[Sister Noddy]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

That kid is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Absolutely BRILLIANT! It warmed the cockles of my heart to see such a smart, compassionate, devote young man.

I hope you weren't being sarcastic Miss Noodles.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Who, meeeeeeeeeee sarcastic, Sister?

Lve, noodle nods

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

That kid is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Absolutely BRILLIANT! It warmed the cockles of my heart to see such a smart, compassionate, devote young man.

I hope you weren't being sarcastic Miss Noodles.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Amen Sister! The lad had the Holy Spirit in his eyes, literally leapt out from the screen at me. It was indeed refreshing considering all the burdensome unsaved trash I have had to witness here recently.

Praise Godly Pastor Zeke for finding that video, and that child's parents for obviously home schooling him. If anything I might guess that he might have been an intern at one of the summer programs at Landover University.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Because the earthly man Jesus and dinos lived millions of years apart, that's why, Bobby-Joe. I accept evolution as science describes it today as absolute fact.

Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.

We know that the theory of gravity is a fact, and it is the same today with evolution. I am not talking about Darwinian theory in its original form, I am talking about the hypothesis as it is today, with advanced scientific knowledge to support it.

The Book of Genesis was written thousand of years ago, before science, therefore it is a metaphorical account of the creation. Creation is vastly more complicated than the story in Genesis; and it continues today. We are still in the creation, all living things are still evolving, very slowly.

There is the dimension of time; one cannot grasp the meaning of cosmological time! Even the thought of one million years is mind boggling.

God's days were billions of years long. The universe is at least 13.7 billion years old; there are mathematical and cosmological facts to back this up.

The age of dinosaurs was a couple hundred million years ago. Therefore Jesus as a man could not have walked with a T Rex. Even a couple thousand years earlier in the time of Noah, there would not have been dinos on the earth; the big dinos all died out millions of years earlier. Science knows all this as fact today.

And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.

Well said.

[Brother Temperance]

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I thought they were planted by SATAN?

But maybe you meant that God ALLOWED Satan to plant the fossils in order to test the faith of less-than-true-Christians?

If God can tell Abraham to kill his own son, just for a "mindpiffle" (as I believe today's young people call it), I see no reason why He can't plant fossils. After all, as Isaiah 45:7 tell us:
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
And I think we can all agree that fossils are definitely evil.

Because the earthly man Jesus and dinos lived millions of years apart, that's why, Bobby-Joe. I accept evolution as science describes it today as absolute fact.

Woah woah woah! What fresh heresy is this? You refuse to accept God's word as being absolutely true, but you accept Darwinista lies as absolute fact? What kind of an absolutist maniac are you?

Science theory is: an hypothesis that has so much proof to back it up that it is unlikely it will ever be discarded.

Yes, because no scientific theory has ever been discarded, has it?

We know that the theory of gravity is a fact, and it is the same today with evolution.

What, Newton's theory of gravity? Bwahahaha. It didn't last 500 years before that Joo Einstein invented moral relativity and tossed it into the trash. In contrast, God's Holy Word is still as perfect today as the day it was written. If the scientists were lying to you about gravity, what else were they lying to you about?

And no, believing this does not make me a heathen, and no I am not going to hell when I die.

Yes, just like praying to Allah five times a day, making the hajj to Mecca, fasting during Ramadan, professing the divinity of Allah and paying 2.5% of your wealth to terrorist charities doesn't make you a dirty mudslum, right? Tell it to Satan.

[Sister Noddy]

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And I think we can all agree that fossils are definitely evil.

Woah woah woah! What fresh heresy is this? You refuse to accept God's word as being absolutely true, but you accept Darwinista lies as absolute fact? What kind of an absolutist maniac are you?

Yes, because no scientific theory has ever been discarded, has it?

If the scientists were lying to you about gravity, what else were they lying to you about?

Tell it to Satan.

