elephant grey, or crocodile olive drab is far more accurate. And why isnt Jesus using a saddle?
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I refuse to believe that dinosaur was coloured bottle green. Surely telling kids that it was coloured more like elephant grey, or crocodile olive drab is far more accurate. And why isnt Jesus using a saddle?
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL -
Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs
Because he's Jesus, and he's perfect, and he won't fallOriginally posted by Guy View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ... -
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Damn right, he doesn't need a Saddle. Have some faith.Originally posted by minister noddy View PostBecause he's Jesus, and he's perfect, and he won't fallComment
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I appreciate you're trying to praise our Lord, Guy, but I don't like that picture. The bible didn't say Jesus rode on dinosaurs, therefore Jesus didn't ride on dinosaurs.sigpicComment
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Although I do beg pardon for correcting a man, however, I thought it seemed appropriate.sigpicComment
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So? He's Jesus, he can ride dinosaurs if he wants.Originally posted by Miss Maisie View PostComment
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Here is how I imagine Jesus getting to work in the morning.Attached FilesComment
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He obviously raised that little Dino from an Egg.
This really puts those Evil-utionists in their place
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Dinos and Jesus at the same time? How???Comment
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Considering that you believe that jesus existed about 2000 years ago and dinosaurs died out millions of years ago, and if you don't believe the fossil evidence, absolutely no historical records mention dinosaurs around the year zero BCE, and seeing as you believe in the bible literally, even it doesn't mention jeebuz riding dinos.
It clearly mentions in the bible that the biblical jesus rode asses.
So there.
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Why oh WHY do you have to try and ruin EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostConsidering that you believe that jesus existed about 2000 years ago and dinosaurs died out millions of years ago, and if you don't believe the fossil evidence, absolutely no historical records mention dinosaurs around the year zero BCE, and seeing as you believe in the bible literally, even it doesn't mention jeebuz riding dinos.
It clearly mentions in the bible that the biblical jesus rode asses.
So there.
JESUS can ride whatever HE damn well FEELS like!!!!!Comment
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Trinity Rachael, Jesus has always been around. He is the alpha and the omega as The Bible says. He was raising baby velocoraptures long before your ancestresses were roasting children.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostConsidering that you believe that jesus existed about 2000 years ago and dinosaurs died out millions of years ago, and if you don't believe the fossil evidence, absolutely no historical records mention dinosaurs around the year zero BCE, and seeing as you believe in the bible literally, even it doesn't mention jeebuz riding dinos.
It clearly mentions in the bible that the biblical jesus rode asses.
So there.
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Yes, and if you believe the bible, he felt like riding asses.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
Could you quote me chapter and verse on that?Trinity Rachael, Jesus has always been around. He is the alpha and the omega as The Bible says. He was raising babyvelocorapturesvelociraptors long before your ancestresses were roasting children.
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Impossibility aside, you have to admit seeing Jesus ride a Velociraptor would be pretty awesome. That or a Tyrannosaurus. Or pretty much any dinosaur for that matter. Except a Compsognathus...they're too small to ride.Comment
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