[Brother Temperance]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Could you quote me chapter and verse on that?

Have you noticed how the Bible contains virtually no information at all between Jesus overturning the moneychangers' table as a child and going into the desert as an adult? That's an awful lot of time for Him to spend riding dinosaurs. In fact, I'd say the really implausible thing would be if He went that many years without ever getting the urge to hop on a velociraptor's back.

[Homertard]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

JESUS can ride whatever HE damn well FEELS like!!!!!

And that doesn't make it true.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Have you noticed how the Bible contains virtually no information at all between Jesus overturning the moneychangers' table as a child and going into the desert as an adult? That's an awful lot of time for Him to spend riding dinosaurs. In fact, I'd say the really implausible thing would be if He went that many years without ever getting the urge to hop on a velociraptor's back.

I've heard a lot of speculation about those years of Christ's life but dino-wranging in some ranch off in the Jordanian desert fits in nicely.

For those of you like Rachael who demand to know why Jesus and dinosaurs can be contemporaries it has long been established that dragons were the ancients word for dinosaur and there are several accounts of Romans encountering dragons about Jesus’ life time.

[Talitha]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Of course, what we do know about the Fossils of these creatures was that they were actually planted in the rock by God just to fool Evil-lutionists and test the Faith of the not-so True Christians.

Looks like he fooled them good and proper

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Of course, what we do know about the Fossils of these creatures was that they were actually planted in the rock by God just to fool Evil-lutionists and test the Faith of the not-so True Christians.

I thought they were planted by SATAN?

But maybe you meant that God ALLOWED Satan to plant the fossils in order to test the faith of less-than-true-Christians?

[Talitha]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

I thought they were planted by SATAN?

But maybe you meant that God ALLOWED Satan to plant the fossils in order to test the faith of less-than-true-Christians?

You hit the nail on the head there Pastor.
God would have to give his permission first. Excuse me for being a muddle-headed female.
I shall go away and Pray for a while then go and get some target practice on a bunch of poor people.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

You hit the nail on the head there Pastor.
God would have to give his permission first. Excuse me for being a muddle-headed female.
I shall go away and Pray for a while then go and get some target practice on a bunch of poor people.

Pardon me, Sister, if I came on too harsh.

It's a pretty normal thing to confuse those two concepts - even among men. Take the story of David's census, which the Holy King James Bible includes twice:

2nd Samuel 24:1 And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.

1st Chron. 21:1 And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.

People, who are weak in faith, might assume that the author of the Bible is "a muddle-headed female", who can't tell God from Satan. However, we True Christians™ know that the story is a firsthand account, since it was written by God Himself.

In 2nd Samuel God "moves" David to number Israel, whereas in the parallel account in 1st Chronicles, God ALLOWS Satan to "provoke" David.

Same thing with the fake fossils. God is not the author of confusion, but He might allow SATAN to confound the monkey-worshipers.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

He obviously raised that little Dino from an Egg.

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This really puts those Evil-utionists in their place

Oh isn't this darling? Too bad it couldn't really have been like that, since Jesus lived 2,000 years ago, not 200,000,000 years ago.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Oh isn't this darling? Too bad it couldn't really have been like that, since Jesus lived 2,000 years ago, not 200,000,000 years ago.

I do hope Minister Noddly that you are not doubting the power of Christ. While you Angelicans are quite the false church even you guys belive in the Trinity.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

I do hope Minister Noddly that you are not doubting the power of Christ. While you Angelicans are quite the false church even you guys belive in the Trinity.

Yesssss of course, Bobby-Joe, sorry! I was thinking about Him being on earth as Jesus in the flesh.

God of all power, ruler of the Universe, you are worthy of glory and praise! At your command all things came to be: the vast expanse of interstellar space, galaxies, suns, the planets in their courses, and this fragile earth, our island home.

By your will they were created and have their being.

From the primal elements you brought forth the human race, and blessed us with memory, reason and skill. You made us the rulers of creation ...

(From the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer: Eucharistic Prayer C)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Yesssss of course, Bobby-Joe, sorry! I was thinking about Him being on earth as Jesus in the flesh.


(From the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer: Eucharistic Prayer C)

So since you accept Jesus is = God = Holy Spirit then why do you find it hard to accept if Jesus had a pet T-rex?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

So since you accept Jesus is = God = Holy Spirit then why do you find it hard to accept if Jesus had a pet T-rex?

Because the earthly man Jesus and dinos lived millions of years apart, that's why, Bobby-Joe. I accept evolution as science describes it today as absolute fact.

Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.

We know that the theory of gravity is a fact, and it is the same today with evolution. I am not talking about Darwinian theory in its original form, I am talking about the hypothesis as it is today, with advanced scientific knowledge to support it.

The Book of Genesis was written thousand of years ago, before science, therefore it is a metaphorical account of the creation. Creation is vastly more complicated than the story in Genesis; and it continues today. We are still in the creation, all living things are still evolving, very slowly.

There is the dimension of time; one cannot grasp the meaning of cosmological time! Even the thought of one million years is mind boggling.

God's days were billions of years long. The universe is at least 13.7 billion years old; there are mathematical and cosmological facts to back this up.

The age of dinosaurs was a couple hundred million years ago. Therefore Jesus as a man could not have walked with a T Rex. Even a couple thousand years earlier in the time of Noah, there would not have been dinos on the earth; the big dinos all died out millions of years earlier. Science knows all this as fact today.

And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.

God's days were billions of years long. The universe is at least 13.7 billion years old; there are mathematical and cosmological facts to back this up.

The age of dinosaurs was a couple hundred million years ago. Therefore Jesus as a man could not have walked with a T Rex. Even a couple thousand years earlier in the time of Noah, there would not have been dinos on the earth; the big dinos all died out millions of years earlier. Science knows all this as fact today.

And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.

How wrong you are! As if baptizing babies wasn't enough, now you want to spit in God's face and embrace unproven theories about monkeys being our uncles.

The false and unproven theory of evilution is nothing more than one of satan's cults, as can be seen HERE.

Even THIS teenaged boy does an excellent job of proving that satan created evilution. Praise Jesus!!

You are as hellbound as anyone I've ever encountered. You claim that we are monkeys who suddenly appeared out of nothing. you mock the Holy Bible by baptizing babies. You defend queers. You call yourself a minister and speak out in church like some Jane Fonda feminazi. How much deeper in sin can you be?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

How wrong you are! As if baptizing babies wasn't enough, now you want to spit in God's face and embrace unproven theories about monkeys being our uncles.

The false and unproven theory of evilution is nothing more than one of satan's cults, as can be seen HERE.

Even THIS teenaged boy does an excellent job of proving that satan created evilution. Praise Jesus!!

You are as hellbound as anyone I've ever encountered. You claim that we are monkeys who suddenly appeared out of nothing. you mock the Holy Bible by baptizing babies. You defend queers. You call yourself a minister and speak out in church like some Jane Fonda feminazi. How much deeper in sin can you be?

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I just had a look at your links Pastor Zeke, ooooh pleeeeeeeeeze

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

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I just had a look at your links Pastor Zeke, ooooh pleeeeeeeeeze

That kid is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Absolutely BRILLIANT! It warmed the cockles of my heart to see such a smart, compassionate, devote young man.

I hope you weren't being sarcastic Miss Noodles.

Lve, Sister Thumper