Oh you all are just twisting science to make it fit with your literalistic interpretation of scriptures that were written (by men) thousands of years ago, and it's not working.

Sorry but no amount of rebuking from you guys is ever gonna change my mind about real scientific inquiry and scientific method. I worry that fanatic religion will ultimately be the death of real science. Kids today need to get the facts without religion mixed in to muddle it up.

[Sister Noddy]

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Well said.

Thanks, I appreciate that Joo.

[Talitha]

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Oh you all are just twisting science to make it fit with your literalistic interpretation of scriptures that were written (by men) thousands of years ago, and it's not working.

Sorry but no amount of rebuking from you guys is ever gonna change my mind about real scientific inquiry and scientific method. I worry that fanatic religion will ultimately be the death of real science. Kids today need to get the facts without religion mixed in to muddle it up.

Now you're REALLY making yourself look stupid.
It's NOT an interpretation It's The Truth as written in The Holy Bible(KJV1611), which if you were a REAL Christian you would follow to the letter and not just the nice bits that suit you.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

Oh you all are just twisting science to make it fit with your literalistic interpretation of scriptures that were written (by men) thousands of years ago, and it's not working.

So do you believe Newton's theory of gravity is absolutely true or don't you?

Kids today need to get the facts without religion mixed in to muddle it up.

What exactly is the difference between an Anglican and an atheist?

[Sister Noddy]

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So do you believe Newton's theory of gravity is absolutely true or don't you?

No, Einstein's Theory of General Relativity is the way to go ... Here

What exactly is the difference between an Anglican and an atheist?

We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and of all that is seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from True God, begotten, not made, of one being with the Father. Through him all things were made.

(From the Nicene Creed)

Atheists don't believe in God.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

No, Einstein's Theory of General Relativity is the way to go ... Here


We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and of all that is seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from True God, begotten, not made, of one being with the Father. Through him all things were made.

(From the Nicene Creed)

Atheists don't believe in God.

I thing we need a little clarification here, along with some epistemology.

Are you calling Newton's laws false, or are they a special case of Messiah Einstein's Relativity?

And how do you reconcile the quantum theorists that propose a particle called a Graviton that is responsible for gravity? Messiah Einstein and Quantum Mechanics did not get along too well you know, his response to them was that God did not play dice with the universe.

Who are you going to believe and how are you going to decide?

[Sister Noddy]

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And how do you reconcile the quantum theorists that propose a particle called a Graviton that is responsible for gravity?

String Theory: Go here, here, here, and here.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

"Gravitons" "Strings" that is all just fancy words for God sends his angels to do it. Anyway the simple reason we don't go flying off the planet it the world is the center of the material universe and we don't fall off because it is flat.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Gross Misinformation about Dinosaurs

"Gravitons" "Strings" that is all just fancy words for God sends his angels to do it. Anyway the simple reason we don't go flying off the planet it the world is the center of the material universe and we don't fall off because it is flat.

Oh boy Bobby-Joe! I'll bet those angels would have to be pretty tiny, considering that at every point in space all around you, there is a tuned string.

A single tuned string is 10 (to the minus 22), and generates the energy field of a single quark; quarks in pairs make up the neuclei of atoms.

Good luck with your creation science, I'm afraid it doesn't quite cut the mustard when it comes to quantum physics.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh boy Bobby-Joe! I'll bet those angels would have to be pretty tiny, considering that at every point in space all around you, there is a tuned string.

A single tuned string is 10 (to the minus 22), and generates the energy field of a single quark; quarks in pairs make up the neuclei of atoms.

Good luck with your creation science, I'm afraid it doesn't quite cut the mustard when it comes to quantum physics.

And exactly where in the Holy Bible can you back this up?

Honestly, you false Christians are so gullible. You believe anything!

[Sister Noddy]

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And exactly where in the Holy Bible can you back this up?

Honestly, you false Christians are so gullible. You believe anything!

Okay no funny stuff Pastor Zeke