[Sister Noddy]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

Nope. Can't say it. He's very good looking though.

Hmmm, I suppose you could say he's classically handsome, but he's too ... well ... sissy looking for my tastes ...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

Hmmm, I suppose you could say he's classically handsome, but he's too ... well ... sissy looking for my tastes ...

I told you Newsom is a homer. I know gay when I see it!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

I told you Newsom is a homer. I know gay when I see it!

So do I, Bobby-Joe. I can almost always tell.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

Reasons why there could be a fire:
- Someone dropped a cigarette and forgot to put it totally out. Cigarette + Grass = Fire
- It's been really dry and hot. Perfect conditions for a fire.
- Arsonists. They're everywhere nowadays.

So you admit that atheists cause fires?

You deny Newsom fornicated with his best friends wife?

She is a chink. Not only can she not say that Newsom fornicated with his best friend's wife, she probably also can't say that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh or the word "shibboleth".

[Miss Hikari]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

So you admit that atheists cause fires?

Arsonists not Atheists.

arsonist- a person who commits arson

arson- The crime of maliciously, voluntarily, and willfully setting fire to the building, buildings, or other property of another or of burning one's own property for an improper purpose, as to collect insurance.

atheist-a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

Big difference, BT. Really, really big.

Source: http://www.dictionary.com

[lord warrior]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

What did people expect of a city of Barry bonds,junkie, Nancy Pelosi, the ultra feminazi and the center for all things homer. We can just hope that one day God will smite them like Soddom and Gommora. One good earthquake should do the trick.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

Arsonists not Atheists.

arsonist- a person who commits arson

arson- The crime of maliciously, voluntarily, and willfully setting fire to the building, buildings, or other property of another or of burning one's own property for an improper purpose, as to collect insurance.

atheist-a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

Big difference, BT. Really, really big.

Source: http://www.dictionary.com

That was a secular dictionary. If it were a True Conservative dictionary, no doubt the definitions would be more like this:
Arsonist - a person who commits arson because they do not believe in God.
Arson - the crime of maliciously, voluntarily, and willfully setting fire to the building, buildings, or other property of another or of burning one's own property for an improper purpose, such as not believing in God.
Atheist - a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings, and sets stuff on fire as a consequence.

Why, if it weren't for the fact that I'm Born Again in Jesus, I'd probably be tossing petrol on some burning wood right now. My faith in Christ is the only thing that stops me doing so.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Why, if it weren't for the fact that I'm Born Again in Jesus, I'd probably be tossing petrol on some burning wood right now. My faith in Christ is the only thing that stops me doing so.

Praise Brother, if it wasn't for my love for Christ I would filled with rage assaulting anyone who disagreed with me. However Jesus has taught me to love my enemies, no matter how sub-human and filthy they are. I even do not hate disgusting dirt bags, children murdering atheists.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

Praise Jesus, you two have inspired me: share your own personal stories of how Jesus has prevented you from doing terrible, terrible atheistical things here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4490

[Brother Temperance]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

Praise Jesus, you two have inspired me: share your own personal stories of how Jesus has prevented you from doing terrible, terrible atheistical things here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4490

That post works so much better for having your signature beneath it.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

San Fransissyco's problems go back a long way. San Francisco, a Messican name, translates in English into Saint Francis. That's right, cathylick! San Francisco, the city of cathylicks & homers. I'm suprised that God hasn't hit that town with a meteor yet.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

San Fransissyco's problems go back a long way. San Francisco, a Messican name, translates in English into Saint Francis. That's right, cathylick! San Francisco, the city of cathylicks & homers. I'm suprised that God hasn't hit that town with a meteor yet.

Well, maybe not a meteor, but plenty of Godly earthquakes.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

Well, maybe not a meteor, but plenty of Godly earthquakes.

JESUS has burned the town down at least once and is ready to toss it in the ocean. If there are any straight people left, I advise you to get out of the place.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: San Fransissyco bans Jesus

JESUS has burned the town down at least once and is ready to toss it in the ocean. If there are any straight people left, I advise you to get out of the place.

I have been considering it, Pastor Al.